Friday, June 2, 2006

This is why I love her!


and she'll kick your ass too! She has a few days of community service to complete before she can leave the U.S.

Party on, M-Rod!

courtesy of WENN:

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RODRIGUEZ REFUSES TO CURB WILD WAYS

Former LOST star MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ is adamantly refusing to curb her hard-partying ways, insisting she doesn't have a drinking problem.

The actress recently served two different jail sentences for violating her probation and also for a drink driving arrest.

When asked if she planned to curb her wild ways in light of her recent troubles, she fires back, "That's bulls**t!

"I'll be spending most of my days in London or France and I'll just work there for the next couple of years."

Rodriguez insists that she doesn't have a problem with alcohol stating, "My father threw up his liver. If I were going to be an alcoholic, I'd know it by now."

The actress, whose character was recently killed off on the popular show, claims she's not worried about the future of her career.

She adds, "I don't come and pretend to be some perfect broad. I am imperfect, but I get there.
"I do the job; I'm good at what I do and I go home. I'm not worried."
06/02/06 03:59

Trouble in paradise?


Brad Pitt homesick for US

Thursday, 1st June 2006, 12:04

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Brad Pitt is fed up with his life in Namibia and is desperate to return to the US, it has been claimed.The 'Troy' actor - who moved to the Southern African country before the birth of his first child, Shiloh Nouvel, with Angelina Jolie - is said to "loathe" his life there.A source told Britain's Star magazine: "They are cooped up in the hotel, the food isn't great and he doesn't like the heat. He seems thoroughly depressed and I think he misses Malibu."

"Angelina is unhappy because he won't go along with her plans. She is so passionate about Namibia and wants Brad to be too, but you get the feeling he just has a yearning to put down some roots. Going to Africa was bizarre for him."

Earlier this week, it was revealed that Brad cut the umbilical cord of his new daughter when she was born.The actor was in the delivery room while Angelina delivered the baby via Caesarean section in a private hospital on Saturday (27.05.06).

The couple's American obstetrician, Jason Rothbart - who travelled to Namibia for the birth - said: "The baby was a healthy 7lb. Brad was with Angelina the entire time and cut the umbilical cord. The surgery and birth went flawlessly."

(c) BANG Media International.

Thursday, June 1, 2006

Good, it couldn't happen to anyone better.

Michael "fuck me in the ass cuz nobody ever asked me to prom and now i must take it out on the world" Moore deserves to be sued. I hope this guy wins and wins big.

From EOnline! :

Michael Moore Sued by Iraq War Vetby Natalie Finn
May 31, 2006, 9:30 PM PT

It seems as if the fallout caused by Fahrenheit 9/11 will never die down.
A Massachusetts national guardsman filed an $85 million lawsuit against Michael Moore in Suffolk Superior Court last week, accusing the filmmaker of distorting a TV interview to portray the soldier as anti-war in his scathing 2004 documentary about the Bush administration post-Sept. 11, 2001.

Sgt. Peter Damon, 33, has stated that Moore didn't have his permission to use pieces of the on-camera interview he gave in 2003 to an NBC Nightly News correspondent at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington D.C. Damon's appearance in Fahrenheit 9/11 resulted in a "loss of reputation, emotional distress, embarrassment, and personal humiliation" for him, court documents state.

Damon is suing for $75 million and his wife is seeking another $10 million for the "mental distress and anguish suffered by her spouse."

The lawsuit states that "[Fahrenheit 9/11] creates a substantially fictionalized and falsified implication of a wounded serviceman who was left behind when Plaintiff was not left behind but supported, financially and emotionally, by the active assistance of the president, the United States and his family, friends, acquaintances and community."

Damon, a double amputee, lost both of his arms while stationed in Iraq when a tire on a Black Hawk Helicopter he was servicing exploded. Another reservist was killed.
In Moore's film Damon is shown lying on a gurney, covered in bandages. He says he feels as if he's "being crushed in a vise," adding, "but [the painkillers] do a lot to help it. And they take a lot of the edge off of it."

