Saturday, August 5, 2006

Jennifer Aniston Angst Continues....


off of celebrity terrorist:

It seems poor Jennifer Aniston can't hold a man down. First Brad Pitt makes a quick getaway for Angelina Jolie and now there are reports that her impending marriage to Vince Vaughn is off.

The actress is reportedly single again and is calling on best pals to help her cope with another broken romance. And by 'best pals' I mean the only people who can stand being around her ass: a bunch of sad old dogs.

Lindsay, shut the fuck up!


Seriously. I wish I had a job that paid me what you make. At least I'd bother to show up and with enthusiasm!!! Isn't that all she thinks about anyway is herself?

off of thebosh.com:

Just my Luck star Lindsay Lohan seems to be living out part of her recent box office bomb. The sexy star is being slammed from all corners.

The head of the studio making Lindsay's new film recently issued the young actress a stern written warning about her outrageous behavior - but The ENQUIRER has learned the REAL story behind the scathing letter is Lindsay's diva attitude.

On July 26, James G. Robinson — the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, which is producing Lindsay's current film Georgia Rule — sent the 20-year-old actress a blistering letter, chiding her for acting "like a spoiled child" and costing the film company "hundreds of thousands of dollars" for not meeting production schedules.

Said a source: "From the first day of shooting, Lindsay's been a thorn in everyone's side.

"That day she was supposed to be on the set at 5 a.m. and didn't show up until 12 hours later!

"She didn't bother to call or make any attempt to explain herself.

"She just waltzed in at 5 p.m. and acted like nothing was wrong."

The movie's director has been forced to shoot around the actress or reshuffle scenes to make up for her absences, revealed the source. But Lindsay's tardiness is not the only reason the cast and crew are bristling. Lindsay's diva behavior has everyone on edge.

Now the sexy star has penned a personal note to her gossip pal Perez Hilton

Almost witnessed 3 kids being hit by paparazzi.... Never in my life had an expirience( Lindsay can't spell) as I just did with the paparazzi. I am not kidding I am shaking, cannot breathe a bit, scared, anxious and sad. If someone doesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself. It is disgusting what these g-d damn people are doing to me. As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. Its vulgar and I'm saddened for myself.

And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in thefuture, or past. Can watch the video tapes that these men/women take ofme while they are being invasive towards my DAY off.... Which I neverhave anymore. (Send that to Morgan Creek)

Britney is We-Tod-Duhd

Seriously. Is she stoned in this video or is she really that stupid?

Judge for yourself. Click on the link in the headline to witness her stupidity.

courtesy TMZ.com

Check out this clip from YouTube - it's Britney like you've never seen her! And yes - that's Kevin playing cameraman.

Friday, August 4, 2006

another Suri sighting


This time from Tom's ex, Penelope Cruise. I'm beginning to believe the rumor of the birth defect, the skin discoloration. Oh and it seems like over the past two weeks, EVERYONE in fucking hollywood has gone to St. Tropez.

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off of MSN news:

Penélope Cruz Says She's Met Suri Cruise
Aug 3, 5:24 PM EST
The Associated Press

She may not be seeing much of ex-beau Tom Cruise anymore, but Penélope Cruz is among those who say they have seen his baby daughter, Suri.

Cruz, who dated Cruise from 2001 to 2004, declined to offer details of the meeting, but praised Suri as a special baby.

"She's really beautiful. She's one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen," the 32-year-old actress said. She was in London Thursday night to attend the British premiere of her new film, "Volver."

Suri, the daughter of Cruise, 44, and his fiancee, Katie Holmes, 27, was born in Los Angeles on April 18. She has yet to be seen in public.

However, actresses Jada Pinkett Smith and Leah Remini have reported seeing Suri, in separate visits to the Cruise-Holmes mansion in Los Angeles.

Pinkett Smith has described Suri as "one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life," while Remini has said the baby "looks like Tom and Katie, she's just beautiful."

Cruz was photographed earlier this week in St. Tropez, France, partying on the yacht of rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs alongside actress-socialite Paris Hilton and Sarah Ferguson, the duchess of York.

"It was fun and crazy," Cruz said. "I don't party too much but that night I was on holiday. I've known Diddy for a while since we worked together on a campaign and became friends."

