Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Speaking of TC...RUN KATIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

(per perezhilton.com...so this is all unofficial)


Life & Style Weekly is riding Tom Cruise's ass like he's a power bottom!

The magazine is still insisting that Cruise and 'pregnant' Katie Holmes have secretly broken up and are pretending to still be together.

According to Life & Style, Tom recently announced to Katie that he wants sole custody of their alien child once the creature is born.

"Katie went absolutely nuts and stormed off in tears," says a source close to the couple [of how Holmes reacted to Cruise's news].

Tom event went so far as to ask Katie to sign legal documents granting custody, the mag alleges, and Holmes' dad, Martin, who reportedly loathes Cruise, became involved.

FYI: Katie's dad is a lawyer.

And, as PerezHilton.com was the first to exclusively report worldwide, Tom & Katie have been having trouble keeping their alleged facade going and got into a huge fight in public, at a basketball game where Cruise's daughter was playing.

"They had no clue a photographer was there [inside the game]," reports Life & Style about the argument.

Tom is said to want custody of the child because he is concerned that Katie won't raise it as a Scientologist.

"For him to ask Katie to give up custody is just horrible," says a friend of the couples. "It just reinforces her attitude that he only cares about himself."

In fact, according to TomKat's pals, "Katie is so turned off by Tom and his lifestyle, she's almost ready to make a clean break."

South Park -n- Crap

no seriously, it's crap.

Isaak Hayes as of this past January in an interview with the Onion, right after "Trapped in the Closet" was shown:

www.avclub.com/content/node/44132/2

AVC: There's some pretty harsh satire on South Park. They don't really care who they offend.

IH: But that's their thing! They're success was built on that cutting-edge stuff. I've had to defend them a lot of times. One time on BET Tonight I defended them because Tavis Smiley, the host on that show, was coming at me. It was a call-in show, too, so people were calling in. I told them not to take this stuff seriously. If you do, you'll get in trouble. Just enjoy it. Remember your high-school yearbook? You look at those pictures now, you laugh, right? That's what South Park is. You got to laugh at it. Because we cursed, but we just didn't dare let the principals, the teachers, or the preachers hear it. And we didn't turn out bad, okay? Just look at it that way. Also, usually there's some kind of moral message at the end for the kids, by the Chef.

AVC: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?

IH: Well, I talked to Matt and Trey about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, "Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that shit, you know?" But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses, and understand what we do. [Laughs.]

tom cruise prolly called his ass up to make him quit

Monday, March 13, 2006

Brit & K-fool

Ok, I, like many many people, am very hard on the guy. No love. But for a brief moment, let me be the devil's advocate.

Man-man (for lack of a better name) and I were recently watching E! tv with brit & that person on it, how they met etc. Man-man brought up a good point, given that E! was trying to not put on neg spin, or at least try to stay neutral.

Maybe K-fool just makes her feel special, maybe it's just that simple. For all her money and fame, maybe that's what it is that she sees in him. (I know, *BARF* but bear with me.....just put all that you think of HIM aside....just humor me)

Maybe he's just fucked any way he goes. Like, in the eyes of us all, what is a husband of a very famous popstar supposed to do?

I have a thought on this:
stop trying. She's made her money. Look, Brit, let's face it, you're in family mode now, the career is OVER.
Kevin, you know, we all know, you married the golden goose, for better or worse. Don't try to impress anybody with any supposed talent you claim to have. (Stay with me....)

Here's what you should do: Brit's singing and dancing days are over but she still has her name. the two of you can do one thing on this planet that would actually make a difference, put you in good graces with public opinion and in the long run, make you more $$$.
Help unknown, struggling talent out there get discovered. Produce. Go into PRODUCTion! Make your own label, you already have a studio, help somebody else out. Do children's summer camps for whoever, abused, less fortunate, whoever......have a camp for young kids to learn a little singing, dancing, get a little special attention for just a few days to have lifetime memories. You've made your money and you've made a name. It's time for you to help somebody.

The two of you could work together and promote yourselves as well as giving new talent a chance too. How cool would it be to promote your own label, be able to say that you gave someone their start, their needed push into the spotlight?

Final rinse: Think about it guys, seriously.

you now have permission to go back into hate mode.