Keith Richards is NOT Sober!

He wants you to know that! Really! He's not a quitter! from digitalspy:

Keith Richards has denied reports that he has given up drinking alcohol.

The Rolling Stones guitarist also suggested that his band may record new material soon but cast doubt on the possibility of another world tour.

Richards told Rolling Stone: "Listen, the rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we'll leave it at that."

Of a new Stones album, he added: "There's no definite plans, but I can't see any of them stopping. I wouldn't be surprised if we did some recording later this year.

No, No, No, No!!!!

Just stop! Indiana Jones and the suckass kingdom of domed crystal alien bullshit was a feast of shit baked up and forced down my throat. STOP NOW, don't make anymore!!! From BBC Newsbeat:

Harrison Ford says an idea for the storyline for the fifth Indiana Jones film has been agreed.

The Hollywood actor says he, director Steven Spielberg and writer George Lucas have come up with a rough outline for the follow-up to Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

He said: "Steven [Spielberg] and George [Lucas] and I are sort of agreed on a germ of an idea and we're seeing what comes of it."

Harrison Ford, 67, says despite coming up with an idea for the movie, people won't see the finished product for some time.

"The process works like this," he said. "We come to some basic agreement and then George goes away for a long time and works on it.

"Then Steven and I get it in some form, some embryonic form.

"Then if we like it we start working with George on it and at some point down the line it's ready and we do it."

*For George Lucas, Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg. Srsly.*

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