Saturday, December 22, 2007

OMG

oh no he di'int!

I soooo hope this isn't true...otherwise, Will Smith is truly a moron and a dumbass.

from GossipBoulevard:

Actor Will Smith has stunned the world by declaring that Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler was a “good” person. The 39 year-old star, who likes to see the best in people, is convinced the former German leader did not fully understand the extent of the pain and suffering his actions would cause during his time in power. ”Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today’. I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good’. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming,” he said. Hitler’s leadership as Fuhrer during the 1930s and early 1940s resulted in the persecution of an estimated six million Jews in the Holocaust, and later on led to the start of the Second World War.

Couldn't Resist!

Wanted to share Missy Elliot....blast from the past, The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)

Enjoy!!!

*Points & Laughs*

off of\Film:

Jessica Simpson’s Bonde Bomb

Jessica Simpson’s new movie Blonde Ambition was released on 8 screens this weekend in Jessica’s home state of Texas, before it gets dumped on DVD next month (January 22nd 2008 to be exact). /Film correspondent Steve Mason sent us this hilarious report:

As has been reported, Jessica is dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and she was at Texas Stadium last Sunday when Romo had his all-time worst performance ever against the Philadelphia Eagles All week long, Jessica has been public enemy #1 with Cowboy fans. Fans of America’s team believe that “Romessica” will derail the Cowboys on the way to the Super Bowl in Arizona on February 3.

Blonde Ambition averaged $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie! That’s amazing! One of the worst performances a movie has ever had.

I am projecting that Jessica’s “star vehicle” will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.

Some Jamie Lynn Fallout news:

from the Gossip Fix:

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Execs at Nickelodeon aren’t the only ones grappling with how to deal with Jamie Lynn Spears’ shocking teen pregnancy: so are teen magazine editors:

“I was considering her for an upcoming cover,” CosmoGIRL! Editor-in-Chief Susan Schulz told Usmagazine.com Friday. “But with this news, I’d have to rethink that.”

Though she praised Spears, 16, for “taking responsibility,” Schulz added, “I don’t feel like I can put her on the cover right now because, as you can imagine, girls are disappointed in Jamie Lynn.”

Ann Shoket, Editor-in-Chief of Seventeen, tells Us “we would certainly consider” putting Jamie Lynn on the cover, but only after the Zoey 101 star “overcomes this moment” and goes on “to have a career our readers can look up to.

“Getting pregnant at 16 is not something we’re encouraging,” Shoket says.

Schulz says she doesn’t expect teen girls to follow in her footsteps.

Schulz said Spears “appears to be very resolved in her decision, and regardless of whether girls agree with her actions or not, they see that she is doing what she personally feels is best despite the uproar over her news.”

Maybe Jaime Lynn should think about Modern Maternity, Parents Magazine or Working Mother Magazine?

and Blohan's reaction about the 16 yr old's oven bakin' from Popsugar:

LL keeps herself out of the juicy headlines these days and she's not impressed with what is taking her place. She recently commented to OK! about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, saying, "Why do people think it's such a big deal?" Well, when you've had the year that LL has, it's no wonder she's so blasé.

Blind ITems!!!


from various places:

A) This one almost makes me want to jump up and down and scream. Unfortunately I am physically unable to do so. But on the inside. The inside it is happening. Married couple. A list celebrities, but B list in their chosen profession if you judge their recent results. Husband was kicked out. He cheated. If you saw who this was, you would be jumping up and down too. Unfortunately, he is probably going to be allowed back into the house because they can't stop appearing in public together. I can't believe he cheated. Crazy. (CDAN)

B) This celebrity endured a long and painful divorce. She was heartbroken for months and it took a long time to recover. She was always close to her mother and welcomed her advice. Suddenly one day for no apparent reason she cut all ties with her mom and never wanted to see her again. Why? Insiders say our famous person suspects her mother of having an affair with her exhusband! Now she despises them both. (Janet Charlton's Hollywood)

C) Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”. Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy? (Lainey & She's already established that it isn't xenu's fav. TC)

D) Which showbiz couple had a secret split last year? When the gorgeous star caught her man in bed with her sister, he had to promise her a baby before she would get back with him . . (Page Six)

and for a couple reveals that I found:

Jonathan Jaxon's blog: Which top male music mogul once slept with his former male assistant?

