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Saturday, March 15, 2008
Anonymous protests
Blohan blows it
Lindsay Lohan had a chance to prove herself as the host of one of the most lavish and successful promotional events in Hollywood on Friday night….and failed miserably.
She arrived in high spirits to host the Scandinavian Style Mansion at a posh Beverly Hills mansion last night, but her mood changed the second she laid eyes on the backdrop for the red carpet. While Lindsay was contracted to follow in the footsteps of Sharon Stone and Britney Spears and host the event, Paris Hilton’s new line of handbags was launched at the party and her name was planted all over the red carpet backdrop. Lindsay refused to walk the red carpet and instead, she slipped into the kitchen of the owner’s house and pitched a fit with her entourage.
Guests were shocked to see the sudden change in mood. Despite being under contract, Lindsay threatened to walk out of the party unless the red carpet backdrop was removed, which resulted in absolute chaos. After much negotiation, the backdrop was pulled down and Lindsay begrudgingly walked the red carpet. She breezed through the party and left the Scandinavian Style Mansion in a huff, only moments before crossing paths with Paris.
She left arguing with the founder of the mansion, Claus Hjelmbak, and the two rowed publicly as she left. Paris Hilton appeared shortly after and gracefully took over the hosting duties in elegant fashion. She comforted Claus, one of her closest friends, and assured him that she would do whatever it took to make the party a success. In a matter of minutes, she managed to turn disaster into a maddening success. She smiled for photographers and showed some PDA with boyfriend Benji Madden, stopped at each merchandise table and even showed off some baby clothes she planned on taking to new mother Nicole Richie. While sister Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg took a voluntary back seat to Paris, even attention-crazed Alli Simms and Khloe Kardashian were overshadowed by the heiress.
As the night came to an end, an unfortunate turn of events caused by Lindsay turned into a classy and successful night thanks to the professional public performance by Paris.
Hilton 1, Lohan 0.
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Trouble in TomKatland!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly in dispute over how to celebrate daughter Suri's second birthday, according to the National Enquirer.
Cruise is allegedly planning to spend $500,000 on a lavish birthday party but Holmes believes it may be too extravagant.
"Tom is out to make Suri’s second birthday a spectacle like no other child has ever had," a source is quoted as saying.
The insider added: "Katie believes wholeheartedly it would set a bad example. She doesn’t want her daughter to be a spoiled Beverly Hills rich kid who expects the biggest and the best for the rest of her life... She’s all for a nice party, but nothing ostentatious."
US reports claim Cruise wants to bring in an international cuisine, with a $60,000 cake, and acrobats from Cirque de Soleil costing $100,000.
Showbiz - News - Cruise, Holmes argue over Suri birthday plans - Digital Spy
and hit this link:
http://www.usmagazine.com/tom_cruise_birthday_video
to see crazy tom's birthday video on one of the Cof$'s cruise boats
From SFGate
Steve-O Blogs from Psych Ward
Troubled "Jackass" star Steve-O has written a message to fans on his MySpace page from the psychiatric ward of a Los Angeles hospital.
The stuntman reveals pals including former "Jackass" co-star Johnny Knoxville "physically forced" him to seek help for his mental issues, including bipolar disorder that had left him suffering "high highs and extremely low lows."
After being taken to L.A.'s Thalian Mental Health Center, Steve-O was transferred to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he has been placed on a 14-day hold, while medics observe his condition and behavior.
In his blog post -- entitled "You Should All Know I'm in the Looney Bin" -- Steve-O blames his condition on the lasting side effects of years of abusing drugs. He also apologizes for the damage his behavior has caused to loved ones.
The 33-year-old writes, "Before the day when Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, Big Regg, Swizz, Rick Kosick, Dimitry Elyaschevich, Cordell Mansfield, and Trip Taylor came to my home and, physically, forced me into the hospital, I had thought of 'bipolar' as a 'good' thing. I rationally deduced that, with our time in this life being so limited, it was productive to stick to nothing but extremely high 'highs,' and extremely low 'lows.'
