Saturday, March 17, 2007

Happy Fucking St. Patrick's Day!



So, my dealer, myself and a friend of ours got up early this morning to go get Irish breakfast and some Guiness for St. Pat's day. It was all well and good until we went to the next spot on out list, a bar across the street with, of course, the outside parking lot area for drinking. Notice I said bar. We were practically the only people out there for quite a while enjoying ourselves, kicking back and tossing back a beer or two. A married couple brought their 5-year-old into the area for lunch or what the fuck ever and the mother had the nerve to come over to us and ask us to not say the "F word" so much since they had a 5-year-old present. Folks, this is why I hate the Mommy Mafia and the Mini-Van majority. We politely told her to fuck off. I mean, it's a bar area. Why would one bring a child there? Besides, we were planning to leave in about 10 minutes. Facist Fucking Bitch. I hope she gets a scorching case of herpes and hangs herself.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Truth comes out


Don't know how or who leaked this.....I'm not even sure how right this is...but it makes sense! She and Pari$ were fighting over the same toilet to puke in maybe?

off of ONTD:

Britney Spears has confessed to doctors that she has been suffering from the eating disorder bulimia since she was 16.

The 25-year-old singer tearfully told rehab staff – already treating her for drug and alcohol abuse – that she “pigs out” on junk food like burgers, sweets, biscuits and ice cream then makes herself vomit to avoid putting on weight.

Britney’s nine-year nightmare, revealed in an American magazine, was confirmed by a senior source at the £24,000-a-month Promises centre in Malibu, California.

She entered the centre last month after shaving her head at a hair salon.“Doctors are alarmed at the physical state she is in,” said the source. “They confronted her about her desperately unhealthy lifestyle and the truth came pouring out.”Britney said she managed to stop the dangerous habit during her two pregnancies.

But as soon as sons Sean Preston and Jayden James were born, she began the desperately unhealthy cycle again in an effort to lose her added baby weight. On top of her alcohol and alleged cocaine use, the bulimia turned her into a “human wreck”, according to the source, who added: “When she came here she was shaking and baking. Her whole body was wracked by spasms and she was hot one minute, then freezing cold the next.“

Her first week in detox was real hell. She was in a total mess but slowly she’s pulling through.”Dietary specialists at Promises are working with doctors to help Britney conquer the eating disorder – famously suffered by Princess Diana – which was discovered when specialists realised why her medications were not working.

The source said: “For the first few days, she’d take her tablets, then go off and eat breakfast or lunch. She was throwing the whole lot up, so, naturally, her medications weren’t working. Now the medical experts know why, her progress should pick up a little speed.”