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All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
Blind Item time!!!
from Lainey:
Photo Negotiation
She says she is free and fabulous, embarking on a new chapter in her life, and recently went in for a little touch-me-up in the chest area. Some changes leave things super saggy and the sagging never stops. Which is why she opens up the scar between her tits once a year – a scar that is visible in person but oddly enough, never in photographs.
What she does, you see, is she barters with the paps. She wheels and deals and offers to give it up for them if they go home and click away her breast scabs. So they shake on it and she does something outrageous to guarantee they sell her pictures with what looks like baby’s skin on her chest, and everybody’s happy.
Protecting oneself against bad pictures is one thing…but what about arranging bad pictures for your enemy? There’s another celebrity who not only works with the paps to pimp out herself, she also works with them to make sure those she detests are not only photographed badly but also touched DOWN to look especially horrid. She’ll either give up exclusive tips or exclusive shots on herself in exchange for a photographic smear job on those she hates. Like doctoring images to reveal unflattering body parts, receding hairlines, pimples, and especially fat.
The paparazzi aren’t the real scum…
*Spin wants to guess Pam Anderson for the first and Pari$ite for the second*
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Well, the past two days have been total hell with the period from hell. I have been to the doctor's office and it's official, I have a big ass fibroid that is the cause of all my misery and I'm going to have to have surgery to have it removed. Yay. I wish I could muster more enthusiasm, but I am so wiped after bleeding for a week now, heavily, and having to endure pain that makes me wish for a bullet to my head.
I have to encourage anyone who has weight gain that can't really be explained and won't come off, has incredibly painful periods to the point of throwing up and messes up life, please go see a doctor, somebody who specializes not just in gynocology but in disorders and demand what is called here in Texas, a "well woman exam." You might have fibroids or even polycystic ovarian syndrome. Don't let your life be made unlivable. Get checked on the inside, get an ultrasound or even a SIS. Take care of yourself!!!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
A Big Spin Welcome to VerveEarth!
No, Brit! Not with the SugarTits man!
from INO:
Talk about an odd pairing! Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are said to be jetting off to Costa Rica together as we speak! They left on a private plane, along with Britney's dad Jamie, this morning. Mel has a home in Costa Rica where they will all be staying.
It seems so random, but since Britney and Mel are neighbors in Malibu, maybe they have gotten to know each other over the years. Either way, it's probably good for Britney to get away for a little bit, although her kids aren't able to go along since she needs a special permit to take them out of the country.
And don't come back!
Mischa Barton has packed up and moved to Paris! When asked what she was doing at Cannes, she said that she has always wanted to live in France and decided to finally do so. People Magazine reports:
"I'm living in Paris right now so I thought I would come down for a few days," the British-born actress told PEOPLE at the Chopard and Alberta Ferretti Opening Gala on Wednesday night. (She has two movies at the festival, including You and I.)
So why Paris? "No reason," the 22-year-old said, shrugging her shoulders, "I've just always wanted to move there. I'm enjoying some time off."
How amazing is that!!
*she moved cuz she's going broke and nobody in the States gives a rat's ass about her cellulite-stained self!*Blohan N Sam cuddlin it up in Paris
Source JJ's Dirt
and from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
Does Lindsay Lohan know that her father Michael Lohan has been actively asking people around Hollywood if anyone knows who is supplying his daughter with drugs? Apparently Michael is convinced that Lindsay has resumed indulging in cocaine and more, and HE wants to root out the supplier. Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose.
Blind Item!
