a place for dirty laundry, hand washings and delicates....
All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
Just for clarity's sake, the photos used here are from other sources and are not mine unless otherwise noted. To have a photo removed, kindly email me and I shall gladly oblige.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wish me luck!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tragic news for Katie Holmes

Poor girl must be in shock. From Radaronline.com:
Jeff Fretti was the owner of a funeral home in Toledo, Ohio. He had taken his two young children to visit his 76-year-old mother.
Sarasota Medical Examiner Russell Vega told RadarOnline.com that a cause of death has yet to be determined but doesn't suspect foul play or suicide.
A funeral Mass for Fretti is scheduled at Gesu Church in Toledo next Monday. Katie is expected to attend the service for her brother-in-law. It is not known if husband Tom Cruise will also attend.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Lilo has a sense of humor!
BLIND ITEM!!!
BlindGossip - This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she’s gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years.
No It’s Not: Nicole Kidman.
*OMG OMG OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE say it's KatEBot Holmes!!!*
I'm all giddy with hopeful excitment!

Also...who could this be:
CDAN - This C list actress and reality star with A list name recognition has been married for a little while to this celebutard. She might be finally catching on to the fact he is only after her money. How so? He wants her to foot the bill for a brand new $500K recording studio at their house.
*Has Ashley Simpson ever tried to act?*
Monday, April 13, 2009
She finally got fed up!
LOS ANGELES - Court records show Mel Gibson's wife has filed for divorce after 28 years of marriage.
Robyn Gibson filed the petition in Los Angeles , citing irreconcilable differences .
The petition doesn't give any details about the split. Robyn Gibson is seeking jewelry and some other property, and has suggested joint custody for their 9-year-old son.
The records show that the couple were married in June 1980.
*Stay tuned, there has to be another famous Mel drinking binge brewing*

Sunday, April 12, 2009
Anti Breezy song!
check it out:
www.jumpsmokers.com This track is worth paying for, proceeds go to women's shelters to combat domestic violence. Find it on iTunes.
http://twitter.com/jumpsmokers
BACK from San Antonio
What did I learn about the Air Force? It seems they have weight restrictions now for boots. I don't understand because what if iwth your running and working out and lifting weights you gain muscle weight? Anyhow, what I learned was that they don't want excess weight on their Airmen so I have a new motto for the Air Force:
USAF: No boundaries, no fatties.
Here, have a kick in the penis: