Told you she was a Control Freak!

I knew Madge was bossy! Now there'll be a book to prove it!

this off of TMZ.com:

When Madonna sleeps, everybody sleeps. And don't even think about using the water when the Material Mom slumbers.This is just one of the odd tidbits that the world will learn about Her Madgesty's life behind closed door is detailed in a new tell-all from her former nanny, Melissa Dumas. Apparently, as Page Six reports, Madonna won't let anyone make noise while she sleeps, including taking a shower -- and that includes hubby Guy Ritchie and the kids. Titled "Live To Tell: My Life as Madonna's Nanny," the dishy tome is slated for a September release with Crown Publishers. Dumas -- who lived with Madonna from 2005 to 2006 -- also reveals that Madge enforces a strict household media ban and a stringent dietary regimen. Live to tell? We're not so sure.

About fed up with the ANS drama

And more comes along!!! This is off of SplashNews, who knows how true it is....and how many do we have on the Dannielynn baby-daddy roster now? I lost track. How soon befoer the DNA test?

I have a question....Why is this guy just now coming forward about this instead of 5 years ago when it happened? Looking for a payout maybe?

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The Phoenix New Times broke a story yesterday that Anna Nicole Smith had a torrid affair with a Native American man named Johnny Soto during her stay at the Sanctuary Resort and Spa on Camelback Mountain that produced a son, the now 5-year-old Marshall Soto, named after her deceased husband J. Howard Marshall.

I thought this story was fake when i first read, kind of like reading The Onion, since it reads like a bad soft-core romance novel. I have attached a particularly salacious section for you below:

They rarely left the townhouse-style dwelling, having room service bring them champagne, oysters, steak, anything they wanted. At one point, Smith had a yen for fried chicken, so she sent her limo driver in search of a KFC. He returned with five buckets of Extra Crispy, and container after container of mashed potatoes with gravy — a fave of Smith’s. (At one point, she smeared potatoes and gravy all over Soto’s privates and licked them off.) Soto noticed strains of racism in Smith’s attraction to him, but he was having too good a time to refuse her demands.

“At first, it was all in fun,” Soto details. “She’d call my you-know-what her ‘tomahawk,’ her ‘wooden Indian,’ or ‘big wampum.’ Sometimes she’d ask me to do a war dance naked with this feather from one of her dresses stuck in my baseball cap. I tried to tell her that the Tohono O’odham don’t wear feathers, but she didn’t care. She thought it was funny, and it turned her on, so I did it, though I have no idea if our people even have a war dance.”

Being from the South, race-mixing was a no-no for a white woman, but Smith secretly craved crossing the color barrier. She told Soto that sleeping with him was “almost like sleeping with a black man.”

“Sometimes I felt like I was being used, and it left a bad taste in my mouth,” says Soto. “But I was just as guilty as she was. The only whites I’d ever had sex with were prostitutes, and I couldn’t get enough of Anna Nicole. I fell under her spell. I did whatever she asked.”

That meant enduring Anna Nicole’s singing the un-PC Disney song, “What Made the Red Man Red,” from Peter Pan, as they took a bubble bath together. Or complying with her insistence that he perform an “Injun yell,” as she called it, when he climaxed.

If this is true, and I am suspect at the moment since this “Johnny Soto” guy is wearing sunglasses in the picture they have posted, but if it is, that means Dannielynn has a half-brother, an additional heir to the fortune, and could this change the next of kin? This is insane.

You can read the rest of the story HERE.

Honestly, where's the surprise?

We all know that Pari$ has the attention span of a gnat....she does things on impulse and never commits herself to any real projects. How long do you think it'll be before she loses interest in acting and quits her classes? She's a total attention whore. Next, she'll be all about a clothing line that'll fail cuz she lost interest in that. Bitch.

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off of Digital Spy:

Paris Hilton is to be dropped by her record label within the next few weeks.According to a report in the Daily Star today, Warner Music have not yet told the Simple Life star that they do not wish to work with her for a second album, but believe that Hilton will accept the decision as she has "lost interest" in her pop career.

A source told the newspaper: "Paris will be dropped in a matter of moments. She's totally lost interest in the project and in all honesty, her label feel very much the same."

EAZZZY BI!

Got this blind item off of crazy days & nights:

At a recent wedding, this former flame did not show up because the new husband did not want him to be there. Seems as if he has caught his new bride and her former flame still sparking from time to time. He was willing to put up with it when they were single, but not now as a married couple.

Oh....Gross.

Here we go again. Another IVF baby for TomKat? My, Katie's fertile, isn't she! I suppose the gay midget wants a male heir to his craziness, not a female.

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off of TMZ.com:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be expecting a visit from the stork sometime soon.TMZ has learned that a TomKat confidante went to trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, looking for four "scenarios" for a boy's nursery. The TomKat friend was overheard saying, "We want to be prepared for a baby boy."

We're told the interested themes for the room were: sports, nursery rhyme, cartoon and the color blue. The estimated cost for the eggshell blue-themed room alone is $45,000 -- and would include a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds.

The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before Suri's first birthday, to come up with the designs.

the Cruises are expecting a little brother for Suri in the near future, the question is: Will he be biological or come via a Third World shopping trip?

Did Pneumonia Kill Anna Nicole?

off of Tabloid Whore, though I've heard this from other sources as well:

Although toxicology results and cause of death have not been officially announced in death of Anna Nicole Smith, the National Enquirer is reporting that a horrible case of pneumonia did her in.

The Enquirer reports:"Preliminary findings reveal that tests performed during the autopsy show Anna Nicole had a severe case of pneumonia. Prescription drugs that she had taken made the condition worse and did play a role in her death. The full toxicology report has not yet been completed. Sources very close to the death investigation told The ENQUIRER that the prescription drugs masked the seriousness of her pneumonia. Anna Nicole had previously been hospitalized for pneumonia in the Bahamas after her son died. This time, the painkillers Anna Nicole was taking masked her symptoms and quickened the deadly effects of the pneumonia."

More details about this appear in the latest issue of The Enquirer.

Considering Anna Nicole had a 105 degree fever the day she died, this news is not surprising. That kind of fever is never normal. The saddest part of it is that I saw Anna's bodyguard Moe on a couple interviews and he said they wanted to take her to the hospital earlier because of the fever, but didn't when Anna begged them not to. Word is she didn't want to deal with the publicity. How ironic.

Britney Suicide Sadness

I really don't know what to believe but this would be waaaaaay more consistent with meth use than post-partum depression. Brooke Shields didn't do this stuff when she had it so bad.

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off of faded youth:

All week we've heard positive Britney Spears news coming out of Promises Malibu. She's attending AA meetings. She's regularly seeing her kids. She dealing with her crystal meth addiction post-partum depression.

Now comes news from British tabloid, News of the World, that Britney attempted to hang herself.The paper reports that a "CRAZED Britney Spears tried to HANG herself with a bedsheet before pleading with her estranged husband to give her another baby."

In a week of rehab madness, the bonkers beauty wrote the number of the beast, 666, on her shaved head before running round the clinic screaming: "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff, the paper goes on to report.

"Later that night she tried to kill herself," a friend said. "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt. When she tried to hang herself it was more a cry for help."

Britney has been running down a path of self-destruction for several weeks now and just when you think it couldn't get much worse, it does.

Another friend reportedly told News of the World: "Britney held up two bottles of Tylenol and shouted, 'I'm gonna do this, this is it! I'm through with the whole f***ing circus.'"

A female friend was there and managed to talk her out of it.

I know. I'm as shocked as you are -- who knew Britney had friends?