"I figured that, since I am an extraordinarily 'tough' individual, I could handle it.
"After four days in a psychiatric ward ... I am no longer '5150-status' (which was the three-day 'hold' on me, resulting from suicidal behavior). I am now '5250-status' (which means that the 'hold' has been extended to 14 days, for the exact same reasons).
"I'm not getting out of this 'insane asylum' any time in the immediate future, so, I'm going to learn as much from the experience as possible. So far, I've figured out that I did a great deal of damage to my brain by abusing drugs and, now that they've all worn off, I'm facing the consequences."
*ummm....duh?*
I HATE Ed Norton
Despite having only starred in three decent movies and looking like a child molester, Edward Norton somehow thinks he can do no wrong and has quickly gained the reputation of being one of the most intolerable actors in Hollywood. So, of course several sources have reported tension between Edward Norton and Marvel over the final cut of The Incredible Hulk. Norton has allegedly tried to take complete control over the film and has threatened not to promote it unless Marvel fails to acquiesce to his demands. Page Six says:
The temperamental star's rep denied any serious friction, insisting: "Edward was brought on board by Marvel as a producer, screenwriter and actor, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that he has a lot of creative input into the postproduction process. His deal was for all three, and he takes those roles seriously." She would not elaborate on Norton's issues. The Oscar-nominated actor has a reputation for being difficult. Tony Kaye, who directed him in "American History X," charged that Norton reedited the flick to give himself more screen time. And screenwriter/director Joe Eszterhas cmhere2once cracked: "You don't want Edward Norton to star in your movie. He now rewrites all the scripts he agrees to act in."There were also reports that while filming Red Dragon, Norton showed up on the set with new script pages he wrote for himself and Anthony Hopkins that led to fighting with the director. And although Norton has been given screenwriting credit for Hulk, it is widely assumed that Zak Penn wrote the script and Norton basically just changed some stuff around. Just like what doctors will most likely have to do since Edward Norton was just named "Actor Most Likely To Get a Baseball Bat to the Spine." What an achievement!
Be Pari$ite's new BFF!
you can apply at ParisBFF.com. And if you really love Spin, you'll dish!!! But plz, don't catch the herpes.....and try not to get sucked into her black hole of a vag.
She’s happy with boyfriend Benji Madden, but Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend.
Slated to start shooting in May, the heiress, 27, has paired up with MTV to search for a sidekick on a reality show tentatively called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.
So, what does her current BFF, Nicole Richie, think? “Nicole is my best friend and my sister, so she understands — she’s at home with her baby,” Hilton told PEOPLE at the
While Hilton contends “there’s nothing that’s really hard” about being her best friend, she’s going to take the decision very seriously. “I going to be in my element in Los Angeles and really showing these women my life, which is completely different than The Simple Life.”
Contestants will live in a house with Hilton and she will teach them how to be her best friend, leading them through competitions of loyalty, endurance and “girl politics,” eliminating them one by one.
As for what she’s looking to get out of the 20 contestants, she says, “Someone that I just trust and not someone who’s going to stab me in the back — it’s happened a lot in this town. Just someone I can have fun with, someone who could be like my sister.”
*from gossip rocks and I really think she needs a best gay...anyhow, here's a pic of her in the usual position, mouth open like she's about to suck cock*
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Houston Rodeo
I promised to tell you how it was, especially the John Fogerty concert!!! I'm really tired so I'll try to make this as concise and accurate as possible.
First the rodeo.....it was so much fun, I highly recommend the V.I.P. section to see anything, if you can get it, it's very comfortable and you can see everything. There are TV's if you want close ups or you can watch from your seat and see it all from above. The calf roping, bronco and bull riding was the BEST. I could so without the fireworks indoors though, that seemed a little showy, in my opinion. I like my fireworks outdoors against a nighttime sky, not indoors. The bathrroms were nice, too. The Houston Rodeo is like the Superbowl of rodeos and is the most fun to watch. It made me almost wonder what Rome was like with the coliseum and games, but without the brutality of killing.
