Saturday, January 17, 2009

Shizzle in the Hizzle?

I'm not one to post political thingies here but this gossip with political lacings was a little too juicy to pass up about Sarah Palin's family. from

Please let this be true. According to a barely literate MySpace message, Sarah Palin is snubbing the family of Levi Johnston, the jock who knocked up Bristol, because they're "white trash." (Not that we'd disagree.)

The message was supposedly left by Mercede Johnston, Levi's 18-year-old sister, on the page of Mellissa Wilfong, a former Wasilla resident who now lives in Florida, to tell her about an upcoming trip to Orlando. As an aside, she notes that she and her mom (that would be Sherry, the one who was busted for dealing OxyContin) aren't allowed to visit Bristol and Levi's love child.

For those who have trouble reading the prose of this fine product of the Wasilla school system, here's a translation:

Levi is in a bit of a haze right now... Umm, I'm not allowed to see my nephew and my mom isn't either. We aren't Palins so therefore we are white trash and Bristol doesn't want her baby around us. So mom and I are really upset over it. I just hope Levi pulls his head out of his butt and lets us see our nephew and her grandbaby.

It's not just the utter inability to spell that makes us think this is the real Mercede. Her MySpace page (which is set to private) has been the source of other fun Palin family revelations. In happier days, i.e. last year, Mercede visited the Palin household soon after Sarah's magical baby Trigg was born (see above). And Wilfong appears to be in the Palin orbit as well. Last September, while everyone was claiming that Trigg was actually Bristol's baby, she piped up on Fox News' web site to tell everyone to shut up, note that her sons used to attend school with Bristol, and that she wouldn't be voting for her former Mayor. (Smart lady.)

Friday, January 16, 2009

Oh Noes!

can't be true....from ONTD:

Britney Spears has thrown her platinum-selling career comeback into a tailspin by threatening to cancel her $100 million world tour, The Circus Featuring Britney Spears, which will launch in New Orleans this March.

“Britney doesn’t want to do it, and she’s telling her father Jamie that,” an insider for The National Enquirer reports, adding that, “All the dates are booked-and $100 million would be lost if she bails.”

“Both her father and ex-husband Kevin Federline are telling her she has to go on for the sake of her kids and their financial future,” the source confided. “Jamie needs this tour for Britney to secure her wealth.”

The tabloid claims the pop tart is feeling the pressure of a grueling training schedule necessary for the 33-city North American leg of the tour.“She is already exhausted getting in shape….Britney feels like she’s being forced to tour.”

According to The Enquirer, Jamie and Kevin both have a lot to lose if Britney runs away from The Circus.“Britney can’t back out now-there’s just too much at stake.”

“She is already exhausted getting in shape for the trip. And her focus has changed, too - Britney just wants to be a stay-at-home mom to her two boys. Britney feels like she is being forced to tour. Jamie has made it clear he wants to get her back to where she was.”

But Britney, 27, hates the tour’s set-up, which includes Kevin - who has custody of their boys - tagging along. That concession was the only way she could have the boys with her, so she reluctantly agreed…“Kevin is working on a deal for a reality show based on following her ‘Circus’ tour.”

*I call BS*


Thursday, January 15, 2009

Blind Items!

Sorry for the laziness, these are all off of ONTD, if you want to check sources.  Word came down from the top today at work about hiring freezes and possible layoffs, so I'm kind of in OMYGAWDGOTTAFINDANOTHERJOB meltdown mode.  

1. Which aging action star had a leisurely conversation with a young, hunky co-star on set — all while being pleasured by an extra? source

2. Catty at the Casting Call. Normally, when an actor goes on a casting call, they are on their best behavior. This one well-known film actor, however, somehow thinks that the rules don’t apply to her. Although she was heavily favored for the role in a film that will almost certainly become a hit, she showed up late and was rude to the person at the front desk. She then whipped out her cell phone in the waiting area and proceeded to quietly but audibly bad mouth the lead actor who was already attached to the film, calling him a “fucking loser”. By the time she was ushered into the meeting, word of her bad behavior had already reached the director. He gave the star a scant five minutes of his time, and dismissed her with barely a comment. The role will go to another actress. source

