Saturday, December 2, 2006

I call Bullshit!!!


Here's the problem I have with Lindsay "smackhead" Lohan doing AA. This is a big fat publicity stunt.....I mean, story is the bitch goes to the meetings AFTER partying all night. She doesn't mean it. If Lindsay really were going to change her ways, she'd make a real effort and check into a private rehab facility. She has the means to do it.

The whole AA thing is a half-assed effort on her part so who cares if mama Dina spilled the beans? That's just more ammo for Lindsay to say, "see, I'm trying here" without the inconvenience of really going thru rehab and straightening herself out. And she alos has the convenience of quitting now that Mom's told the world via radio about it. She can say that Mom ruined it for her so what's the point?

One more point: Linday's only 20 years old....so she's actually admitting to illegal underage drinking....so the cops know where to pick her up if they wanted, huh?

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courtesy of TMZ.com:

Lindsay Lohan: You Mean I Have to Stop Drinking?

It's official. Well, sort of. Lindsay Lohan's publicist confirms that the party girl is attending AA meetings, as first revealed by Lohan's mom, Dina, on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. "I think it's a positive thing," the publicist told AP. "It's a place to go and feel safe. No one judges her, and it's going to be a slow process." But fear not, Britney. Lindsay doesn't plan on hanging up her party dress just yet.

"She's not saying she'll stop drinking tomorrow," the publicist adds. Phew!

Paris? Human?


This has to have something to do with her hanging out with Britney....image-wise

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off of Yahoo!:

Jokes Make Hilton Spurn Billboard AwardsSat Dec 02, 1:28 PM ET

Paris Hilton won't joke about her peeps. The hotel heiress canceled an appearance at next week's Billboard Music Awards because she didn't like the jokes written for her, according to a spokesman.

"It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers," her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. "Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows."

Mintz said Hilton received a script Friday that contained material she found "objectionable." Representatives for Hilton and the awards show could not come to an agreement about the script's content so she decided to scrap the appearance, he said.

A call to Billboard was not returned early Saturday.

The Billboard Awards will be handed out Monday at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. The show is scheduled to air live on Fox.

Why Nicole & Paris are friends again....


Yeah, it had NOTHING to do with the EOnline! survey for the Simple Life. Whatever. "Here Nicole, have some more srawberry quick! It'll keep you thin and you know I won't tell you what to do!" -Paris

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off of ONTD:

December 2, 2006 -- THE real reason Nicole Richie is pals again with Paris Hilton is because Hilton won't interfere with any bad habits she may have, friends say. A source who was there when the duo showed up arm-in-arm at the Volkswagen Concept party in L.A. the other night said Richie dumped her stylist Rachel Zoe because Zoe, Richie's former friend Mischa Barton "and a few others tried to stage an intervention and tell Nicole to get some help about her weight. Nicole was so hurt that she ran back to Paris and ditched those trying to intervene in her life."

Most Retarded BDay EVER!!!


And of course, it involves Britney and Paris, new BFF's...

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off of ONTD:

Britney Spears is staging a mock wedding to Paris Hilton at her 25th birthday party.

The pop singer has written some comedy vows for the ceremony which will celebrate her new-found friendship with the Simple Life star.

One of Britney's lines apparently contains a thinly-veiled jibe at estranged husband Kevin Federline: "We don't need men to take away our pay cheques and self-respect."

A source told the Daily Star: "They have been inseparable since Brit's split. So their chums have started calling Paris her new husband. Paris has even been playing daddy with Britney's kids. The birthday bash is a celebration of their new friendship and Brit's impending divorce. They share everything."

Friday, December 1, 2006

Micheal Richards/Kramer Spoof

Ok enough about me.....This is on YouTube, the spoofing of Kramer and the "Laugh Factory Incident" has begun!!!

BTW, to be on the safe side, this is NSFW, contains offensive language and is funny as hell.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

My fav Madonna EVER

Confession

Feeling the strenght of many people who have been through much worse, I must make my own confession....

And it's amazing, I might note, that I didn't turn out a drug addict or alcoholic.
But I did try to kill myself 3 times.....

I went through therapy in college, to save my life,,,just so I could verbalize to myself what had happened so I could acknowledge it....just to make it real to me.

Now the whole world knows and it doesn't matter to me anymore.

I was sexually molested by my oldest brother from the ages of 3 to 16, which was when he finally got married. I don't know why he did it nor do I care...

I am not a victim, victims die. I survived. I have sworn to myself to never be controlled like that or feel that helpless and defenseless again. I won't allow it.

I was lucky enough to marry a man who taught me to accept him as a person and teach me that I could relate to a man in some other way that wasn't sexual. It was all that I knew how to do. I learned to find my voice.

Now the whole world knows, even if no one reads this site.

Damn, I need to get hammered. Think I'll have a drink.

Confessions on a Dance Floor


If you havn't had a chance to personally see the tour or the broadcast on TV, let me tell you that it's one show you really should see. Catch in Bravo or wherever you can, it's a powerful thing to watch. I'm way over Madonna....but this is a good show.

