Saturday, September 9, 2006

Slooooow Gossip Day

Oh hell. I could sit at home with some vodka and wine and call it rehab. Oh wait.....I have.

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MEL'S NOT IN REHAB - HE'S AT HOME

After his traumatic arrest, and anti semitic outburst recently, Mel Gibson piously promised to get help - but THE ENQUIRER has learned that the long-time alcoholic has NOT checked into rehab, he's at home.

The former Oscar winner is refusing to enter a traditional rehab, and is instead trying to gain a hold of his problem via outpatient therapy. According to his publicists' assistant Veronica Pinto, regarding treatment, Mel is in an 'ongoing program of recovery. That's it.'

Many question Mel's seriousness regarding recovery since he is apparently yet to seek intensive therapy for what seems to be a major problem.

Friday, September 8, 2006

Breaking off of EOnline!


According to Ted C., Britney's water broke & she's at the hospital right now! Here comes l'il cheeto #2!!!

Thursday, September 7, 2006

BUSTED!


Just one drink? Whatever, we all know Parisite throws back shots of Patron like she owns the company.

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off of MSN tv:

Paris Hilton Booked on DUI ChargesSep 7, 7:12 AM EST

Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence, police said.

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. after being pulled over in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.

Police stopped Hilton because she was "driving erratically," he said.

"The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading a police statement.

Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

Her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the arrest and said police detected the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.

"She's absolutely fine," Mintz said. "She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated."

At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren from a charity event where she had one drink, a margarita, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album, "Paris."

The driving under the influence symptoms were "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued," Mintz said.

She was picked up from the Los Angeles Police Department's Hollywood station by her sister, Nicky, Nicky's boyfriend, actor Kevin Connolly, and Mintz.

In June, Hilton had a fender-bender accident when her Range Rover backed into a car in a parking garage after a shopping trip

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

OVER before it starts!!!


Cuz the bitch doesn't know when to keep her yap shut.

off of IDLYITW:


Jessica Simpson is Single. Again.

Seemingly over before it even began, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have reportedly already split. According to Page Six, and your deductive reasoning, John Mayer is already sick of her.

...Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say, she and her pals are too loose-lipped for the reclusive Mayer. One person in the Mayer camp told Us Weekly the relationship "was a 2 [that] her camp spun into an 11 . . . [Mayer] thinks it's desperate . . . an attempt to stay in the spotlight."

It's hard to argue this when these two had been dating for less than a month before Jessica was on the cover of People magazine saying, "I'm in love!" Jesus, have some dignity. Or at least show a little respect.

Most doctors would agree that this type of thing would make you look like an idiot. Sorry, doctors, Jessica Simpson doesn't have time for your science and logic. She's clearly a genius. If she gets any smarter, she'll be able to tie her shoes or count back change.

It's about damm time!!!



SURI PICS!!!! Well, this is only one but I still have a question.....is she wearing a wig? WTF? Part of her hair around her face is like light brown....what the hell? Cnn reported that no money was paid to Crazy Tom or Katie for the pictures.

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Guilty Pleasure

ok, ok....I've been obsessed with this song for like 48 hours now. Sue me. Not crazy about Hung up or the rest of it, but this song is the ShizNite!!! enjoy....


Monday, September 4, 2006

It was bound to happen...

off on MSNBC.com:

‘Crocodile Hunter’ Steve Irwin dies
Naturalist, 44, killed by stingray on diving trip, Australian media report

BRISBANE, Australia - Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and environmentalist known as the “Crocodile Hunter,” was killed Monday by a stingray during a diving expedition, Australian media said. He was 44.

Irwin was filming an underwater documentary on the Great Barrier Reef in northeastern Queensland state when the accident occurred, Sydney’s The Daily Telegraph newspaper reported on its Web site.

The Australian Broadcasting Corp. said Irwin was diving near Low Isles Reef near the resort town of Port Douglas, about 1,260 miles north of the state capital of Brisbane.

Queensland ambulance service spokesman Bob Hamil confirmed that a diver had been killed by a stingray off Lowe Isles Reef but refused to say who the victim was until relatives had been notified.

A rescue helicopter was sent from the nearby city of Cairns, and paramedics from it confirmed the diver’s death.

“The probable cause of death is stingray strike to the chest,” Hamil said.
Staff at Australia Zoo, Irwin’s zoo in southern Queensland, said they had heard the reports but could not comment.

'Crikey!'Irwin is famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchcry “Crikey!” in his television program “Crocodile Hunter,” which was first broadcast in Australia in 1992 and has aired around the world on the Discovery channel.

He rode his image into a feature film, and developed the Australia Zoo as a tourist attraction.

Irwin had received some negative publicity in recent years. In January 2004, he stunned onlookers at the Australia Zoo reptile park by carrying his 1-year-old son into a crocodile pen during a wildlife show. He tucked the infant under one arm while tossing the 13-foot reptile a piece of meat with the other.

Authorities declined to charge Irwin for violating safety regulations.

Later that year, he was accused of getting too close to penguins, a seal and humpback whales in Antarctica while making a documentary. Irwin denied any wrongdoing, and an Australian Environment Department investigation recommended no action be taken.

Irwin was also seen as a vocal critic of wildlife hunts in Australia. The federal government recently dropped plans to allow crocodile safaris for wealthy tourists in the Northern Territory following his vehement objections.

Irwin told the Australian television program “A Current Affair” that “killing one of our beautiful animals in the name of trophy hunting will have a very negative impact on tourism, which scares the living daylights out of me.”

He is survived by his American wife Terri, from Oregon, and their daughter Bindi Sue, 8, and son Bob, who will turn 3 in December.