The scene prior to Damon's features U.S. Rep. Jim McDermott, a Democrat from Washington state, saying, "You know, [those in the Bush administration] say they're not leaving any veterans behind, but they're leaving all kinds of veterans behind."

In his lawsuit, Damon has argued that the juxtaposition of those two scenes made it sound as if the military and the Bush administration had left him to grapple alone with pain or possibly even a drug addiction when, in reality, he "agrees with and supports the president and the United States' war effort and was not left behind."

NBC had been questioning Damon about the painkiller he was using, a new drug the military was distributing to wounded veterans.

"They took the clip because it was a gut-wrenching scene," Damon told Fox News Tuesday.

"They sandwiched it in. [Moore] was using me as ammunition."

Miramax Films, NBC, and Lions Gate Entertainment are also named in the suit, according to Fox News.

The controversial Fahrenheit 9/11 was a smash hit for Moore and Miramax, winning the Palme d'Or at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival and grossing more than $222 million worldwide.
The film, which focused pretty one-sidedly on the Bush administration's response to 9/11 (sorely lacking, according to Moore) and its instigation of the war in Iraq (inexcusable, Moore said) was passed over come Oscar time, however, partly because the director entered his production in the Best Picture category, rather than take a run at Best Documentary.

Damon told the New York Post that Moore couldn't have picked a worse guy to pin the charge of being anti-war on.

"I'm the most fortunate disabled guy," he said. "I was complaining about the pain I would've been having [if it weren't for the painkiller]."

Damon's lawyer, Dennis Lynch, also weighed in with the Associated Press.

"It's upsetting to him because he's lived his life supportive of his government, he's been a patriot, he's been a soldier, and he's now being portrayed in a movie that is the antithesis of all that," Lynch said.

Phone calls from the AP and Fox News to Moore and Miramax were not returned.

Anniston Nauseated!


Jennifer Aniston felt "nauseous" when she got a phone call telling her Brangelina's baby had been born.

But Aniston later told friends she was relieved that the "sick triangle" was finally over and she could move on with her life.

Her ex-Brad Pitt was in the operating room as new love Angelina Jolie gave birth to baby daughter Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie.

Aniston, 37, got the news of Pitt's baby on May 27 from an associate from Plan B, the production company she once owned with Pitt.

"The nauseous feeling I expected to have when I heard the news is smaller than I thought," Star magazine quotes Aniston as telling a friend.

"I'm sick to death of having paparazzi ask me how I feel.

"How do they think I feel? I've wanted this to be over for so long. Now, hopefully, my place in this sick triangle will be replaced with the baby.

"I'm finally going to be able to make my own decisions and not have to factor in all this bulls**t."
Aniston also told pals that she fears Pitt will end up raising the baby on his own, according to the magazine.

"I really do wish Brad the best of luck because he'll need it when he's raising that child alone and she's off somewhere adopting another Third World baby.

"I do wish Brad and Angelina luck. Passion is fleeting and their whole relationship is based on passion, however misguided it seems to me."

Pitt and Jolie are holed up in the impoverished African country of Namibia after the birth of Shiloh.

It is expected they will return to Pitt's luxurious Malibu home in June to raise Shiloh.

Splash News/Snapper Media

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Daddys don't let your babies grow up to be hookers...


I like Pink more and more.

Off of ONTD:

Pop rocker Pink was blown away after giving a speech to 700 girls at Toronto's Humberside Collegiate Institute while promoting her album 'I'm Not Dead', after a group of Paris Hilton wannabes slammed her words, according to the National Enquirer.

The singer explained to the female audience that they shouldn't imitate the Hollywood blondes, and that they shouldn't degrade themselves by being "cute".Pink enjoyed screams and applause from the majority of the girls, except for a group of 15-year-old miss prisses who threw insults at her, such as, "Maybe you put down girls like Paris because you are soooo fat and UGLY!"The singer remained confident in her views, and told them to avoid the "stupid girl epidemic".

