Friday, January 6, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!  How's your new year?

So Beyonce is 10 months pregnant?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Can she not count?

Is Johnny Depp about to get put back on the market?  DIBS!!!!

Harry Connick Jr to guest star on Law & Order: SVU

Sienna Miller is pregnant.

Angelina Jolie: Maleficent?

Lady Gaga to release a new album this year.  Please don't let it suck.

Enjoy some David Guetta

**UPDATE**  Beyonce finally had the baby?

[BlindGossip] The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.
The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.
She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health.
The baby’s name is still a mystery. She was originally referred to as Casey (possibly KC?), but we’ve also heard her called DJ (possibly TJ?). However, we don’t have any reason to believe that this is her actual name or initials.
The mother is resting comfortably, and the parents are thrilled. They are expected to keep things quiet for a few more days. Congratulations to all!
This is a exclusive report. We appreciate media outlets and bloggers properly crediting and linking to when discussing this story. Thank you!
And as of Today, January 8th 2012, Jay Z and Bey finally announce the birth of Blue Ivy (really?)

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy


Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino: