Rock Me Sexy Jesus

Funny as HAALE! Can't wait for the movie Hamlet 2. Enjoy!

WOW

Seems sudden, doesn't it? I don't remember hearing that he was sick or even had an allergy attack! Wow. Just wow. from MSN news:

© AP

Bernie Mac

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50

Aug. 9, 2008, 9:46 AM EST

CHICAGO (AP) -- Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom "The Bernie Mac Show," died Saturday at age 50.

"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.

She said no other details were available and asked that his family's privacy be respected.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.

Recently, Mac's brand of comedy caught him flack when he was heckled during a surprise appearance at a July fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate and fellow Chicagoan Barack Obama.

Toward the end of a 10-minute standup routine, Mac joked about menopause, sexual infidelity and promiscuity, and used occasional crude language. The performance earned him a rebuke from Obama's campaign.

The World is Coming to an End

You know it's true when Clay Aiken becomes a father. It's one of the signs of the apocalypse. Seriously, go look it up. I wonder how angry the poor boy will be in school when he gets teased for having two mommies. From yahoo news:

Associated Press

RALEIGH, N.C. - Former "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken is a father. The 29-year-old crooner from Raleigh announced the birth of Parker Foster Aiken on his Web site's blog Friday. "No hyphens. One first name," he wrote. "One middle name. One last name."

Aiken's mother, Faye, told Raleigh TV station WRAL the child was born in North Carolina.

Aiken was a favorite of fans during the second season of "American Idol," where he finished second to Ruben Studdard. His album "Measure of a Man" went double platinum in 2003, and he made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

The baby's mother is Jaymes Foster, Aiken's friend and record producer whom he met while performing on "American Idol." Their son was born at 8:08 a.m. Friday, and weighed 6 pounds, 2 ounces and was 19 inches long, according to the statement on the Web site.

"The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy," Aiken wrote. "Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also."

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Too Funny!

A Madonna pooped herself story from Defamer.com. Enjoy!

You know when Madonna's gimpish brother writes a scandalous tell-all about his sister, and even we—diehard Madonna fans for life, despite the fact that we can't particularly stand her—can't even be bothered to scan the dustcover, your little media ploy's in trouble. So you take measures. You adapt. You hop on the blogwagon! And that allows you to self-publish all the really scandalous stuff your publisher's legal department wouldn't let you put in print. Like this 1993 anecdote in which Madonna shits herself in her Dita costume during rehearsals for her Erotica tour:

Madonna walks in later that day looking very sad and disoriented. I would say she is drunk but she doesn't drink.

She says, "Lets start from the beginning" and gets what we call her "Dita" gear on and gets a hold of her whip. She can't even balance herself on stage and Nikki Harris, her backup singer, suggests to Madonna that she sit down for a little bit. Madonna then walks over to Nikki and starts hitting her with the whip while crying her guts out. Nikki is shocked at first but then screams, "What are you doing?" Madonna then drops to the ground, face first.

All of us look at Madonna, then each other, then at Madonna again. We noticed that she has pooped in her "Dita" outfit and think she is dead. Despite being bitchwhipped by Madonna, Nikki Harris is the first person to run over to her. "She's got a pulse," Nikki indicates and turns Madonna over.

Well, that gives the lie to our long-held misconception that Madonna doesn't defecate at all, but rather uses every last nutrient of her strict, 750-macrobiotic-calorie diet, with any negligible amounts of translucent waste material simply secreted through her pours to give her complexion that trademark "glow" effect. Suddenly, the singer's stringent backstage toilet-seat requirements make a lot more sense—never again will she allow herself to be put in the vulnerable position of having to crap her corset.

Bonus Scatalogical Madonna Fun: How about a round of The Poop Replace Game: Madonna Song Title Edition? We'll get you started:
"Quicker Than A Ray of Poop"
"Get Into The Poop"
"Gonna Dress You Up In My Poop"
"4 Minutes To Save The Poop"
"Papa Don't Poop"

Has Gwen Stefani Popped Yet?

Hasn't she been pregnant for about two years now? Has she had the baby yet? DOES ANYBODY KNOW??

Twins, Twins, Everywhere There's Twins

WTF??? From Digital Spy:

Rex Features

Priscilla Presley has confirmed that her daughter Lisa Marie is pregnant with twins.