The Hilton wannabes snapped back, "You're just jealous because Paris has talent."

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Yeah, Paris has talent at sucking dick. Look, this is why parents need to be involved with their vulnerable young daughters: young girls believe anything. Puppies and rainbows are cute, fairies and leprechauns are real, dammit! Fathers, you give girls their self-esteem. Moms, you teach her how to become a woman. For goodness sakes, please be involved in your daughters' lives so they don't end up swingin' off a pole or trying to be Hooker Hilton. Challenge your girls to think for themselves and make their own identites. Challenge them to take responsibility for their own lives and futures and seek what is best for them. Challenge them to not use somebody else's life. Teach them that there is self respect and dignity in earning her own way instead of relying on mom & dad's money or wanting someone else to provide for them. Please.

This isn't a surprise


We all knew he was sleezy....so his friends have to be sleezy too.

from justjared.com:

Is K-Fed source of leaks about Britney?

Britney Spears has yet another reason to be miffed at her hubby. Kevin Federline shelled out $300,000 for a wristwatch without telling his wife first, according to Us. Perhaps it's no co-incidence that that's the exact amount the aspiring rap star reportedly was paid to record an album and tour in Japan.

“All he does is work on his music and try to find ways to get out,” a source told the mag. “That is all he cares about. It has taken a big toll on their marriage because he's not always there for her and he used to be.”What's more, Spears suspects that K-Fed is responsible for some of the leaks to the tabloids about the couple's private lives.

“Britney knows Kevin tells his friends information, knowing they will leak it to tabloids,” a source close to Spears told Us. She has taken to not telling her hubby certain things — including that she was going to announce her pregnancy on David Letterman — for fear the info would be leaked to his buddies. “They sell stories for money. ... She is sick of him using her for them to profit.”

Malibu, CA :: Britney carried Sean P. yesterday afternoon while walking alongside Perry, the bodyguard (doubling as the nanny!). The 24-year-old singer has also been recently spotted buying a book: Getting The Love You Want.... a self-help manual for abandoned young women!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Wait, isn't the only reason anybody knows her name is because of 2 sex tapes?!


when the hell did Paris decide it was wrong for her to be naked so the whole world could see? SHE DID TWO SEX TAPES! When did she get all sensitive about nakedness? Pretty hypocritical then, to snub your own movie premiere! BTW, didn't she get paid for that second sex tape? Whore.

Say it with me because I can't believe it. Paris snubbed her own movie for nudity. Paris snubbed her own movie for nudity. Paris snubbed....

link & photo courtesy of DListed.com

Kate Moss plays the field!


Yeah, who cares but it's hard to follow up after the birth of the Golden Child, Shiloh.

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BRAND'S PASSION-FILLED NIGHTS WITH MOSS

English comedian RUSSELL BRAND has confirmed reports he has been romancing supermodel KATE MOSS, but insists their fling is strictly casual.

The MTV and BIG BROTHER presenter was photographed leaving Moss' north London home in the early hours last week (24MAY06) - just 24 hours before her on/off lover PETE DOHERTY was also spotted at the house.

While Brand tells British newspaper Daily Mirror he has been enjoying the charms of Moss, he is also dating other women.

He says, "I'm totally obsessed with sex. I just can't get enough.
"Kate's a great girl. Things are going well for me at the moment, but I hope I don't get caught running out of her house again. That was embarrassing.

"I do like to satisfy women out of a boastful arrogance. You feel more confident when you make a woman fully satisfied." 05/30/06 03:36 courtesy WENN

Wouldn't it be funny....


If Lindsey Lohan got an oscar looooooooong before Tom Cruise ever did (if he ever did)? That wouldn't be too bad for a poor girl only worth $7 million US....right, Brandon?
That would make me squirt tears laughing.