Thursday, August 3, 2006

Because I know You're DYING to know about the Dallas Movie....


off of ONTD:

Jennifer Lopez has abruptly quit the much-anticipated big screen remake of classic 1970s show Dallas. The Maid In Manhattan actress was set to star opposite John Travolta - who will play JR Ewing - as his alcoholic wife Sue Ellen. Shirley MacLaine is in talks to star as Ewing family matriarch Miss Ellie and Luke Wilson is rumored to be taking on the role of Bobby Ewing. Lopez's representative Leslie Sloane Zelnick confirms to American publication Star, "She is out of Dallas." This isn't the first report of trouble regarding the film - earlier this year, Legally Blonde director Robert Luketic quit the project citing "creative differences" and was reportedly unhappy with casting choices. Bend It Like Beckham director Gurinder Chadha is now attached to direct the film. The role of Lucy Ewing has also been the subject of much speculation, with many of Hollywood's top young actresses vying for the part including Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Kristin Cavallari. The role ultimately went to 19-year-old Katie Cassidy, who stars in the US family drama 7th Heaven.Source: IMBD

TomKat shenannigans


off of X17:

No, that's not X17's newest car in its fleet, it's Tom Cruise's monstermobile making the daily run to the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood. Rumors are swirling that TomKat will be married at the Center but despite their daily visits to the church, we think there may be another answer. All the trucks delivering event supplies are probably setting up for this weekend's Celebrity Center 37th Anniversary. But we'll keep watching, just in case ...










and stranger than strange comes off of ONTD:

"Neverland to be bought by Cruise?"*

There's been lots of talk about the Church of Scientology buying Neverland from Michael Jackson. We're hearing that this story is not quite true. It's even freakier. Scientology champion Tom Cruise is thinking of buying it for himself. He's been flying around the strange theme park to see if it would make a suitable hideaway for him and invisible baby Suri.

And talking of Suri - our favourite theory as to why she's never been seen? The baby is rumoured to have a large port-wine stain, which can't be treated until she's three or four months old.

Dumped Again!


off of MSNBC.com:

Dave Navarro is single again. The rocker who recently split from wife Carmen Electra reportedly has been dumped by the other woman, too.

Sarah Howard, 30, has “put plenty of distance between herself” and Navarro, according to Life & Style.

She wants nothing to do with him,” a “friend” of Howard tells the mag. “She liked hanging out with him, but it’s just too much drama and not worth it.”

Navarro admits he’s single — but sounds like he still carries a torch for his ex. “I don’t have a girlfriend,” told L&S. “I have a social life, but I’m not looking for a serious relationship. Carmen is my best friend, and I love her more than anything in the world.”

and according to Handbag Gossip, Carmen is still in love with Dennis Rodman....and maybe wants to get back with him...I could maybe see that as long as she doesn't sneak off to Dayton, Ohio again to get ass-banged by Tommy Lee. Does that mean Carmen has Hep C too? I mean since, Pammy supposedly got it from him.....

more off of MSNBC.com:

Dennis Rodman, who was married to Electra for all of 10 days, says that it’s because she never got over him. “Carmen called me six months ago,” the former Chicago Bulls star told Star magazine. “She told me I was the love of her life and she wished we’d stuck together.”

And, in the More Than We Needed to Know Department, he added: “We had great sex! We used to just throw down in the bedroom. We had a real good connection when it came to sex.”

Rodman, who lives apart from his current wife Michelle Moyer, says that he could rekindle their romance if he wanted, and he’ll probably get together with Electra — but just for a chat. “We may meet up in Vegas or L.A. or somewhere, then we’ll have a nice little talk.”

No to Just Say No


off of MSNBC.com:

Hollywood may not be circling the wagons around Mel Gibson, but some aren’t willing to take shots at him, either.

A group of Los Angelenos who have been trying to buy billboard space on Sunset Boulevard says they keep getting turned down once billboard companies learn the content of the proposed sign: Gibson’s face with the international sign for “no” over it in red.

“We wanted to make a statement that anti-Semitism is not okay in Hollywood — or anywhere else,” says publicist Andy Behrman, who is spearheading the effort. “They tell us it will be fine, and then when they learn we want to protest Mel Gibson, there’s suddenly some problem.”

Behrman says that he even got an okay for a $40,000 deal from Regency Outdoor to erect the sign on a billboard at Sunset and Holloway on Aug. 15, but was told that the sales rep “had to run this by my boss.” He got a call back saying “my boss doesn’t want to touch this Mel Gibson thing,” Behrman tells The Scoop.