John Fogerty.....go see this man's show, if you can. It was great, a pure rock n roll without all the flash, crap and dancing. You really don't need that sort of thing when you are a master of your musical medium, love to play and perform. It shows through your music and is a joy to watch. I felt transported back to when I was in school, doing my homework in the evening with the radio on, he played all the songs that I had ever heard him do. Funny how it strikes you when you know every single one but didn't realize it! The stage rotated so everyone got a chance to see, along with huge TV screens above so you didn't miss a moment. It was truly a magical musical experience. Go see him, I don't think you'll see many more shows that are purely just about the music! He sounded great, he still has the magic, his voice still rocks!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Ladies be WARNED!!!
The state Court of Criminal Appeals voted 4-1 in favor of Riccardo Gino Ferrante, who was arrested in 2006 for situating a camera underneath the girl's skirt at a Target store and taking photographs.
Ferrante, now 34, was charged under a "Peeping Tom" statute that requires the victim to be "in a place where there is a right to a reasonable expectation of privacy." Testimony indicated he followed the girl, knelt down behind her and placed the camera under her skirt.
In January 2007, Tulsa County District Judge Tom Gillert ordered Ferrante's felony charge dismissed. That was based upon a determination that "the person photographed was not in a place where she had a reasonable expectation of privacy," according to the appellate ruling issued last week.
The District Attorney's Office had appealed Gillert's ruling to the Court of Criminal Appeals.
"We agree with the district court's analysis," stated the opinion written by Appeals Judge Charles Johnson, with Judges Charles Chapel, David Lewis and Arlene Johnson concurring.
In a dissent, Appeals Judge Gary Lumpkin wrote that "what this decision does is state to women who desire to wear dresses that there is no expectation of privacy as to what they have covered with their dress."
"In other words, it is open season for peeping Toms in public places who want to look under a woman's dress," Lumpkin wrote.
Woo HOO!!!!
*a rodeo virgin, I am! ^_^ *
ROFL!!!!
March 11, 2008, 2:52 PM EST
The Associated Press
DRIGGS, Idaho -- Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.
She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.
Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Good-bye!!!
MSNBC contributor
updated 9:44 p.m. CT, Sun., March. 9, 2008
Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits. The National Enquirer reports the legal diva sent Al his walking papers a month ago.
A rep for Jones says the report is false, but the Enquirer goes on to say, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,” a friend of the couple told the Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”
The pair made one last public appearance at the Feb. 1 Baby Phat fashion show in New York City, but everything fell apart days later. That prompted Star to show Al the door ahead of schedule, the source said. “Al moved some of his things out of their Upper East Side apartment and returned to Miami, where he’d already been spending a lot of time recently.”
The Enquirer spoke to another insider who confirmed the breakup and revealed Star’s intention to make it permanent. “Star is planning to divorce Al.” As for reason behind the split, the source added, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”
Sunday, March 9, 2008
She's F*cking Matt Damon!
from ONTD:
Matt Damon's family is expanding: The actor and wife Luciana are expecting another baby, his rep Jennifer Allen tells PEOPLE exclusively.
"They couldn't be happier," says Allen. "They're so excited!"
The current PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive, 37, and his wife, 32, stepped out Sunday night at the Empire Film Awards in London – with Luciana glowing (and sporting a baby bump).
This is the third child for the family: Daughter Isabella was born in June 2006, and Luciana has a 9-year-old daughter, Alexia, from a previous marriage.
The actor is currently shooting the CIA thriller Green Zone in Morocco.
John Mayer news
AP Photo/Evan Agostini
Singer John Mayer has written a scathing message to an ex-girlfriend on his Internet site, prompting speculation he is referring to former lover Jessica Simpson.