Revealed by JJ as P. Diddy (Blind Item Collective)

This former A+ film actor and now a B+er with some issues has been known in the past to lend a helping hand. This time he was returning from the set of his latest film when he saw a couple on the side of the road and their car obviously not going anywhere because of the smoke coming out of it. The shoulder was very narrow and the car was almost on the highway, but no one was stopping. Our actor stopped the car he was driving and he and his passenger got out to see if they could help. After discovering the couple had no cell phone with them, and were on vacation and didn't know anyone to call, our actor let them borrow his phone and call for help. Help was going to be at least 90 minutes, so our actor offered them a lift. The problem was he was driving a two seater, and there were four people total including the actor, his companion, and the couple. Our actor told the companion/assistant to stay behind and watch the car, and then got the couple situated in the passenger seat with the woman sitting on the man's lap. He then drove them to their hotel 30 minutes away, bought them dinner and stayed with them until our actor's companion/assistant showed up at the hotel with tow truck and broken down car which was taken back to the place from which it was rented.

Answer - Ben Affleck (Blind Item Collective)




Thursday, December 20, 2007

Your moment of Zen......


It's Santa Smurf!!!


Fear not

According to Ted C., things between Jake & Reese should be cooling off soon and we can all get back to Toothy Tile whispers:

Sweet Aftertaste

"Don't know how long this thing with Reese will go on."—Close bud to Jake Gyllenhaal, regarding the length of this thing between R 'n' J, whose sugary affections for each other we thankfully haven't had to stomach much of...lately

Why's that? Because according to these mutual amigos we share, both Reese and Jake have been trying personal sitches that, uh, pull them away from each other a lot. Wonder what sitches those could possibly be? No matter. Both cuties are darling. Hope they find mucho happiness in '08.

Just ain't gonna be with each other.

Remember Miss Puerto Rico

and the whole pepper spray thing? That somebody tried to sabotage her, then is was suspect? Well, turns out she was telling the truth:

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — After a flurry of accusations and skepticism, an exhaustive investigation has determined that someone did try to sabotage a beauty contestant's bid for the Miss Puerto Rico Universe by dousing her garments with pepper spray, police said Wednesday.

The attempt failed because Ingrid Marie Rivera maintained her composure while appearing before judges and cameras, then went backstage to remove her clothes and apply ice bags to her swollen and splotched face and body. She went on to win the crown last month.

Police will present the results of their three-week-long investigation to the district attorney, who will decide whether to file charges against the suspect, a volunteer at the pageant, said San Juan police Detective Ivonne Reyes. Reyes refused to identify the volunteer or discuss a possible motive.

per foxnews.com

So....

Shelf-ass, as Lainey calls her, has moved in with JT? Is this more convenient for the kink?

Is Jessica Biel invading Justin Timberlake's space? Us Weekly reports the lately sourpuss-sporting actress has moved her stuff and her pooch into the chart topper's Los Angeles digs. "She doesn't plan on leaving," a source helpfully tells the mag. The paparazzi-loathing lovebirds have been dating since early 2007, but Timberlake has spent much of the year on the road with his FutureSex/LoveShow tour, which wrapped this month. Back in September, the crooner revealed to Oprah that he stayed in touch with his honey -- he avoided referring to Biel by name -- via webcam.

per msn news

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

And of course, the day wouldn't be complete

without Amy Winehouse's fucking up:

from the scotsman:

By JOSIE CLARKE AND SARAH BLOCH

AMY Winehouse was arrested yesterday in connection with an investigation into perverting the course of justice.

Blake Fielder-Civil, the singer's husband, is in custody accused of inflicting grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.A Scotland Yard spokeswoman last night confirmed said: "A 24-year-old woman has been arrested by appointment at an east London police station." Winehouse was released on bail. A spokesman said: "She attended a police station voluntarily and at a pre-agreed time. She was arrested, but that is common practice for someone being interviewed by police. There have been no charges and she has been released."Fielder-Civil, 25, and Michael Brown are accused of assaulting James King, the landlord of Macbeths public house in Hoxton, London, on 20 June, 2006.It is alleged that they later conspired to pervert the course of justice by offering Mr King a significant amount of money to withdraw his allegation and leave the country.

Britney is thankful that her sister is a fuck up too

in case you didn't hear, from yahoo news:

Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way -- and it's not Britney's.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody."

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me," she said.