Behrman says he’s been told that billboard operators don’t want to risk alienating studios, who account for most of their ad dollars and might want to work with Gibson if the controversy over his recent drunken, anti-Semitic tirade dies down.

When called for comment, Regency Outdoor co-owner Brian Kennedy demanded to know The Scoop’s source, and when we declined to offer that information, he angrily hung up.

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

More about Mel!!!


Click on the link in the headline to watch the video of Mel at a bar shortly before he was arrested...

courtesy TMZ.com:

TMZ has obtained exclusive video shot on a cell phone by a patron who was at Moonshadows Malibu the night of Mel Gibson's arrest for DUI. The video was shot in the patio-bar area of the restaurant just after midnight, approximately two hours before Gibson was arrested.

and to top it off:

BUSTED!

The Los Angeles County District Attorney has charged actor Mel Gibson with misdemeanor Driving Under the Influence. The offense carries a maximum sentence of 6 months in county jail. Gibson was also charged with driving while having a .08 blood alcohol level or higher. And the actor was charged with possession of an open container of alcohol while driving.

TMZ was the first to report that Gibson was arrested early Friday morning while driving on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, Calif. He allegedly tried to flee the scene.

see the documents here

Is the Sugar Mama ride about over?


Frogface & Big Gay Al might be over! No surprise, since she's not pulling the the bucks so Al can get his pedicure....

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off of ONTD:

They've been dogged by divorce rumors for weeks now, and despite dismissal of such talk by her publicist, it seems that Star Jones may finally be calling it quits with Big Gay Al.

Starzilla has been telling friends that her marriage is about to fade out, reports the NY Post's Braden Keil reports.

"Reality has finally caught up with them," says a friend of the pair."She's heartbroken over the turn of events," said another pal. "She really wanted it to work, and she thought it just might work, but in the end, it just wasn't going to happen. Star has resigned herself to the fact that they're not going to spend the rest of their lives together."

This is so sad. We never saw this coming!

Things just got a little worse for Lindsay!!!


Gosh, I guess it's true....when it rains, it pours!! Reality's a bitch isn't it?

Oh and her mom's a loser too...

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off of TMZ.com:

Lindsay To Be Questioned in Mom's Fraud Lawsuit

It's been a bad week for Lindsay Lohan. First she went home "dehydrated" from the set of her new film "Georgia Rule." Then the head of the film's production company sent her a letter chastising her for what he called her "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional" behavior and her poor attendance record on the set. Now La Lohan has been summoned to be questioned in her mom Dina's court battle over a music deal.

Dina Lohan is being sued for fraud after signing her daughter to a record deal with producers Antonio Almeida and Mitchell Chait. Almeida and Chait claim that in 2002 and 2003 they helped Lindsay cut half of the tracks of her album "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen." The suit alleges tens of thousands of dollars were given to Lohan, but the star jumped ship and recorded the album with music mogul Tommy Mottola instead, leaving them high and dry.

Lindsay has now been subpoenaed to testify in this case, according to documents filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court.

The Vegas duo is asking Lohan to be present at law offices of Costa, Abrams, and Coate LLP in Los Angeles on August 29, 2006, for an oral deposition.

Lindsay's reps did not immediately return TMZ's request for comment.

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Speaking of weddings....


Awww look at the newlyweds' wedding bands! Isn't that sweet with all the sparkly newness on them?

Done puking? Just think, if anything ever happens to the rings, they can use these pics to collect on the insurance!...Assuming that they thought of that...

TomKat getting married? Really?


off of celebrity terrorist:

May Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes be finally ready to say their I dos? Hollyscoop certainly seems to think so:

'Our suspicion of a Tomkat wedding this upcoming weekend reached an all time high, when we were stuck in traffic in front of the Cebrity Scientology Centre on Franklin in Hollywood. When we looked to our left, we noticed tents being put in the garden of the center with all types of white decorations.

Note: the type of tents we saw were the really fancy, shmantzy ones used for celebrations. The first thing that struck our mind was “OH MY GOD, TOMKAT IS GETTING MARRIED AT THE CENTER!” Then we collected ourselves and decided to play “stalkerazzi”.