The note refers to an ex who refused to accept their relationship had come to an end and Mayer warns the unnamed woman to "stop contacting" him.
Although Mayer urges his fans not to "read too far" into his message, Internet gossip sites insist the message is aimed at Simpson, who Mayer dated for nine months before they split in May 2007.
Mayer writes, "Dear Ex Lover, Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
"I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you."
The 30-year-old's other high-profile romances include Jennifer Love Hewitt, who he dated in 2002. He was also briefly linked to actress Minka Kelly after his split from Simpson.
Not really news about Tom And Katie
Shocker: Tom Cruise’s marriage to Katie Holmes was set up by the Church of Scientology after a series of fake casting calls for actresses including Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson failed to deliver a suitable wife, according to sensational new claims by a former Scientologist.
Cruise and Holmes wed in a fairytale ceremony in Italy in 2006 after a whirlwind 20-month romance and have one-year-old daughter Suri together. But ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promotional films for the controversial religion, claims Holmes was set up with the Mission: Impossible star after he split from Penelope Cruz in 2004 after three years together.
Headley alleges Scientology leader David Miscavige organised an audition process for potential wives disguised as a casting call for a new movie in which Cruise was the leading man. He tells British tabloid News of the World, “After that (splitting from Cruz), he started complaining to his best buddy David about his luck with girls
. So Miscavige assigned a high-ranking official with the order: ‘Find a wife for Tom Cruise.’ “The official put out a casting call to female actresses, including Scientologists, saying, ‘There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.’ But in the end no movie was made.
. They had to be single, they had to be pretty and in their 20s. “First they rounded up Scientologist actresses like Erica Christensen, Erica Howard and Sofia Milos But they were all rejected.” The unnamed official then tried to lure Jennifer Garner, who had just started dating Ben Affleck at the time, with the beauty ranked top of the priority list, before Holmes was spotted gushing about Cruise and called to Los Angeles to meet the actor.
. Jennifer [Garner] and Jessica [Alba] didn’t bite but Scarlett [Johansson] took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived at the audition address and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood she freaked out and didn’t do a tape.
“So they worked the audition tape on Katie, got her to L.A and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he’s enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, ‘I knew immediately she was the one.’”
[Source: News of the World]
Scary Brit Stalker Details!!!
As reported by OK! last night, Britney Spears has recently found herself on the receiving end of a mysterious, obsessed fan, who has been sending the pop star threatening packages. And now OK! can reveal the ghastly details of what has Brit's security team running to the FBI.
"It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week," a source who has seen the packages reveals to OK!. "And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week — always to the same L.A. address, but never to one of Britney's homes."
And according to the source, it's a good thing these boxes never made it to the still-recovering singer's doorstep, because what's inside could not be good for her mental state.
"The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy," the source tells OK!. "Still with the price tag on it." And alongside the mechanical apparatus are two letters — one handwritten and one written on a computer — both threatening and pornographic in nature.
"The handwritten one is on note paper and it's written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch," says the source, who adds that the five-page typed letter contains vivid, pornographic details of the writer's fantasy exploits with Britney, none of which can be printed here.
Perhaps the scariest item inside the package is what some believe to be a picture of the sender — a middle-aged caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair — with the eyes cut out of the photo, in which he appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth.
"It's like something from a bad movie," says the source. "If I hadn't seen it myself, I wouldn't believe it."
Insiders tell OK! that the packages, which come with a return address in the Minneapolis, Minn., area, are immediately handed over to Britney's security team, who in turn hand them over to the FBI for further reviews.
They might also want to hand over this information to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's security people, as the superstar couple's names are scrawled in ink on the outside of each package.
Meanwhile, as another package arrived Saturday morning, Brit was safely shopping with her bodyguard — and a few dozen photographers — for some new footwear at Off Broadway Shoes on Sunset Blvd.
source: OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - OK! Exclusive: Britney Stalker Details Revealed