The new arrivals will be the singer's first children with husband Michael Lockwood.

Speaking on Entertainment Tonight, Priscilla said: "She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time.

"And I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they're having and when it's time to make the announcement."

The 40-year-old already has two children, 19-year-old daughter Riley and 15-year-old son Benjamin, from her romance with Danny Keough.

Have a car Accident, Get a Divorce!

from msn news:

Just days after being in a serious car accident with a female family friend, ET confirms that the Morgan Freeman divorce rumors are true. His friend and business partner Bill Luckett confirms to ET there is a divorce pending between the actor and his wife of more than 20 years, Myrna Colley-Lee.

Late Sunday night the renowned actor was in a car accident in Mississippi and airlifted to a hospital in Memphis. He is said to be doing well after undergoing surgery Monday to repair damage to his left arm and hand.

The surgery "lasted approximately four and a half hours including recovery and he is in good spirits and was visiting with family members this morning," Donna Lee, Freeman's publicist, said in a statement Tuesday.

"He was walking this (morning), and is looking forward to his release as soon as possible," Lee said.

Freeman, 71, and Demaris Meyer, 48, of Memphis, Tenn., were involved in the accident on a dark stretch of rural Mississippi Delta highway in Tallahatchie County.

State troopers said the car careened off the highway and flipped end-over-end before landing upright in a ditch. Rescuers used a jaws-of-life machine to free "The Dark Knight" star and Meyer from the wreckage of the car.

BLIND ITEM!!!

from CDAN:

I've heard of the casting couch, but this puts an entirely new twist on it. So you have a director who is an A list director all the way. Award winning? Sure. The thing about this guy though is that his wife is notorious for coming on a set and finding a woman to play with during the shoot. Invariably an extra, or a woman with a small role, she can often find her role expanded to a bigger role if she is especially good to the director's wife over the course of the shoot. The director himself is never involved in any of the hanky panky, but does acquiesce to his wife's demands for her play thing's role.

*Spin's guess - Woody Allen and Soon-Yi*

I have to wonder....

Is Fergie in fact pregnant? I can find no other explanation for this outfit and the way that ugly belt sits, I have to wonder. This is from the 2008 Teen choice awards.

Katie Holmes looks more like a boy

but then, look who she's married to! maybe he's pushing her to look more boy-like!

TS Edouard hits!

yup, I'm straight in the path and expect to lose power at some point during the day. stay tuned!

satisfaction by benny benassi

Heard this at a club saturday night, love this song!!! Had to share. Enjoy!

Sienna loses again!

Rex Features

Balthazar Getty has reportedly dumped Sienna Miller to return to his wife.

According to the Daily Mail, Getty, an actor and heir to a £2.5 billion oil fortune, jetted into Los Angeles to reunite with his wife Rosetta and their four children.

Recent tabloid rumours indicated that Getty had been "torn" between his girlfriend Miller and saving his marriage of eight years.

The Edge Of Love actress Miller has allegedly been left heartbroken after being dumped by Getty. The pair's relationship began on the set of blockbuster GI Joe and they were spotted holidaying together on the Amalfi Coast last month.

Though Getty announced his separation a fortnight ago, it is thought that the 33-year-old has decided to reconcile his marriage after receiving assurances that his estranged wife is willing to take him back.

Storm Coming!

Granted, I've never really been regular at posting, but it might be very sporadic the next couple of days because of the possible hurricane coming my way.....We've already lost power once, yesterday....So please forgive and check back, I'll do my best to have something for you!

Jake & Reese to seal the deal?

Wow...they must have a perfect arrangement! Well, they are cute together. Aren't they like that perfect couple in high school? Jake shares my father's birthday! From mailonline:

Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon is to marry Jake Gyllenhaal at Christmas.

Brokeback Mountain star Gyllenhaal, 27, has told friends he and Reese, 32 – who won Best Actress for Walk The Line – plan to wed on or around his birthday on December 19 after he finishes his new film, Prince Of Persia.

A source on the set of the £100million epic adventure, currently filming in Morocco, said: ‘Jake is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas.

‘He told me he had proposed several times but she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time. When he asked her again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes.’

Reese, who has two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe, met Gyllenhaal in 2006 while filming the thriller Rendition.