Saturday, October 20, 2007

Back and Forth....

Britney gets to see the kids again....off of ONTD:

Britney Spears has regained visitation rights of her sons, Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, PEOPLE has learned. The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard.

A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear. On Wednesday, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon had temporarily suspended her visitation rights. A source close to Spears told PEOPLE the judge removed her rights after the pop star was unreachable by a cell phone designated for court-related scheduling. On Thursday, Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said he expected Spears would get visitation reinstated soon because "she has complied with the part of the order [causing the suspension]."

Lawyers for both sides did not respond to calls for comment. Spears and Federline are both required to show up for their next hearing on Oct. 26.

It's that time!

Havn't done a Heather Mills post in a while, so here you go, your moment of zen!!! I'll start....Did she hippity hop off the plane? K-Fool should study her technique at fleecing Paul, after all, she is the mistress of the "Pay for marriage" scheme.

from splash news:

Heather Mills arrived at JFK in rainy New York yesterday

Dumbledor gay!!!!


Yes, if you speculated it, J.K. Rowling just confirmed it! Dumbldore is gay! Does that make Dumbledore Toothy Tile? ;)

off of msn news:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.

After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."

"Oh, my god," Rowling concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction."

Thursday, October 18, 2007

DiVinyls

I heard this on the radio.....I love singing along! Here's "I touch myself" for your enjoyment!

Wtf?

this is almost scary. what do you think, suck or score?......off of OMG!


LOS ANGELES - The bridge of the starship Enterprise is filling up.

Chris Pine, who had been in talks to join the cast of J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek" flick, will play the young James Kirk, while Karl Urban will take on the role of Dr. Leonard McCoy, distributor Paramount confirmed Thursday.

They join previously announced cast members Zachary Quinto as Vulcan scientist Spock, Simon Pegg as engineer Scotty, John Cho as helmsman Sulu, Zoe Saldana as communications officer Uhura and Anton Yelchin as navigator Chekov.

Leonard Nimoy, who played Enterprise science officer Spock in the 1960s TV series and six "Star Trek" feature films, also will appear as an older version of the Vulcan.

Eric Bana, the star of Steven Spielberg's "Munich" and Ang Lee's "Hulk," is playing a villain in the "Trek" film, which begins shooting in November and is due out in December 2008.

Abrams, creator of "Lost" and director of "Mission: Impossible III," is keeping the plot secret for the film that follows the early days of the "Star Trek" crew, which was led by William Shatner as the bold Capt. Kirk.

Pine's credits include the movies "Smokin' Aces" and "Just My Luck," while Urban appeared in two of the "The Lord of the Rings" movies and "The Bourne Supremacy."

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

FedEx is still a douche

*Found another computer I could borrow!* off of CDNN

Kevin Federlinee was so excited to get that role on One Tree Hill and to live the life of an actor.

Finding out this late in life that your one true talent is really potent sperm doesn't usually get chicks. Potent sperm can get you money and fame and a quick 15 minutes, but that's about it.

Everyone thought Kevin was doing great. New job, new attitude toward parenthood, but it may all be crashing down. Reports have been circulating out of Wilmington, NC which is gorgeous by the way, that Kevin has been smoking pot almost non-stop while on the set.

Now I know that here in California we have some very relaxed pot laws and maybe Kevin thinks every state must be the same way. Last time I checked though, North Carolina still had the death penalty for pot possession. So he may want to watch out for that.

Oh, and there is that one tiny other thing too. Seems to me Kevin has to also submit to random drug tests and as I said the day the Order came out from the Court, it looked as if the language indicated pot. If all this is true, you have to seriously wonder whether either of these parents deserves to have the kids. Yes, I know we can talk about pot and whether it should be legalized all day long, BUT, the fact is that Kevin has kids and is required to submit to drug testing.

Whether something should be legal isn't going to change a piss test.