See It.

Go Buy a Lottery Ticket NOW!!!

Pork is about to be served!!!

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off of fadedyouth.com:

From a X17 press release:

Yes, it’s finally happened – after ignoring countless cease and desist notices from numerous photo agencies and media outlets, Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, has been sued in federal court for copyright infringement by X17, Hollywood’s largest celebrity photo agency. X17 contends that Lavandeira, the owner and operator of the celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com and the self-styled “Queen of All Media,” has knowingly and willfully used X17’s images on his blog without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law.

Lavandeira’s actions have caused substantial damage to X17’s business in the form of diversion of trade, loss of profits, injury to goodwill and reputation, and the dilution of the value of its rights.In court papers filed today, X17, the owners of X17online.com, seek over $7.5 million in damages for Lavandeira’s infringing activities.

Mr. Lavandeira has been featured in countless magazines and newspapers and has appeared regularly on various television news outlets in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. GQ listed him in their Man of the Year issue; the AP and the LA Times have profiled him; the New York Post called him one of the 25 most powerful Latinos and he has appeared on almost every major U.S. network commenting on the day’s entertainment headlines. He is said to be shopping around a reality show and he is set to appear on MTV’s New Year’s Eve special.

“Perez” claims he receives 2.5 million unique visitors each day on his website.Mr. Lavandeira has regularly infringed on X17’s large scoops. While it usually takes weeks of effort by a team of photographers and reporters to break a story, for Mr. Lavandeira, it has been as simple as a right-click.

Mr. Lavandeira is profiting through advertisements on his site (one-week ads on his site go for between $9000 - $16,000) and has gained relative fame from the success of his blog, which, X17 contends, is due in large part to the quality and quantity of celebrity images he posts on his site, many of which are owned by X17.

Saucy Xtina!!!

I all bullshit on her friend's defense.....I think Xtina just got shitfaced.

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off of MSNBC.com:

Is Christina Aguilera drinking herself back into the spotlight?

The “Dirrty” singer has been relatively quiet lately, while her former rival Britney Spears has been grabbing headlines with her panty-free hard-partying antics. But recently, Aguilera reportedly was carried out of the London club Kabaret’s Prophecy, at 5 a.m. over a friend’s shoulder.

Aguilera and her party ran up a bill of $3,800, but a friend defended the singer, telling the London Mirror that Aguilera didn’t drink as much as an onlooker might think. “Not only is she very little,” said the source, “but she was quite tired because she’s in the middle of her tour.”

Whatever.


What do they call rehab these days? A spa and getting your nails done?
I think it's a publicity stunt sine Paris & Brit are getting all the press right now.

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off of page 6:

LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety. After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough. A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 a.m. AA meeting near her apartment in the Sierra Towers. A friend of Lohan confirmed, "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around - this time for good. She is out of control." Lohan skipped Thanksgiving with her mom, Dina, and her family because she knew "someone would force an intervention on her." So Dina - who likes a party almost as much as her wild-child daughter - has arrived in L.A. to convince Lindsay to stay home some nights. The actress is filming "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley for the next five weeks - and then, friends hope "she will really get serious about getting sober. And drop out of the limelight for a while." A rep for Lohan declined comment.

Gack and puke


You know the bitch is just latching onto Tony because her career is waning, she won't have a movie career so Tony is gonna be her mealticket.

Yeah, I said it.

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off of People.com:

Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.

"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "The couple have never been happier."

Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker, 24, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, met in November 2004. Though they played coy at first, by August 2005, the Desperate Housewives star confirmed they were a couple, asking PEOPLE rhetorically, "What's not to like?"

The pair weathered a brief split in September but quickly rekindled their relationship in Paris. The couple took in the sights, partied at the VIP Room and dined at the famed Le Coupe-Chou in the City of Light.

Longoria told PEOPLE in April she is happiest when in a relationship – and said she expects to stay with Parker "forever."

Tony Blair Should I Stay or Should I Go

This had me laughing so hard I was squirtin tears!

Enjoy!

Guilty Pleasure

I STILL love these guys.....I STILL think Mick Jones is just the hotness

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Juicy!

Maybe she can use it to recover her failing career since nobody gives a crap about her anymore:

and maybe they can get that Britney/Fedex tape too

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off of Holy Moly!

A mole has mailed me to say that the Jessica Simpson sex tape DOES exist - and he's seen it.
The tape is currently being held by the people who got their sweaty palms of the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape.

They're holding out for more money, otherwise they'll leak it.

Here we go! *rolls eyes*

The trash talk has begun!

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off of TMZ.com:

Now it's his turn: Kid Rock's friends say that he had to end his marriage to Pam Anderson because he was sick and tired of taking care of their kids -- while Pam would stay out 'til all hours.

