Whut? Even the Gays are getting baby fever!!! Interesting and from Janet Charlton:
We knew Ricky Martin loved kids, but who would've guessed he'd have TWIN boys by gestational surrogacy? That means egg and sperm are united in a lab and a surrogate mother carries the fertilized egg or eggs. Thus the mother carrying the babies is NOT related to them. We're assuming Ricky is the test tube father - but what woman provided the egg or eggs? THAT is the burning question! Ricky has lots of female friends but we're thinking he'd pick someone very attractive - like former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres! Dayanara was married to Marc Anthony and they have two sons. She and Ricky are old friends. We think Ricky will be a great father.
*Would post picture but can't, Blogger is a whore-bitch that needs to DIAF*
Thursday, August 21, 2008
File this under "Told You So"
Chris Kattan leaving his wife after 8 weeks of being married. Not worth it, was it buddy?
from Foxnews.com:
"Saturday Night Live" alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split after just eight weeks of marriage, his rep tells Usmagazine.com.
"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," the rep said.
Kattan, 37, and Tutt, 31 — who began dating in 2005 after meeting at a birthday party — tied the knot this past June 28 in Yosemite Valley, Calif.
He popped the question at Tutt's grandmother's home in Gainesville, Texas, on Christmas Eve 2006. He gift wrapped the ring in a present.
"She is so kind, sweet and very beautiful. She's also very funny which always is a great thing. She's also very much like me," Kattan blogged on his Web site in August 2005.
"She makes me very happy," he went on. "It feels real and honest and I have more of a continuous smile than I have ever had before."
and from Janet Charlton:
Chris Kattan's friends weren't exactly surprised to learn that his marriage of two months is already on the rocks. Weeks before his wedding to model Sunshine Tutt, Kattan started getting cold feet. He said he felt trapped and kept asking himself "WHY am I getting married? I'm not sure I'm in love and I don't WANT to get married!" His friends tried to reassure him that most guys felt that way at the last minute, but he remained very agitated. To top it off, he was very disappointed that he couldn't make a big money deal to sell his wedding pictures! A bad start for a Hollywood wedding.
from Foxnews.com:
"Saturday Night Live" alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split after just eight weeks of marriage, his rep tells Usmagazine.com.
"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," the rep said.
Kattan, 37, and Tutt, 31 — who began dating in 2005 after meeting at a birthday party — tied the knot this past June 28 in Yosemite Valley, Calif.
He popped the question at Tutt's grandmother's home in Gainesville, Texas, on Christmas Eve 2006. He gift wrapped the ring in a present.
"She is so kind, sweet and very beautiful. She's also very funny which always is a great thing. She's also very much like me," Kattan blogged on his Web site in August 2005.
"She makes me very happy," he went on. "It feels real and honest and I have more of a continuous smile than I have ever had before."
and from Janet Charlton:
Chris Kattan's friends weren't exactly surprised to learn that his marriage of two months is already on the rocks. Weeks before his wedding to model Sunshine Tutt, Kattan started getting cold feet. He said he felt trapped and kept asking himself "WHY am I getting married? I'm not sure I'm in love and I don't WANT to get married!" His friends tried to reassure him that most guys felt that way at the last minute, but he remained very agitated. To top it off, he was very disappointed that he couldn't make a big money deal to sell his wedding pictures! A bad start for a Hollywood wedding.
Gwen Stefani finally popped!!!
from CNN.com:
Zuma Nesta Rock weighed 8 pounds and 5 ounces when he was born Thursday afternoon, according to publicist Dave Tomberlin.
*Srsly, WTF? This is what this kid has to look forward to for the REST OF HIS LIFE*
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- It's Love, Angel, Music and Baby No. 2 for Gwen Stefani, who gave birth to a boy Thursday.
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani added to their family with the birth of baby Zuma on Thursday.
Zuma Nesta Rock weighed 8 pounds and 5 ounces when he was born Thursday afternoon, according to publicist Dave Tomberlin."Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy," he said in a statement.
The pop star and fashionista has another son, 2-year-old Kingston, with her husband, rocker Gavin Rossdale. Rossdale also has a teenage daughter with fashion designer Pearl Lowe.
*Really, Gwen? ZUMA? You know what that makes me think of?*
*Srsly, WTF? This is what this kid has to look forward to for the REST OF HIS LIFE*
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Story Time!!!
So there's this club not far from where my dealer and I live and we've been frequenting there because of its convenience.....We're not there all the time but enough that we know the bartenders and owners (2 brothers) fairly well. A couple of the bartenders and we have an ongoing conversation/joke about having midget strippers (little people, don't get offended). IT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVER AND THEY MUST GET THEM AT THIS CLUB!!! I might love that more than old people in bars!
