The Spin Sycle for April 8 2011

Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers!  That is the furthest thing from the truth!  I have been really tired.  Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering:  As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older.  To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.

Lights
Mariska Hargitay becomes a mommy

Tina Fey to become a mommy again

Charle Sheen wants to give his torpedo of truth to Mila Kunis

Eva Longoria bit by the baby bug

Darks
The Judds are all about really bad memories now

Kate Gosselin surprised by lawsuit

Britney Spears has no control over her life?  Is this news?

Needs Bleach
Your dream has come true, there is such a thing as 3D porn

Now a word from Hipster Kitty:


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The Spin Sycle for April 5 2011

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Can you believe it's already April, Syclers?  April showers bring good gossip I hope!  What's out on the line?

Lights
Charlie Sheen does better in Chicago than in Detroit, well duh! #Winning!


Can you imagine Kate Gosselin working a real job in the real world?  She'd get eaten alive. Best part is, it might really happen!

Bill & Ted 3 is going to happen.  Excellent.


Darks

Cover of Madonna

Madonna and that damm Kabbalah thing again. Hasn't she become a Jew yet?

Katie Couric is leaving CBS but not officially yet


Needs Bleach
Is Amy Winehouse getting married??  When the hell is her new album coming out?

Hugh Hefner marrying Crystal, it seems, without a prenup.  Now before you get your panties in a bunch, realize that he has a will and that will be honored when he dies.  I'm sure he makes sure he has no real money around and he doesn't carry cash.  He has all his $ in investments and trusts that are going to his children anyway.  So don't fret about Hef getting golddigged.