Yesterday, it emerged that Pam couldn't deal with her rocker hubby's anger and insecurity issues, including a public blow-up at a private screening of "Borat," as Page Six reported. Today, friends of Kid (real name: Bob Ritchie) tell the Post that once he moved to L.A. from Detroit to be with Pam, Bob found himself constantly at home with his son (and Pam's two boys with Tommy Lee), while Pam was out carousing almost every night.

Ritchie's friends also say that he suspected that there wasn't really a miscarriage, as Pam claims, because he had never heard from her or anyone else that she was pregnant. Whatever the case, say the rocker's pals, "Pamela doesn't have the money in the relationship – he does." Pam's reps say she is "a wonderful mother" and "absolutely had a miscarriage."

Go figure...

FedEx cheat? No way!!! It's not like he left his baby mama (while pregs) for Brit or anything!!!

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off of MSNBC:


By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.

Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”

Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.”

When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Reason for the Split!

off of ONTD:

November 28, 2006 -- JUST three months after they wed in St. Tropez, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock (real name Bob Richie) because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues," a close pal said.

The final straw was a bellicose blowup Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago."Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night."

Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

Anderson, who suffered a miscarriage this month, left her Malibu home Sunday until Rock could pack up his stuff and leave. She took her two boys, Brandon and Dylan (sired by ex-husband Tommy Lee), to Shutters in Santa Monica."Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it," the friend adds.

Rock's rep didn't return calls, and Anderson's manager declined comment.

Monday, November 27, 2006

I call bullshit!!!

Rachel Zoe is dying to tell us about Nicole's anorexia!!!

off of starmagazine:

Hot Hollywood stylist Rachel Zoe — whose style-savvy clients include Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan — has spoken out about her former client, Nicole Richie! The pair recently parted ways, and now Rachel — who is responsible for transforming Nicole into the trendsetting style icon she is today — explains exclusively to Star what happened!

"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie," Rachel, who also has designed a dazzling, jewel-encrusted collection of handbags for Judith Leiber, tells Star.

"After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."- DAVID CAPLAN

EWWW...just eww...


Just read the damn thing from starmagazine.com:

LINDSAY CRANKS K-FED'S SONGS, AND SAYS SHE WANTS A HOOK UP!

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have had a troubled friendship at best over this past year (can you say "firecrotch"?). But tensions grew over the weekend as they ladies crossed paths shopping and partying from Malibu to Hollywood.

And along the way, Lindsay just made herself a new enemy in the form of Paris' new favorite party pal, Britney Spears! Things grew a little uncomfortable last week when Lindsay was shopping at the trendy Madison clothing store in Malibu. As usual, she was surrounded by photographers, eager to snap up shots of her every purchase -- until Brit and Paris drove by and stole her thunder.

The crew of photographers quickly ran toward Paris and Brit, leaving poor Lindsay alone and out of the spotlight. "All the photographers just took off running after Britney and Paris," the eyewitness tells Star. "And you could see Lindsay pop her head out of the shop and start looking around like, 'What the hell just happened?'" But insiders tell Star that Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline's CD!

In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy's on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. "Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris," our insider said. "But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table."

Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin's praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him," sometime.

The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"

Interesting Thanksgiving....

courtesy of ONTD:


This was taken just over Thanksgiving that just happened...FedEx with some new ho and he's over at Char's house.....

Unholy Trinity


Be afraid, be very afraid!

Pic speaks for itself...


Does this count as charity work for Paris?

Couldn't Last!!!


Pammy musta got unhappy!

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off of TMZ.com:

TMZ has learned that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.The couple was married August 3, 2006. Earlier this month, Anderson suffered a miscarriage.We've learned there was not a prenup, however, the two were married for such a brief period of time it will probably have little impact.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Steve Irwin's tape of final moments stolen?


off of the National Ledger:

Steve Irwin Shock: Crocodile Hunter Death Video Stolen?
By Keith Walters JonesNov 25, 2006

One of the big debates when Steve Irwin was tragically killed by a stingray was whether the video f the death should be broadcast. The cameras were rolling when the 'Crocodile Hunter' was stabbed through the heart by a barb from the ray and was killed.

Steve Irwin: Crocodile Hunter Death Video Stolen?

"He came over the top of a stingray and the stingray's barb went up and went into his chest and put a hole into his heart," friend and manager John Stainton said at the time.

Many wished to see the video while others demanded privacy for the family. There are many hoax videos and photographs online that claim to be of the death.

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His wife Terri said in an interview with Barbara Walters when asked if the video would be shown , "What purpose would that serve?" That should be enough. But there is now a report that the video may have been stolen.

According to a report from the American tabloid 'The National Enquirer' a copy was made before the video went under lock and key. The original video is the hands of Australian authorities but the magazine claims that a bootleg copy has been made.

It says that the video has already been shown to "one potential buyer" and shows a "close-up" of Irwin's face that shows a "profound look of agony and shock" and that the Crocodile Hunter is 'bleeding profusely" from the attack.

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The magazine speculates that the video could demand huge amounts of money if it is indeed legitimate. One would think that a court could stop any video like this from ever being broadcast.

Pic Quip!!!


See what you can come up with!