Don't Be A Douchebag!

For your weekend!

Lilly Allen: It's over

from digitalspy:

Lily Allen has confirmed that she has no intention of recording a follow-up album to this year's It's Not Me, It's You.

The singer recently revealed that she would star in a stage production of Neil LaBute's Reasons To Be Pretty and would not "record and tour again for quite a while".

Writing on her It's Not Alright blog, Allen said: "Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record (applause).

"I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade."

She added: "The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I'm concerned, so I don't (at this point) stand to profit from legislation.

Kirk Cameron: Snake

In an effort to not give the douche publicity, I'm not running his personal embarrassment about Darwin's theory of evolution here. But this is better:

Kirk Cameron, best known for his role in the 1980s sitcom Growing Pains, now spends much of his time advocating for far-right Christian evangelical causes.

In a video posted recently to YouTube, Cameron lays out a plan to subvert 'Darwin Day' on November 22, 2009 -- a date marking the 150th anniversary of the publishing of Charles Darwin's "Origin of Species." Cameron says that he and like-minded activists plan to deliver 50,000 copies of an altered version of Darwin's book to students at dozens of U.S. universities.

In case you havn't seen the banana video:

College kids everywhere, this is my plea to you: If these douchebags actually come to your campus, please HAPPILY gather up all the copies of this shit that you can, then have a happy burning party. Complete the night with a keg! See, Kirk is helping you to accomplish your goals after all.

OMG

You have to read this to believe it...maybe even see it on Oprah. Now wonder Mackenzie Phillips is a drugged up mess. From msnbc.com:

...in a tell-all book out Wednesday, the former childhood actress reveals that her dad, musician John Phillips of the ’60s band the Mamas and the Papas, engaged with her in a long-term incestuous relationship.

Phillips, 49, who has survived drug addiction, arrests and divorce, writes in the book “High on Arrival” that she was already a star playing a boy-crazy teen on the TV sitcom “One Day at a Time” when her father had sex with her on the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” writes Phillips, who was 19 and a heavy drug user at the time. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.”

“My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.

“Had this happened before? I didn’t know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it. For a moment I was in my body, in that horrible truth, and then I slid back into a blackout.”

Phillips’ life began to spiral out of control. In 1980, she was fired from “One Day at a Time” because of her constant drug use. That same year, she went to rehab — with her father. She even toured with him in a band called the New Mamas and the Papas. Her sexual relationship with him had become consensual.

“One night Dad said, ‘We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.’

“He was completely delusional. No, I thought, we’re going to hell for this.”

*So yeah, her father is responsible for rooting her drug use. Geez, how did she keep from killing herself?*

update from Radaronline: A tearful MacKenzie Phillips bared all on The Oprah Show Wednesday, with shocking allegation after shocking allegation.

The most shocking? That she had an incestuous affair with her father for ten years, became pregnant and then aborted the baby, not knowing if it was her own father's child or the child of her then husband.

Phillips said the first time she did coke she was 11, and that her dad taught her to roll joints at the age of 10.

With regards the Rolling Stones, Phillips said of her affair at 18 with the band's lead singer, "Mick Jagger locks the door and he says 'I've been waiting for this since you were ten".

There was one one good revelation during the interview though, Phillips said that she has been clean fromdrugs for a year now.

*yikes, kids....yikes*

It was this event that ended the affair she was having with her father, John Phillips, of the band the Mamas and the Papas.

ummm....

This couldn't possibly end badly....*note tone of sarcasm*....Khloe is gonna hurry up and get married. Maybe she want s to hurry up and have a baby like older sister Kourtney....then along will come the hurry up and get divorced plea.....somebody smack her upsode the head, where's Bruce when you need him? What's the rush, Khloe? From radaronline.com:

Khloe Kardashian isn't one to let a little thing like only dating for a month get in the way of getting hitched!

The Kourtney and Klhloe Take Miami star is set to wed her Lakers boyfriend Lamar Odom, and RadarOnline.com can confirm that thewedding is going to be sooner rather than later.

In fact, it's going to be this Sunday!

It's at a private residence in LA and thewedding planner, photographer, groomsmen and bridesmaids have all been chosen.

It's been a whirlwind of a romance, the two met on August 27th at the Ron Artest party at Halo in Hollywood and instantly hit it off, Khloe's sister Kim has gushed about how happy they are together.

Mr. Spock reacts:

from TMZ.com:

Don't go blaming the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom whirlwind wedding on the bride -- TMZ has learned this whole thing was Lamar's idea.

Sources close to the situation tell us it was Odom who was putting the rush on the "I do" swapping because the Los Angeles Lakers star wants to tie the knot before his NBA season begins.

For the record -- the Lakers are set to play their first preseason game on October 7. The wedding is set for this Sunday -- September 27th.

Will Smith def. a $citard

Sorry kids, but there's no denying the money trail!

By Marcell Minaya, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett reportedly donated a total of $122,000 to Scientology groups last year.

The couple, who have denied their affiliation with the religion, allegedly made a $70,000 donation through the actor's Will Smith Foundation.

These reports come on the heels of the Smiths' recent firingof the headteacher of their Scientology-inspired Southern California private school, The New Village Leadership Academy, according to Perez H*****.

Split coming?

Frankly it wouldn't surprise me...one of the things I learned in class in college is that there are two things about guaranteed to break up a marriage no matter how strong you think it is: Rape and the death of a child. For John Travolta and Kelly Preston, I'm sure that's being put to the test. from digitalspy:

John Travolta and Kelly Preston have denied speculation that they are facing trouble in their marriage.

Sources recently told US tabloid The Globe that following their son Jett's death in January, the couple's marriage has suffered and they are planning to get divorced.

However, Travolta's spokesperson told Gossip Cop that the rumors are completely untrue.

"This story is 100% false and could not be further from the truth," the representative said. "John and Kelly are very happily married.

"This is a very hurtful lie, concocted by people who are more interested in making a profit and less interested in telling the truth."