Daily Mirror Blind Item
Which hot US musician is kidding no-one with his string of showmances? Everyone in the business knows he'd rather a hunk to a gorgeous leading lady...
in what i am sure is unrelated irony, from defamer.com:Whatever’s going on between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer has thus far had all the standard Summer Fling ingredients: making out in pools, sunset dinners, word that psychopathic ex-girlfriends are drowning in tears and booze, and so on. But last night, the cougar and cad took their lovey dovey tour to New York, doing the double date thing at celebrity haunts and hiding out in cloudy cigar bars, leading onlookers to believe the new Demi and Ashton are having more than just fun in the sun. However, reports that John is “bored” already, combined with Jennifer’s alleged “clingy” and starstruck groupie behavior at one of his gigs have us worried that Aniston will be yet another tear-soaked ex on the crooner’s widdled down bed post.
also case in point from pretty boring:
Jess, Jess, Such A Mess: Tony Sends The Pillow Biter Home, She Decides To Binge-Drink Instead
Submitted by Lisa Voglesonger on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 07:25.Did Jessica Simpson walk under a lot of ladders when she was a kid? Maybe break a thousand mirrors? That girl can't catch a break to save her life. I think it might have something to do with her stunning lack of intellect: she's about as sharp as a bowl of hair.
She's also kind of f***ed up in the head. While Jess has been calling Tony her "future husband", apparently she's been holding a torch for John Mayer, who so unceremoniously dumped her last year. Huh?!? That's what I said! When news broke of John's new fling with Maniston, Jess was said to be inconsolable, as if John dumped her just yesterday and Tony didn't exist. Tony didn't like that, and promptly retaliated by dumping her and hitting the clubs with his teammates, where he was photographed getting a round of tonsil hockey in with a hot, curvy blond that wasn't Jess. Not to be undone, Jess went out drinking with her buddy Cacee Cobb. The two got so hammered that Cacee vomited under the table and Jess had to call her mother for a ride home. At least she had the sense not to drink and drive.
GolfKill?
Tom Cruise has bought wife Katie Holmes membership to an exclusive golf club to impress her dad sources claim.
Tom Cruise has reportedly spent £75,000 on wife Katie Holmes to impress her golf mad dad Showbiz Spy reports. Sources say Tom bought Katie membership at Los Angeles' Bel-Air Country Club so they can all play with her father, Martin Holmes. “Katie’s father is not crazy about Tom, but Tom is really determined to win him over," a source said. "Mr. Holmes golfs a lot, and now Katie is learning to play. Tom is a member at Bel-Air, and he’s in the process of adding Katie to his membership so Katie can take her dad to play with her.”
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Ummmm...whut?
*from handbag gossip*
So She says, it didn't happen
Monday, May 12, 2008
Another blow to the Cof$!!!
Looks like some of the Scientology cash flow may have just dried up.
Yep, one of the cult, er religion's, richest members, James Packer, has decided to distance himself from the group.
The timing couldn't be better for his wife Erica, who it seems will now be able to scream and yell as loud as she wants when she goes into labor next month.
Still on the silent front, and pal Tom Cruise must be seething on the inside, after introducing his pal to Scientology way back in 2002.
Apparently, our Aussie billionaire feels he no longer "needs it."
Friends however, claim that James' growing casino empire might have had something to do with him leaving.
Scientologists believe "an obsessive gambler is a psychotic just like a drug addict or an alcoholic."
Sure.
Sounds like a reason to me. [Trash Talk, Melbourne Age, 12 May 08]
*Good for him! Maybe James and his wife can find a reasonable semblance for their family life!*
Sunday, May 11, 2008
I want Kim Cattrall's Mother for my own
The mother of Sex & The City star Kim Cattrall loves her daughter’s racy role in the hit show - because she “looks fabulous” on-screen.
The star is famed for her portrayal of maneater Samantha Jones in the beloved series, and returns to the character in the upcoming big-screen extravaganza, Sex And The City: The Movie.
And the 51-year-old is comfortable showing her sexual side on-screen - and has the support of her adoring mum Shane, who thinks her daughter is an inspiration for older women everywhere.
She says, “Kim is a role model for 50-something women. Much has been made about her nudity in the film, but I think she looks fabulous.”
And proud mom Shane, 79, insists people who criticise Cattrall’s on-screen antics are just jealous of her well-preserved body.
She adds, “Anyone who knocks that is jealous. All this fuss about a bit of nudity is ridiculous.”
*ONTD*