Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house. Spoiler: Then she came back.
Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself. He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.
Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him. Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.
Trent Reznor to play a vampire?
This guy is 76 and is a porn star. Awww yeah.
Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved. We'll see how this goes.
I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.
Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?
Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco. Yes, teh gheys are invited.
See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought. seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.
Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown. *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*
BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:
During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”
Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*