O Rly? Sit DOWN, Ho

From Radaronline:

She may have a 20-year old model boyfriend on her arm but Miley Cyrus is walking down the road paved by pop stars before her (hello Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson) by publicly vowing to not have sex until she is married.

“I want to keep my virginity until I marry,” she explained to the UK’s Daily Mail. “I was brought up in a Christian family.”

Asked about the Vanity Fair controversy over some Lolita-like photos of her wrapped in nothing but a sheet, Cyrus chalks it up to growing pains: “It's hard growing up in the spotlight and I'm changing. I can't be the 12-year-old who just moved to LA for ever. I'm having a great time doing what I do, but I'm also going to stumble and fall. Having my parents close helps.”

*So to me, this translates as: she's a big whore but the family is keeping it covered up as per the terms of the Disney contract until such time as it gets leaked out after she turns 21. Cuz we've heard this bullshit before. *

So...

Douchebag stepped out with his skank, I guess she needed to air out for a bit....and this is from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

The REAL Oksana finally stepped out with Mel Gibson and it turns out Oksana Grigorieva, 38, is a professional opera singer signed with Icon - a label supposedly owned by Mel. She is also apparently, a lingerie model. It's rumored that this Oksana is pregnant with Mel's child, and THAT'S what caused Mel's wife Robyn to finally file for divorce. Oksana already has an 11 year old son with Timothy Dalton.

*I wouldn't be surprised for a second is she is. I hope his genitals shrivel up. BTW, doesn't she sorta resemble the craziness that is Octomom?*

Wut? O.o

Um, congrats! I'm really caught off guard with this! Little Pony Parker is passing her genetic material again? I guess Matthew didn't have to touch her hooha this way.

By LYNN ELBER – 31 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Representatives for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick say the couple is expecting the birth of twin daughters this summer through a surrogate pregnancy.

The "Sex and the City" star and her actor husband are "overjoyed," according to their publicists.

The couple has a son.

Copyright © 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

Bad News for the Spears family

This is a bad thing to happen to anyone.....I hope that everything turns out alright. From Radaronline:

RadarOnline.com has confirmed that Casey Aldridge, the father of Jamie Lynn-Spears' 8-month-old daughter, is in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital after a bad car wreck last night. Jamie Lynn is at his side, a source tells us.

Aldridge was driving home from a fishing trip in Amite County, MS when he wrecked his Ford F150 with two male pals in the car, one of whom broke his collar bone. The source adds that Casey has a hematoma and doctors fear he has a blood clot in his brain. He may be heading into surgery, a source tells RadarOnline.com.

Aldridge, 20, is a Louisiana native and longtime boyfriend of Britney Spears' younger sister. Story Developing...

update from TMZ:

We've learned Casey Aldridge was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle (a misdemeanor) after this morning's crash -- and no other car was involved.

Casey Aldridge could have been screwed, but got real lucky -- he's going to recover from this morning's car accident.

We just spoke with a close family member/Baptist preacher who says Aldridge did NOT have surgery, but did suffer mild brain trauma.

As we first reported, Casey and 3 other passengers were in a single car accident early this morning in Louisiana.

His F-250 flipped over and Aldridge was airlifted for treatment.

The family member said Aldridge suffered a skull fracture around his hairline and will be kept at the University of Mississippi Medical Center for 2-3 days for observation.

Jamie Lynn Spears is at his bedside.