We called in a few favors from acquaintances at the airport and were told that Tom’s jet is ready and fueled for take off. We suspect that the jet is going to pick up some family member in the far south.

'While I'd love (and I mean love) to watch TomKat walk down the isle, I can't get beyond the fact that Tom Cruise is an ass blastin' homosexual and homosexuals don't marry women.

It's simple really....

Mel's Ho's!!!



Here's the pictures of Mel getting shitfaced with women....other than his wife.....who the hell are these ho's anyway?

courtesy of In Touch Weekly:

Exclusive interviews and pictures from the night of Mel Gibson's arrest

Monday July 31, 20067:10 p.m. ET In the wake of Mel Gibson's shocking July 28 drunk-driving arrest, In Touch has exclusive details from that night. Earlier that evening, Mel, who has admitted "battling alcoholism all my life," drank wine at a dinner party, then talked with fellow patrons on the patio at Malibu's Moonshadows restaurant.

"Mel had bloodshot eyes," Todd Hausberger of Phoenix tells In Touch. "He was slurring his words." By 2 a.m. Mel decided to hit the road. "We all offered him rides and he shrugged it off," recalls Kimberly Lesak of Louisville, Ky. Police arrested Mel 36 minutes later for speeding and his blood-alcohol level was 0.12 - well above California's 0.08 legal limit.

Now, his rep confirms that the Passion of the Christ director has entered a rehab program. Find out more and see more exclusive photos in the new issue of In Touch.

Quip the Pic!


Ashley Olson

Parasite & Nachos back on



So I guess the gropefest wasn't just a drunken spectacle. OK, it was....but they're going to continue the PDA for the devoted public. *barf*

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off of star news:

PARIS & STAVROS NIARCHOS BACK ON

According to a report, Paris Hilton is back with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, for the time being. The Simple Life star and the Greek shipping heir were together at Sean Combs' Unforgivable fragrance party on Monday. "We're together now here. We love each other," Hilton told People.

Beginning of the end for Lohan?


It's all starting to fall apart on her, if only she'd get her priorities together. Seems like she's gonna turn into a woulda coulda shoulda kind of gal.

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off of the sun online:

JUST when LINDSAY LOHAN thought things couldn’t get any worse, I’ve got more bad news for her.

The party animal’s pop career is over in Britain because record company bosses got so sick of her lazy attitude that they gave her the bullet.

Bigwigs at Island Records were furious after spending a fortune recording an album with her last year — only to find she couldn’t be bothered to promote it.

This all comes on the back of top Hollywood movie mogul JAMES G ROBINSON giving the actress a final warning after she repeatedly failed to show up for filming.

He accused her of being unprofessional for calling in sick on the set of new drama Georgia Rule — after she had been partying the night before.

The Hollywood hellraiser’s career is now on the line as a result of her reputation.

She doesn’t do herself any favours by hanging out with shy, retiring, stay-at-home types like KATE MOSS and PARIS HILTON. I saw Lindsay at first hand when we shared a hotel during Oscar week. I reckon she’d have given legendary boozer OLIVER REED a run for his money in his heyday.

Sadly for Island Records in the UK, they had to learn the hard way.

An industry source told me: “A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to get off her bum and promote it. In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album, called Speak, in Britain.

“She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album.Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

The single she did release was appropriately named Over, which is what will happen to Lindsay’s career if she doesn’t clean up her act soon.

I’m not sure if she has really got the message though. Even after her movie boss hauled her over the coals I caught her hard at work the next day . . . surfing in Malibu with her boyfriend.

From now on I’m going to refer to Lindsay as Lazy Lohan. It’s as appropriate as the title of her single.

Monday, July 31, 2006

What do you think?


Covering his ass? Sincere effort?

Somehow I think this is just to stave off the hounds that are biting at his heels. He'll be out drunkin it up again soon.

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from TMZ.com:

Bulletin: Gibson Enters Recovery Program

Star Magazine has confirmed that Mel Gibson has begun a recovery program.Gibson's rep, Alan Nierob, exclusively tells Star, "He is in a program of recovery at this time."

Chris Prentiss, a neighbor of Gibson's and the co-founder of celebrity treatment centre Passages in Malibu, Calif., tells Star: "I understand he has gone to a treatment centre. The center that I've heard he's checked himself into follows the Alcoholics Anonymous 12-step program. And I don't believe that will help him."