3. This up and coming known for his very good looks C list actor with B list name recognition who is right on the verge of becoming huge, has a major medical issue he is facing. Apparently he needs to have some oral surgery to remove a growth on his tongue. It could impair his ability to speak properly and permanently derail his career. For now he is keeping the upcoming surgery quiet, so as to not jeopardize any further opportunities from coming his way while at the same time hoping it doesn't cost any lasting damage. source

4. This A list film actress has barely admitted to getting botox. Always presumed to be a natural beauty, it turns out that in addition to botox she has also got her breasts augmented and had lipo, all while under the guise of being in the hospital for completely different reasons. source

*Spin's guesses:  1) Bruce Willis  2)  Megan Fox?  Jessica Alba?  3) That Edward twat from twatlight?  4) Kate Winslet

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

SJP & Matthew Broderick to split?

I swore he was gay! Maybe that's the big news here. From A Socialite's Life:

I guess he took the mole with him. Star magazine is reporting that
Matthew Broderick has been engaging in some extramarital activities while wife Sarah Jessica Parker has been busy with her career.

And get this? It was with some chick! I coulda sworn it would be a dude. C'mon, he's into musical theater and he's married to Carrie Bradshaw so he can try on her shoes and mince when she's not around.

More details from the Star magazine story that claims that Matthew Broderick's extramarital dalliances simply grew too much for the Sex and the City star to continue going through the motions of marriage.

Sarah Jessica Parker
is reportedly house-hunting for a home that will not include her hubby. Even though the couple have been "living separate lives," she only recently decided to take action.

If anybody cares....

Toothy Tile....I mean, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon may be engaged. From Janet Charlton:

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have a secret. Recently they were at a Lakers game seated next to Jeffrey Katzenberg. An eyewitness told us that at half time Reese was fiddling with an antique style diamond ring on her engagement finger. She showed it to Jeffrey and whispered something to him. Jeffrey looked around and advised her "You'd better take that ring off before people see it!" She and Jake chuckled and she slipped the ring off and put it in her pocket. The pair were very affectionate and touchy during the game. We think they got engaged for real over the holidays!

Sunday, January 11, 2009


from omg!:

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are husband and wife.

The two tied the knot under magnolias filled with white roses Saturday at an ultra-private ceremony at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu, Calif., can confirm. Black Eyed Peas' was among the guests. (Around 5:09 p.m., attendees were overheard saying that the two had wed; cheers were also heard outside the estate.)

"It's official! 
Fergie and Josh tied the knot tonight in Malibu," her manager tells Us. "The Black Eyed Peas were all there. The ceremony was incredible! And they're still partying!"


Jailbird Blake Fielder-Civil has instructed a lawyer to begin divorce proceedings against Amy Winehouse after seeing pictures of the singer cavorting with another man in the Caribbean.

Celebrity lawyer Henri Brandman told MailOnline that Blake had instructed him to launch the action on the grounds of Amy's adultery. It is thought that Blake will go for half of Amy's £10 million fortune.

The move comes as loved-up Amy told a Sunday newspaper that she has finally kicked her drug habit. The star also admitted that she had 'forgotten I'm even married' to Blake, claiming 'our whole marriage was based on doing drugs'. 

and from ONTD:

Madonna is reportedly being targeted by Muslim fanatics.

The US singer - who follows the Jewish rooted faith Kabbalah - has added to her personal security team and warned ex-husband Guy Ritchie to increase protection for the children they raise, Lourdes 12, Rocco, eight and adopted David Banda, three.

A source told Britain's The People newspaper: "Madonna is well known for her Kabbalah faith and support for Israel, having visited the country several times.

"This seems to upset extreme Muslims who forget she respects people of all faiths whether Islamic, Christian or Buddhist. Like anyone else she would like to see a peaceful end to the problems in Gaza.

"But she is beside herself with worry, not just for her own safety, but for that of the children."

Extremists angry about the current situation in Gaza - where Israeli and Palestinian groups have been warring since the beginning of the year - have taken their attack on western values to a personal level, writing hate messages about Madonna on websites.

According to The People, Palestinian leader Abdel-Al wrote on site "If I meet these w****s I will have the honour of to be the first one to 
cut the head off Madonna if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."

*and just for your amusement......KOREAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE:*