PUT ME IN THE WAAY BACK MACHINE!!!

I found this and for the sake of nostaglia, I HAD TO POST IT!!!!

Don't tell me that Britney Spears didn't get all her moves and sound and shit from Vanity 6. Can you believe these bitches should be around 50 now???

Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl
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Is Lindsay Lohan Schmokin?

off of NinjaDude.com:

I’d like to think the object clutched between Lohan’s pointer finger and thumb contains tobacco, but in the year 2007 I don’t know of any Hollywood starlets that like to roll their own cigarettes. Lindsay was spotted partying at Stereo nightclub during her recent NYC party trip, and an anonymous tipster e-mailed this sneaky shot of her mid-toke.

Sounds like some creative inspiration for her disc jockey venture! Lindsay has been on the wheels of steel a lot lately…and I know marijuana is often considered a safe alternative to alcohol. Spark it up, yo!

You heard it here!

Even though the official report comes out monday, resources have been pooled to find out what killed Anna Nicole before!!! Remember, we already know she had an enlarged liver...

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off of the National Enquirer:

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED WITH TOXIC LEVEL OF SLEEPING MEDICATION IN HER SYSTEM
Anna Nicole Smith died with a toxic level of the sleeping medication chloral hydrate in her system.

In a joint newsgathering operation, the National ENQUIRER and Star magazine have solved the mystery of the former Playboy model's death and provide a detailed portrait of her final days.

The world exclusive details come days before Broward County, Fla., Chief Medical Examiner Joshua Perper will hold a press conference to announce the former Playboy Playmate's cause of death.

The ENQUIRER and Star have also learned that Anna Nicole had a raging blood infection. The infection was caused by an unsterilized needle and contributed to her death.

The infection was so serious, it would have killed her if she had not overdosed.

Contrary to speculation, tests show Anna Nicole did not have methadone or any other painkilling drug in her system at the time of her death.

The ENQUIRER learned that just before she left the Bahamas for Florida on February 5, three days before she died, Anna Nicole received an injection in her left buttock.

Tests did not reveal what that substance was.

"As she boarded the plane for Miami, Anna Nicole developed a painful abscess at the site of the injection," said a source with knowledge of the case. "The needle wasn't sterile. The pain kept getting worse as the abscess got larger and larger very quickly."

From Miami, Anna Nicole and her live-in lawyer Howard K. Stern traveled to Hollywood, Fla. The pain from the abscess became excruciating and Anna Nicole developed a high fever.

By the time she got to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino her fever was 105.

Anna Nicole, unaware that her blood was being poisoned by infection, had also developed a second infection from a virulent form of norovirus, which causes intestinal problems.

It was at this point that Anna Nicole — and her entourage — made a fatal mistake. She refused to go to a hospital, a decision that would have saved her life.

Instead, Anna's people gave her an ice bath to control the fever, administered the antibiotic ciprofloxacin by mouth and gave her an over-the-counter flu medicine.

As the needle-caused infection took over her body, she began vomiting, had severe diarrhea and could not urinate.

On February 6, a Tuesday, Anna spent the whole day in bed. She could not keep fluids down. She was becoming severely dehydrated.

On Wednesday, February 7, Anna seemed somewhat better, but she wasn't, the source said.

"She was still vomiting and suffering diarrhea," said the source. "Again, she spent the whole day in bed, as the abscess continued to grow. She was in such pain, she just wanted to sleep."

And that's when the final fatal mistake was made. Sometime overnight on February 7, Anna ingested the sleeping medication chloral hydrate. The drug is extremely potent. The dose was too much — and in fact it was a toxic level, the ENQUIRER and Star have learned exclusively. On Thursday, February 8, Anna never woke up.

A nurse found her unresponsive at about 1:30 p.m.

At 2:49 p.m., Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead.

Preliminary analysis indicated the cause of death was systemic sepsis syndrome, a lethal blood infection. It was caused by the abscess of the left buttock. Further investigation revealed the fatal level of chloral hydrate.

Chloral hydrate can cause depression of respiration, especially in a person who is already sick because of an infection and dehydration and it can cause death within a relatively short period of time.

Anna Nicole also had scarring from numerous injections she got in the buttocks

Angie & Pax

Ok maybe Maybe she needs children's blood to stay young. I dunno.

This makes Spin SAAAD!!!!

Mainly because of Jenna Jameson.....she used to be so smokin HAWT! What happened? But she does at least make Pari$ look like a tub of lard in this pic. But I want the old Jenna back!!!

Here We Go!!!

We're at the crest, very nearly the top of the big hill on the rollercoaster, about to go fast a furious down the other side! Hold onto your hats!!!

off of TMZ.com:

The judge in the Dannielynn "who's your daddy" case has just ordered up the telltale DNA.

The judge in the Bahamas just ordered Howard K. Stern to submit his DNA sample for testing along with Dannielynn's. Larry Birkhead's DNA will be tested as well. Anna Nicole's DNA is in the bag too. We're told the results could come later this week.

Birkhead left the courtroom with pumped fists in the air, jumping up and down.

If Larry Birkhead is the father, the judge could make a quick decision on custody. Then a passport would be the only thing standing in Birkhead's way of taking Dannielynn to the U.S.

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DAMMIT! I wish I could take bets here! Ok...maybe not....but the light is at the end of the tunnel!!!

In case you hadn't heard...

Strange new developments in the ANS baby-daddy trial....We're on the rollercoaster, the part where you're going slooooowly up the big hill, about to screech down the other side as we all anxiously await the DNA testing!!

This from SplashNewsOnline:

A Bahamian judge has ruled that there will be a DNA test to settle the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn.

The judge has ordered all parties to court on Tuesday for the DNA hearing. No word if the DNA samples from Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Dannielynn have already been submitted or if they will submit samples on Tuesday.

Also off of SplashNewsOnline and I find terribly interesting:

Larry Birkhead’s lawyer, Debra Opri has quit! She issued a statement saying “Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately.”

Wow, reportedly the two have butt heads often over the last few weeks and speculation has run from the amount of money Opri is being paid to how certain information concerning the case is leaking to the media.

Talk about short notice to get a new lawyer.

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Personally, I find Birkhead to be just as sleazy as the rest of them.