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WEINSTEIN TIPS LOHAN FOR OSCAR

Movie mogul HARVEY WEINSTEIN predicts actress LINDSAY LOHAN will win an Oscar at next year's (07) Academy Awards.

Weinstein believes the 19-year-old, who has roles in both A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION and the upcoming ROBERT KENNEDY saga BOBBY, could wage two Academy Award campaigns this year (06).
Weinstein, whose company is distributing Bobby, tells MTV, "She's fantastic, and a big reason for getting me involved.

"This is going to be a stand-out performance this year for Lindsay, absolutely.

"She's a doll and a brilliant girl. People don't know that side of her; they just see (her) going out. If I was 19 and had that much - well, I went out way more than Lindsay Lohan, but no one was around to catch me." 05/30/06 03:36 courtesy WENN

Paris stalked by Mills


I'd wear fur just to piss of that twat, heather mills. I find it hard to believe that Paris wasn't solicited to give cash to her new friends. That's all they want anyway. I mean really, I hate how these people single others out then go after a seriously emotional appeal instead of reasoning by using the most disgusting footage that they can. Hell, they probably did the footage themselves to get the most sickly effect. That's what's truly disgusting.

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HILTON: 'NO MORE FUR FOR ME'

PARIS HILTON has abandoned her fur-wearing ways after SIR PAUL McCARTNEY's estranged wife HEATHER MILLS made her watch horrific footage of animal cruelty.

The hotel heiress was previously pelted with flour by members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) after sporting real fur at this year's (FEB06) London Fashion Week.

But it was animal rights campaigner Mills who managed to persuade Hilton to turn her back on wearing animal skins for good.

She says, "I am not going to be wearing fur anymore.

"I met up with (Mills) and she showed me videos of how badly the animals are treated. It is just disgusting. I am an animal lover." 05/30/06 03:36 courtesy WENN

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Paris Hilton's moose knuckle


eww! I think I went blind!!!

This is from her ever-so-lame music video shoot.

All i have to do is look at this to lose my appetite. Thanks Paris! now I know how to lose more weight than Nicole! Looking at your nasty crotch does that! courtesy ONTD

Hurray! Jesus has arrived!!!!


Angelina had her daughter late last night. Welcome to the world, Shiloh!!! She was born in Namibia. Feel free to open the bubbly!!!

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It's a baby girl for Jolie and Pitt

By CHRISTOPHER WEBER, Associated Press Writer
28 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES - Thousands of miles from Hollywood but still within easy reach of celebrity hype,
Angelina Jolie gave birth to Brad Pitt's daughter Saturday in Africa, Pitt's publicist announced.

"The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.
No photographs were being released, she added.

The baby's arrival had been the subject of intense press speculation in recent months, prompting the superstar couple to decamp to Africa for privacy. It escalated Tuesday when an e-mail Pitt sent to the
Cannes Film Festival said he was unable to attend because of the baby's "imminent arrival."

The birth came a little more than a month after another blockbuster delivery: a girl born to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Jolie and Pitt had powerful help protecting their privacy from the government of Namibia, which refused to grant entry to reporters seeking to cover the birth without the actors' written permission. The government arrested photographers, confiscated film, ringed the couple's hotel with heavy security and set up large green barriers on the beach to shield their family.

Jolie and Pitt were linked romantically shortly after appearing together in the 2005 movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."

Jolie, 30, is a frequent visitor to Africa and serves as goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees.
Jolie has two adopted children: toddler Zahara, from Ethiopia, and 4-year-old Maddox, from Cambodia.

Both had their surnames legally changed to Jolie-Pitt after Pitt announced his intentions to co-adopt the children.

Pitt and actress Jennifer Aniston divorced last fall.

Jolie, who won an Oscar for her supporting role in 1999's "Girl, Interrupted," is divorced from Billy Bob Thornton and Jonny Lee Miller.