Wednesday, May 12, 2010

And I'm back!

Here are your spin offs for 5/12

Gwen Stefani pregnant again?

Matt Lauer has split from his wife

Dana Plato's son committed suicide

Britney Spears' agent quit so they could actually date


I'm on a furious binge right now, havn't had one of these for a long time. I am currently surrounded by pizza rolls, neopolitan ice cream and potato chips. It is heaven. It is so relaxing and almost a mind numbing orgasm but i really need this. I know you understand. What can I entertain you with in the meantime?

How about the Barack Obama answer to Will.I.Am being a dickrider of his, courtesy of the Boondocks:

Sunday, May 9, 2010