Prentiss -- who refused to name the rehab center he's heard Gibson is in -- adds: "He needs individual intense therapy by a team of people who know what they are looking for in causes in alcoholism."

Now correct me if I'm wrong....


But didn't Parasite say she was giving up the horizontal bop for a year?

So WTF is this about? She still likes nachos?

Here is Paris spotted slobbering all over her ex Stavros at a club. I guess he likes her herpes!


courtesy of oh-paris.net
Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos partying in the VIP Room in St Tropez on July 29th, 2006.

I'll bet he blames the women....

That if he hadn't been with these women, he wouldn't have gotten so drunk....Where is his wife anyway? Tied to the stove barefoot yelling at the kids?
Pictures not available yet of the King of Malibu! Women to cash in soon!

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off of the Herald Sun:

Photos reveal Mel's belles
Adam Harvey with agencies
August 01, 2006 12:00am

MEL Gibson was photographed partying with a group of blonde women in the hours before his drunken rampage.The photos show Gibson holding a drink in his hand with his arms around the women and posing for the camera.

Gibson, 50, wearing an open neck shirt and chains around his neck, looks relaxed.
In some photos he rolls his eyes, in another he gazes at a woman in his embrace who pouts for the camera.

US magazines are bidding thousands of dollars for the photographs.

A bottle of tequila was allegedly found in his car after he was stopped for driving at 140km/h near his Malibu mansion.

His blood-alcohol reading was .12 per cent.

Gibson later allegedly launched a tirade of anti-Semitic abuse, insulted a policewoman and threatened to urinate in his cell.

A stunned Hollywood yesterday debated the future of one of Tinseltown's biggest stars.
Michael Levine, a leading publicist who handled troubled pop superstar Michael Jackson, said: "It's a nuclear disaster for him. I don't see how he can restore himself."

Gibson has apologised for his behaviour and talked of his battle with the bottle.

California's Office of Independent Review will investigate why a Los Angeles sheriff's deputy was asked to rewrite his report into Gibson's rampage.

The final arrest report mentioned no abusive rant, but accounts of his behaviour were leaked.
Gibson's arrest mugshot has still not been released.

He has a long association with the LA County Sheriff's department.

Gibson served in 2002 as a celebrity representative for the department's Star Organisation, which provides scholarships and aid for the children of officers killed in the line of duty.

LanceReich to be over soon?


And the party was just getting started....

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off of page six:

July 31, 2006 -- DON'T expect Lance Bass and his lover Reichen Lehmkuhl to be together much longer. Friends of Bass say he's sick of Lehmkuhl's controlling ways. "Reichen forced Lance to come out just at the same time he has a book coming out ['Here's What We'll Say'] so he could ride the publicity wave," said our spy. "He is a big gay activist and very controlling. He wants Lance to give up his straight friends and do whatever he tells him to." Lehmkuhl has taken every opportunity to go on-air. He told "The Insider," "I'm happy it's shocking people . . . I couldn't be more proud of Lance. It's definitely a sense of relief. There are a lot more smiles. We are so happy about it." A rep for Bass skirted the issue and said: "Lance couldn't be happier with the overwhelming reaction he's getting from all over the world."

Lindsay Lohan dumber than we thought!



This is too good.

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This off of idontlikeyouinthatway.com:

...And lucky for me (and us) I know Lindsay Lohan's personal MySpace address and after a little investigating, I saw she was dumb enough to leave the following message on one of her friends' accounts the day after the dehydration debacle ("mike" is her brother, by the way):



Always a good idea to publicly call your employers (who pay you millions of dollars) "cunts" for asking you to do your job, Lindsay. Way to go, jackass.

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You know, I don't blame the film execs, they are paying a lot of money and expect Lindsay to keep her end of the contract. I'd be pissed off to if I paid someone a LOT of money at ANY job and the person was half-assed about it and called in frequently. Hell, I'd fire them. They are simply interested in protecting their investment. Lindsay needs to get her shit together and learn about professinalism before she gets tossed out never to work in film again.

Secret crazy wedding?


That's the big question from page six:

July 29, 2006 -- WHILE Tom Cruise's people insist he's not getting married this weekend to his Scientology-inducted bride, Katie Holmes, something seems to be up. Our spies insist some sort of ceremony will happen in Los Angeles "that only Scientologists will be allowed to attend. Katie's parents will not be there," but, the couple's hairstylist "Oscar Blandi is booked all weekend for them." Holmes' parents, who are Catholic, can at least be consoled that Cruise's first marriage to Nicole Kidman was annulled - meaning that in the eyes of the church, he was never married.