I wonder if Shar could raise them.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

*BLLLAAAAARRRGH*


Ever have a day where jack shit goes right? well, I'm having that right now....experiencing computer problems, hope to have it cleared up shortly!!!! Enjoy the kitten pile!!!


Sunday, October 14, 2007

Fun Fun Funtime!!!


Here's a coupla blind items I found, all from various places like gossip rocks, EL, etc....

A) She is a famous (retired) singer. He is a famous, popular actor. Both are living in London. Both are American. In the past they used to spent wild hours together when her husband was gone. Their affair almost came to light trough a weird incident that involved a cell phone, a dog and a group of teens. After this the couple cooled things off. But when they recently reconnected on the dance floor the singer’s husband first almost came to blows with the actor, then when the singer defended the actor and refused to leave with her husband, he took a livid, shouting they were through. Hint : She’s a material girl. *Hmmm....who's the actor?*

B) While it seems that everyday there are new accusations leveled at Britney Spears about her child raising skills, and the fact that Protective Services seems to live at her house, the reality is that she is not the only celebrity to have faced an investigation from Protective Services. This award winning television actress on a long running hit show was A list for several years and now she is doing the slow slide to B list and the inevitable Love Boat when it returns. Oh, yes it will return. Anyway, she and her husband have not always been the model parents. Seems that the grandparents have basically taken over all parenting because our actress and her husband would often forget to feed their infant, leave him/her for an hour or two while they went and ate lunch or dinner, and would never change the diaper leading to severe rashes. After two visits from CPS, the grandparents promised to take over the duties and are always with the baby except during photo ops when our actress makes the world believe she is a much better parent than reality.

Very interesting! So its a married with a child TV actress from a long running hit show that I would take to be not on anymore since she's sliding to B list.....

Your chance to catch Paris Herpes!

...if you live near Toronto, anyway!!!

off of TMZ.com:

Sorry, she's not auditioning for roles in the sequel to "1 Night in Paris" -- but Hilton's new horror/musical move, "Repo! The Genetic Opera" (actual title) could use a few warm bodies.

The film's director, Darren Lynn Bousman of "Saw" fame, posted a casting call on his MySpace page, saying they need about 200 extras for an opera scene. Paris will be on set -- and *brace yourselves* possibly singing -- with extras expected to perform the 8-hour day for no pay. Free lunch included. Oh yeah, and you gotta live near Toronto.

The film is a musical about organ financing after an epidemic of organ failures. Weird premise, but it's gotta at least be better than "House of Wax." Or not.

And the Crazy goes on!!!


off of News of the World, so take it with a grain of salt.....but still:

October 14, 2007
Britney: 'I'll drive off cliff'
By Rav Singh

NOT long after this pic was taken on Saturday, a hysterical BRITNEY SPEARS threatened to kill herself by driving off a CLIFF.

I can exclusively reveal that pop's fallen princess phoned her ex KEVIN FEDERLINE from her car and screamed: "I'm going to drive off the cliff! It's going to be your fault that I killed myself."

I'm told that the crazed Toxic singer sped down LA's famous

Mulholland Drive
and vowed to zoom off the huge drop that lines the bendy road.

A source told me: "Britney blows hot and cold. No one knows what's going through her mind—especially her."

The latest drama comes after a judge ruled that sons Sean Preston and Jayden James can only stay with Brit once a week.

America's Most Smartest Model

If you havn't seen this show, you are missing a gem!!! Ben Stein (whom I worship) is one of the hosts for this lovely little exercise to show that some model, somewhere, has enough brains to show that not all models are stupid.

In this competition, the models were asked to do a runway walk while reciting as many items as they could for the category given. For Mandy Lynn, (future porn star, I hate her lips, to me is just giant walking lips because I can't see the rest of her....so I'll just call her Lips), her category was "things that are round" and...well, you just have to watch this, it has to be the most entertaining part of the whole dammm show.....I want Lips to stay just because she makes me laugh my ass off!!!

Clik on the headline for the experience!