From Britney's manager

I got this off of gossip rocks forum. To me, in my opinion, it points to Britney maybe being raped in Miami....maybe. I hope that's not true, that's a horrible thing to go through.

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"Britney has been through a tragic thing that hopefully will never happen again, shaving her hair was a sort of therapeutic thing for her."

Larry also goes on to speak about Britney seeking help "Britney knows that she needs help and is already going through counselling, she knows what needs to be done and is slowly re-building herself step by step."

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update off of Crazy Days & Nights:

Britney In Rehab Reports Are False
Britney Spears did not check into a rehab program and then check out 24 hours later as TMZ is reporting, nor did she enter a rehab program as Extra is reporting. I am not saying she will not enter rehab or looked into rehabilitation programs. I am saying that the current media reports are untrue as reported to me.

And on another topic....

I don't know how Lindsay is suddenly "all better"....I have my doubts about her rehab.....Have to wait and see. I don't believe that 30 days out of the public's eye makes one rehabilitated.

off of gossip rocks forum:

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. The actress left Wonderland rehab in Los Angeles earlier today after completing a 30 day stay, the actress' publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick told."

She will continue as an outpatient," Sloane-Zelnick told Access' Michael Lewittes. "She will take it day by day." "She's in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected," the publicist added.

Lohan checked herself into rehab in early January days after reports surfaced she passed out at a post-Golden Globes soiree.003lindsaynews13

SRSLY....

I feel very badly snarking at Brit right now....She seems to be going thru some very tough times right now and just isn't right in her head. I can't pick at her, I cannot in good conscience, knowing that she is out of her mind, fling poo at her. I feel very badly for her. It seems X17 has a lot of the latest footage, if you want to check them out.

Britney....please please please...there are people who can help and who will not hurt you. There are people you can trust. PLEASE seek them out. A break from the spotlight for awhile would be a good thing. Please seek help. Do it for yourself so you can better care for not only yourself, but your family. But for the love of goodness, DON'T get sucked into the fucking church of $cientology. All they will want from you is your $$$, just like Kaballah.

It is not weakness to ask for help....It takes a lot of strength to admit to yourself that you are at your limit and can go no more. Please seek help with your pain, your turmoil, what you are going through. You are not alone.....Love yourself by caring for yourself.

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off of ONTD:

It's been all over the gossip blogs, so I'm just updating what I reported last night.

I spoke with my relative who works at CSMS. Apparently Britney was checked in late last night by an older male and was diagnosed with something called "Amphetamine psychosis".

I'm not exactly sure what that is, but basically, it's psychosis brought on by use of amphetamines. I don't know what pills or drugs you would take to have that happen, but there's all those rumors she does a lot of ecstasy and prescription medication.

From wikipedia: Amphetamine psychosis is a form of psychosis which can result from amphetamine or methamphetamine use. Amphetamine psychosis can include delusions, hallucinations and thought disorder. Hallucinations are frequently reported in chronic amphetamine users, with over 80% of users reporting the presence of hallucinatory experiences, typically as visual or auditory experiences. Delusions, paranoia, fears about persecution, hyperactivity and panic are also reported as the most common features.

She wasn't supposed to leave but something happened, she had some kind of outburst, was very paranoid, and they let her go, and have been involved with her today, but not at the hospital (at her home? at a clinic?).

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UPDATE off of Ubritney.com:

Lynne is now with Britney

Lynne reportedly arrived in LA earlier today to be with daugther Britney Spears. This really is a good thing. Britney needs to be surrounded by the ones who really love her.

Britney Update

This off of UBritney.com, click on the headline for a link to the ABC news video:

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Britney admitted to hospital Commuity.LiveJournal.com/OhNoTheyDidnt: My uncle is a nurse at CSMC and texted me 10 minutes ago saying Britney Spears was admitted about an hour ago. He's going to text me when he finds out why and any more information. I'm scared! I don't know what's going on with her.

I don't have many details. My uncle called and said she just left. He didn't see her or deal with her, one of his friend co-workers was around her for a minute. Somebody she was with brought her there and admitted her. His friend said she acted like she wasn't "there" and seemed disturbed. Because it's confidental, he doesn't know what she was admitted for or what she saw the doctor about, but because she's already gone home, that usually means nothing major. Oh, almost forgot, she was wearing a dark colored wig.