Slutty Midget Simpson


How old is the midget again? When will she take control of her own life?
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off of MSNBC.com:

Jessica photos too steamy for her mom
Simpson parents don’t seem to agree on their daughter’s look

Jason Decrow / AP
Jessica Simpson recently did a photo shoot for OK! magazine, but the images got too sexy for her mom's taste.

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Are Jessica Simpson’s parents butting heads over their daughter’s sexy image?

The reality show star’s manager father has publicly applauded his daughter’s bodacious appeal. “She just is sexy,” Joe Simpson once said. “If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!”

But now there’s buzz that Simpson’s mother furiously put the brakes on a racy photo shoot that her hubby had approved. The divorcing “Dukes of Hazzard” star recently posed for OK! magazine, and her father gave his thumbs up to a shot of her lying on a bed in her skivvies while a hunky guy near her unbuttoned his shirt

“Time out! Hold it!” Simpson’s mother, Tina, was shouting, according to the Hamilton Spectator. “Nope, this isn't going to work.” Tina Simpson said she was forbidding her daughter to be photographed that way and that the pose made the starlet look “slutty” reports the mag. A source says: “The parents had a discussion with Tina saying: ‘Trust me, I'm her mother. This isn't the image we want.’

This is just making me salivate

I really am enjoying this....We can all see this guy for who he really is.....where are his spin doctors now? C'mon TMZ.....RELEASE THE AUDIO TAPE!!! GET YOUR HANDS ON IT!!!! I WANT TO HEAR THE ARREST!!!!! Be my hero!

To view the original report, courtesy of TMZ, but the copy is a little hard to read, click on the link in the headline.

I think I'll start calling Mel the King of Malibu...Since he's crazy anyway, I think that would suit him. I also think crazies Mel and Tom Cruise should be thrown into a room together, the door locked and the two left to battle to the death.

I can't get any pics right now, they all seem to have copy protection on them.
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off of TMZ.com:

EXCLUSIVE: Gibson Skated Twice Before
Posted Jul 31st 2006 1:06AM by TMZ StaffFiled under: Celebrity Justice

TMZ has learned that Mel Gibson has been stopped for reckless driving two other times in Malibu but he was allowed to leave without a ticket or arrest.

As TMZ first reported, Gibson was arrested on Friday for suspicion of driving under the influence on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu -- driving 87 miles an hour. As we reported, the deputy who arrested Gibson was ordered to sanitize his arrest report to make it appear that Gibson's arrest was "without incident." In fact, The report states Gibson was abusive, violent and vulgar, and even attempted to escape.

TMZ has confirmed that approximately three years ago, Gibson was driving 74 miles per hour on Pacific Coast Highway, one mile from his house, when he was pulled over by a Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputy. Sources say Gibson avoided eye contact with the deputy during the stop and even though the deputy was suspicious of Gibson's sobriety, he let him go.

Approximately one year ago Gibson was stopped again, after driving 64 miles an hour on Pacific Coast Highway -- where the speed limit is 45. Sources say that Gibson was so cocky that he was on his cell phone the entire time he was detained by the deputy. Ultimately, the deputy decided to let him go without giving him a citation.

And there's new information about Friday's arrest. As TMZ reported, the deputy who arrested Gibson was ordered by superiors to re-write his report and eliminate all references to Gibson's bad conduct and anti-Semitic remarks. Sources tell TMZ that Lt. Crystal Miranda told the arresting deputy that Captain Tom Martin talked to Sheriff Lee Baca who expressed concern that the explosive report might leak to the media and that it needed to be re-written in a sanitized form.

Sources say Gibson, who was pulled over early Friday morning for allegedly crossing lanes at a high speed, told the arresting deputy that he was leaving home just after 2 a.m. and heading to his brother's house. The arresting deputy found a bottle of tequila in the car, 3/4 full, in a brown paper bag. We're told that Gibson told the deputy that the bottle wasn't his but, "I've had a little bit."