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.
"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears said. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

***click on the headline for an interesting perspective from CDAN***

and then there's this off of thisislondon.co.uk:

Troubled pop star Britney Spears is planning wedding number three despite rumours she could lose her children as a result, according to US reports.

The attention-grabbing singer is believed to be planning a shock Las Vegas wedding to close friend and confidant Sam Lufti.

The news comes as Britney continues an ongoing child custody dispute with her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

The disgraced mother-of-two has been warned that she could lose her two children altogether if she goes ahead with the wedding.

Britney and Kevin, 29, have been arguing for months over custody of their sons, two-year-old Sean Preston and one-year-old Jayden James.

Friends claim that the out-of-control star has already informed her lawyers and ex-husband of her nuptial plans.

Sadly for Britney, 26, not many people have rushed to congratulate her, with an insider telling Star magazine: "[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn't seem to be listening."

***Brit, I think I'm done with you.....and all your family.***

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Ouch!

Mr. Madonna's Movie Takes In Just $75,000

It’s the same amount of money Madonna spends on, let’s say, mascara.

Guy Ritchie's latest movie — he’s her husband — has taken in $75,000 at the box office after 10 days or so in release.

"Revolver," which was a flop in the U.K. in 2005, grossing $6.5 million there, was re-edited for American release but couldn’t find a major distributor. It went out with IDP, a company that, nevertheless, is very adept at releasing good indie films such as "The Squid and the Whale" and "Raising Victor Vargas."

Alas, "Revolver" is a terrible film in its new state. It was roundly panned by every reviewer who had a chance to see it. Madonna and Ritchie attended the mostly ignored mini-premiere here in New York, but that didn’t help, either. "Revolver" died on the vine.

*from foxnews*

Sunday, December 16, 2007

You just have to see this!

Kylie carries on Madonna's and Cher's crazy outfits legacy.....from ONTD:

Sizzling sex kitten Kylie Minogue stole the X Factor style crown last night - and left her sister Dannii firmly in the fashion stakes shade.

Renown for her jaw-dropping outfits, the pop princess outdid herself as she stalked onto stage in a figure-hugging black lace catsuit, black leotard, and strappy skyscraper heels.

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Sizzling: Kylie stunned the audience - and her duet partner - with this black lace number

The Burtons have a girl!


from TMZ:

British actress Helena Bonham Carter has given birth to a baby girl -- her second child with director Tim Burton. The couple that scares together, stays together!

The couple's rep confirmed the birth to People saying, "They are absolutely delighted they have a daughter. It's a lovely Christmas present for the family."

The eclectic couple had not found out the sex of the baby prior to the delivery, and are not releasing any further details at this time. The two also have a son Billy, who is four. Maybe they can name the baby Jane!

Dan Folgerberg dead

from yahoo news:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Singer-songwriter Dan Fogelberg, famed for the soaring vocals and elegant instrumentation of tunes such as "Longer" and "A Love Like This," died on Sunday, three years after being diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer. He was 56.


"He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side," said a posting on his Web site (http://www.danfogelberg.com).

"His strength, dignity and grace in the face of the daunting challenges of this disease were an inspiration to all who knew him."

Fogelberg, a native of Peoria, Illinois, broke into the music industry in the early 1970s, at a time when it was embracing introspective songwriting, or "soft rock," by such acts as the Eagles and America.

Fogelberg, who distinguished himself with his angelic vocals and lyrics that celebrated beauty and romance, hit his commercial and creative peak in 1981 with "The Innocent Age," which yielded three top-10 singles, "Hard to Say," "Same Old Lang Syne" and "Leader of the Band."

His most recent release, "Full Circle," came out in 2003. The following year, he revealed that he had been diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer, and urged men over the age of 50 to get tested for the disease.

(Reporting by Dean Goodman; editing by Mohammad Zargham)

Riiiiight.....


when they say it's not about the money, it's always about the money.....

from digital spy:

Pamela Anderson denies reality TV

Saturday, December 15 2007, 17:00 GMT

By Daniel Kilkelly
Pamela Anderson has insisted that she has no plans to star in her own reality TV show.

Recent rumours suggested that Anderson and her new husband Rick Salomon had signed a deal with E! News to direct and appear in their own programme.

However, speaking on her website, Pamela explained: "The choices I have to make now are about quality of life, not about money or fame for no good reason."