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I can't explain what it is that bothers me so much about this.....To me it makes no sense....no girl would just go and shave all her hair off for no reason. Honestly, whatever happened to her, I hope Brit will be alright.

More Bald Britney

She's lost it. Brit has lost her mind. TOP THAT PARI$ AND LINDSAY!! off of ONTD:

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US Magazine reported that Spears went into a hair parlor to get her head shaved and that when the hair stylist refused to shave her head, Spears grabbed the clippers and shaved it herself.

A Los Angeles television station grabbed footage of her Friday night at a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley. She was there to get a couple of tiny tattoos on her wrist, a pair of pink and red lips. Us Weekly magazine reported that she also got a black, white and pink cross tattooed on her lower hip

A parlor employee said Spears showed up unannounced and stayed for about 90 minutes, while dozens of fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside. The employee told US Magazine that Spears was agitated when she arrived at the tattoo parlor and that when someone asked her why she shaved her head, Spears said, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me." The woman said Spears "wasn't making sense at all" and that it seemed like she wasn't in a good place. She said Spears was "totally freaking out."

"She was a nightmare to deal with," the woman told the magazine. "She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around."

Police eventually arrived to control the crowd and help Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV. And by that time, she had covered her head with the hood of a sweatshirt.

As for the new bald look, one fan who's not terribly thrilled said, "It looks terrible."

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off of Ubritney.com:

According to different rumors, Britney was raped at a bar/club. But, what if she actually did this in memory of her aunt Sandra? Some say something happened in Miami and that's why she got back to LA so fast. Who knows...

Bald Britney!!!

She's lost her damm mind! shaved her head!!! off of yahoo news:

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LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.

Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo — a pair of red and pink lips.

"She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist."

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

The appearance came the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that Spears, who has drawn criticism for her recent partying and sloppy behavior, had briefly checked into rehab.

Larry Rudolph, Spears' manager, couldn't be reached for comment.

Syndicated entertainment TV show "Extra" first reported that Spears had entered a treatment facility. Celebrity Web site TMZ.com then said the singer had entered a treatment center but had checked out one day later. Neither revealed their sources.

People magazine's Web site, citing "a source," said Spears had gone in and out of rehab, and identified the facility as Eric Clapton's Crossroads center in Antigua, in the Caribbean.

"Access Hollywood" then said the reports weren't true, but didn't cite a source.

A woman who answered the phone at Crossroads told The Associated Press that she couldn't confirm or deny anyone's presence at the facility.

Angelique Uram, a Spears fan who stood on the tattoo parlor's sidewalk for Friday night's spectacle, was aghast at the singer's new look.

"We could see her in the mirror, and her head is completely shaved," she told KABC. "It looks terrible."

Police arrived to control the crowd and helped Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV, her head covered by a hooded sweatshirt.

DRINKS ARE IN ORDER!!!

Have a drink for your old pal Spin tonight! I got a job of gainful employment!!! A real one, not temp! I am doing backflips right now!!

The site will be a little slow but old Spin won't leave you in the dark! I shall still deliver all the snark! Maybe just a little later now!

PEACE TO YOU ALL!!

MORE WTF?

I had to post this....it's the list of who Dannielynn's daddy could be...and this is getting stooooopid! when are the paternity tests happening? Who else did this hooker sleep with?

- Bodyguard- Immigration Guy (okay maybe not but I'll add him for posterity)

- Daniel Stern

- The "Prince"

- Her son (conspiracy theory)

- Larry Birkhead

- Her late husband (frozen sperm)

oh yeah...and Howard K. Stern claims to be the father, so there's another one.....you know, I want to see Howard K. Stern on Howard Stern's show.....that would be AWESOME!!!! and it would make me laugh cuz I think Howard would make Howard K. cry like a little girl!

Soo...

With all the craziness of me having to find a new job, I'm afraid this might get a little neglected! To quote Oswald on the Drew Carey show: "Something's going to suffer and I'm afraid it's gonna be the drinkin!" Fear not, i'm not totally abadoning the site...it's just gonna be s little slower. I'll be sure to put up juicy snark when it happens. Right now all the focus is on Anna Nicole's death....So snark away on that! and there is still always Pari$ and her shit....anybody notice that Nicole Richie is actually looking decent these days?

Anyhooo...I have a lot of irons to work on in my fire, don't worry about me!

Here's a lovely picture of Robert Downey Jr......mmmm, yummy! Oh yeah, that tat is his son's name. Enjoy!