We're also told that Gibson, who issued a statement over the weekend, suggesting he was not of sound mind when he uttered the anti-Semitic tirade and engaged in abusive behavior, was not in fact "out of it." Sources connected with the case tell TMZ that Gibson was drunk but was in control of his senses. At one point at the Sheriff's station, sources say Gibson was "jumping like a monkey" on a steel cage and told the arresting deputy, "I'm not going to hurt you physically. I'm gonna hurt you. I'm gonna make you lose."

We're also told that deputies at the Sheriff's station were star struck by Gibson and a number of them went to Gibson's holding cell to get a look of the star. The problem for the Sheriff's department -- there's a mounted camera in the station and the deputies can be seen fawning over the actor. Sheriff's officials have called some of the officers who were caught on tape in and warned them they might be subject to discipline.

As TMZ reported, the arresting deputy was ordered by officials to take out references to Gibson's bad behavior. We're told the altered report makes no mention of the fact that Gibson attempted to flee the scene by running to his car to escape. We're also told that the officer checked a box on the report that Gibson was "belligerent." Ironically, even though officials did not order the deputy to remove that reference, they did order him to re-write the report to eliminate all references to the supporting evidence leading the officer to believe Gibson was indeed "belligerent. "

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Lindsay flips off movie execs (not literally)


Honestly, she's not that pretty, just thin. Not well built, she has a boy's body, she's not curvy. She really needs to do some workouts with weights.

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from faded youth:

Lindsay Lohan is officially the baddest bitch in Malibu. In wake of the humiliating letter the former teen queen received last week from a production exec over her destructive party lifestyle, Lindsay has figurtively given the middle finger to the head honcho by completely disregarding the ultimatum.

First she and beau Harry Snortin' Morton were spotted dining at The Ivy in what can only be described as a very public outing. (There's a reason why the celeb hot spot has been nicknamed The Paparivy.)Lindsay continued the celebration yesterday as she and her Hard Rock heir boyfriend joined pals at yet another celeb fave, Les Deux in Malibu, for some nonstop partying on their outdoor patio. (Just last week, Winona Ryder, Woody Harrelson and Prince were spotted partying there.)

As Lindsay Lohan firmly replaces Tara Reid as Hollywood's must-see trainwreck, it seems nothing can stop the once promising actress from meeting her crashing rock bottom fate. The question now is, in what form will it be? Rehab à la Whitney? Plastic surgery à la Tara? Both à la Courtney?

Stay tuned.....

EWWWW!!!!


You know, I can't miss them if they won't go away. And I can't appreciate their happy marriage if Brit and K-fool won't fade off and then surprisingly still be married after 20 years. Are they trying to convince us or themselves that their whole relationship isn't a big sham?

THE MASTURBATION OF VIVI


BUSTED! This was waaaaay too funny off of faded youth:

Remember last month when you saw pictures of Swedish model Victoria Silvstedt publicly getting her nani licked by a fat troll in the waters of Saint Tropez? Well, it seems that her overactive vagina simply won't stop -- whether with a partner or not.

The one-time first runner-up of Miss Sweden was caught redhanded engaging in some self-indulgent behaviour while taking a vacation from her busy vacationing lifestyle. While we're all for self-discovery and self-expression, we'll just hope she had some antibacterial hand sanitizers nearby.

Pam & Kid married!


off of faded youth:

Reminiscent of the golden days of Camelot in its grace and elegance, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got hitched today on a yacht in Saint-Tropez.

Dressed in a stunning white string bikini and accessorised with a gorgeous sailor's cap and some custom Jimmy Choos, Pammy was the picture of virtue as she and her rocker beau, both sipping on booze, said their I dos.

People magazine has a little rundown on the celeb guests who attended:

'"She was the most beautiful bride I've ever seen – like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot," Jimmy Choo owner Tamara Mellon tells PEOPLE about Anderson, who wore a white string bikini to her nuptials. "Kid Rock was a total rock star. He gave her a good kiss. Everybody was crying." Adds Elton John's husband David Furnish: "It was a real rock n' roll wedding."'

Anyway, this is only one of four weddings these two crazy lovebirds plan on having. During a press conference earlier this week to pimp her online poker site, PamelaPoker.com, the Canadian bombshell said, "We had to do Malibu, we've got to do Detroit, and we've got to do Nashville."No word yet on whether the pair plans to follow the four weddings with four subsequent divorces when the inevitable happens.

Stay tuned....