So anyhow, we were with a couple that we frequently hang with and the evening had gone on and we were getting ready to leave, I was out in the parking lot with my dealer and we were about to get in our car to go home when the other girl sent me this text message on my phone:
"midget in the bathroom"
I RAN back inside the club to the bathroom and sure enough, there was a little woman midget!!! To my delight, my friend had already struck up a conversation with her and she was kinda lit, it was PERFECT!!! She was so perfect!!! I do not remember her name, sadly, but she had light auburn hair, green eyes and was maybe all of 3.5' tall...it was hard to tell because she was wearing platforms. My friend and I immediately set to brushing her hair and doing it up and doing her makeup for her simply because we were so smitten with her!
She kept showing us her tatoos and piercings while telling us a sad tale of her life, probably why she got lit all the time.....her ex husband had murdered her young child, he was serving life but she was torn up about her 8 year old. after we got her hair and face all done up, we went out and drank and danced. I wish I had had the presence of mind to get a picture to show you. I so want to adopt her!!!
Anyhow, along with old people in bars, you MUST find a little person to hang with, they are more fun than you can handle. For real.
So anyhow, we were with a couple that we frequently hang with and the evening had gone on and we were getting ready to leave, I was out in the parking lot with my dealer and we were about to get in our car to go home when the other girl sent me this text message on my phone:
"midget in the bathroom"
I RAN back inside the club to the bathroom and sure enough, there was a little woman midget!!! To my delight, my friend had already struck up a conversation with her and she was kinda lit, it was PERFECT!!! She was so perfect!!! I do not remember her name, sadly, but she had light auburn hair, green eyes and was maybe all of 3.5' tall...it was hard to tell because she was wearing platforms. My friend and I immediately set to brushing her hair and doing it up and doing her makeup for her simply because we were so smitten with her!
She kept showing us her tatoos and piercings while telling us a sad tale of her life, probably why she got lit all the time.....her ex husband had murdered her young child, he was serving life but she was torn up about her 8 year old. after we got her hair and face all done up, we went out and drank and danced. I wish I had had the presence of mind to get a picture to show you. I so want to adopt her!!!
Anyhow, along with old people in bars, you MUST find a little person to hang with, they are more fun than you can handle. For real.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Blogger is being a slow bastard
eSo I'm gonna hit you with two in one here from digital spy:
Bono is a Fat Bastard:
Bono has been instructed to lose weight ahead of U2's proposed tour next year.
The group, whose upcoming album is rumoured to be titled No Line On The Horizon, have all been instructed to get into shape prior to starting promotional duties.
"U2 have an album coming out around January," a source told the New York Post. "And then the band is going on another world tour in March and April - so the boys have been told to start exercising all the summer weight off."
Four tracks from the LP, thought to be named 'Moment of Surrender', 'For Your Love', 'Sexy Boots' and 'No Line On The Horizon', allegedly leaked online last week.
Jessica Simpson wants to have a Bastard:
*And Jessica Simpson is Still an Idiot, Funny how she's trying to remain relevant with the only thing she has left: her uterus*
Jessica Simpson told Tony Romo's parents that she was pregnant after misreading a test, say reports.
The singer revealed the news to her boyfriend's mum and dad on July 18, according to the National Enquirer.
Her announcement apparently prompted "a huge fight" at the Romo family home.
"Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family," said a source.
"The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony's dad Ramiro said, 'You're not married. This is crazy!' Tony's mom Joan joined in, demanding, 'How can you do this to us?'"
Simpson allegedly later found out that she had made a mistake when reading her test results.
An insider added: "Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive."
Bono is a Fat Bastard:
Monday, August 18 2008, 17:07 BST
By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment Reporter
Rex Features
The group, whose upcoming album is rumoured to be titled No Line On The Horizon, have all been instructed to get into shape prior to starting promotional duties.
"U2 have an album coming out around January," a source told the New York Post. "And then the band is going on another world tour in March and April - so the boys have been told to start exercising all the summer weight off."
Four tracks from the LP, thought to be named 'Moment of Surrender', 'For Your Love', 'Sexy Boots' and 'No Line On The Horizon', allegedly leaked online last week.
Jessica Simpson wants to have a Bastard:
*And Jessica Simpson is Still an Idiot, Funny how she's trying to remain relevant with the only thing she has left: her uterus*
Rex Features
The singer revealed the news to her boyfriend's mum and dad on July 18, according to the National Enquirer.
Her announcement apparently prompted "a huge fight" at the Romo family home.
"Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family," said a source.
"The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony's dad Ramiro said, 'You're not married. This is crazy!' Tony's mom Joan joined in, demanding, 'How can you do this to us?'"
Simpson allegedly later found out that she had made a mistake when reading her test results.
An insider added: "Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive."
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