Spin Offs for June 17 2010

Spencer Pratt is sleezy. Spencer Pratt may not have wife Heidi Montag by his side — but even in separation, he could still make money off her. The Hills’ star is starting his own paparazzi agency, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Snoop Dogg has been banned from a free festival in the Netherlands, it was confirmed this afternoon. BBC News reports that police barred the rapper from appearing at Parkpop in The Hague because it wanted an "open and friendly character".

British journo Piers Morgan will start his takeover of Larry King's CNN show in October, sources tell Page Six. The former newspaper editor has a deal to host an hourlong interview program which will start in the fall four days a week as CNN phases King out.

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They did it!

Han Solo got married!! *SQUEEEE!*

TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.

We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.

We're told the couple was married in the Governor's mansion in Santa Fe.

Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and they got engaged over Valentine's weekend in 2009.

Harrison is filming "Cowboys and Aliens" in New Mexico right now.

Spin Offs for June 15 2010

Al Gore is separated because he was dipping his leaf into another pond.  I need brain bleach.

Charlie Sheen is almost a free man who can rent hooker cheerleaders again!

How much did Sarah Palin pay Levin Johnston to get back together with her daughter?

Enjoy this version of California Gurls:

Twilight Homage

This was so funny, I had to share.  Found it on ONTD.  I'm still giggling tears.

WTF

There will be a Bollywood movie about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. It's a romance! Obviously Dear Friend Hitler will talk about how he was a bad person and how she was pretty awful for marrying such a bad person, but there will also be romance. And Hitler and Eva will be played by Indian people. It is not a musical, which is too bad. But yeah. Bollywood Hitler Movie. Not coming soon to an American movie theater near you. [Times, via Vulture]


*In other celeb news*


Joe Jackson is a POS

Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.

Peaches Geldof  is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg.  Never mind the granny pants.