Saturday, February 16, 2008

My Milla shows off her new baby!


I love Milla....and now she has this cute daughter Ever!

I almost forgot


And this is too funny BTW as well.....Kirstie Alley lost her job with Jenny because she just can't lose the weight!!!


actually, it's really sad....maybe Xenu can save her? Or did she eat him too?

Can you believe....


It's been a year since Brit Brit shaved her head and we all wondered WTF and how much worse it was going to get?

Blind Item from Janet Charlton!

Who could this be???

This famous lesbian movie star is successful and very popular but she's afraid to come out of the closet. She has too many conservative fans and bosses who have no idea she's gay. She quietly lives with her girlfriend but once in awhile she can't resist hitting the lesbian clubs. Recently she was seen at a once-a-month after hours sex club for women where anything goes. And it did. Her highly recognizable face was the TALK of the orgiastic femmes.

This made me LOL


from IDLYITW:


Let's face it, the Spears family are inbred retards, and just in case you thought Jamie Lynn got pregnant on accident, sorry. Turns out she's just a whore. A source tells Star:

I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with -- or the last," says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. "There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent." Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. "Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that." Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Blind Item!

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and "escape."


why am I thinkin Xtina?

Happy Luv Day!!!

Here's your Brit fix from ONTD, but what I want to know is, since Brit's father is in charge of her money now, who's he accountable to? What if he spends the rest, who does she sue?

Britney Spears spent $60 million since last year on shopping, vacations, doctors, lawyers, and more, according to the new issue of Life & Style Weekly, out later today.
That's not even counting drugs, moon pies, and Sam Lutfi.

As predicted, Life & Style has been crunching the numbers and found that Spears, once estimated by Forbes to be worth $100 million (making her the 12th richest female entertainer in the world) is now worth a paltry $40 million. The number actually comes from Adam Streisand, an attorney for Spears who declared her worth in court. The mag also catches wind of the rumor we reported earlier this week that the IRS is looking into her finances but comes up with a wacky reason. "They want to find out if she's been ripped off and by whom," and insider tells the mag. Does the IRS provide that kind of service for you? Then again, when's the last year you spent eight figures? (There's only so many times you can go to Sandals.)

The breakdown of spending, by the glossy's numbers, after the jump ...

• Shopping: $192,000 a year

• Monthly clothing budget: $16,000

• Vacations: $1.2 million yearly

• "The paperwork from her divorce from Kevin shows she also blows about $102,000 a month jetting off to places like Hawaii," L&S reports.

• Alimony: $15,000 a month

• Doctors: $86,000 a month

• Health insurance and other medical expenses: $1 million

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Whut?

from ONTD:

Rumors are flying that Demi Moore is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby. The 45-year-old actress and Kutcher, 30, have been married since 2005 and have talked openly about wanting to have a biological child together. Moore has three daughters with ex Bruce Willis.

The pregnancy speculation started when Moore was seen with a slight baby bump like in the photo above, and another instance where she was seen clutching her coat around her. Being bloated or being cold were both ruled out as being far-fetched possibilities.

So is Demi pregnant, or are we being Punk'd?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

*Points & Laughs*

TMZ is LIVE at the Lost Hills Sheriff's Station, where Barron Hilton (Paris' little bro), is expected to be released on $5000 bail any minute! Lil' H was busted for DUI early this morning in Malibu. When he finally gets his first taste of freedom, we'll be there -- LIVE!

So your family has a gazillion bucks and you can't post $20,000 bail. That really blows.

Barron Hilton is rotting away, waiting to get released. Paris won't bail him out, so his friends came to do it. But there's a snag. Barron's buds showed up with $2,000 cash, assuming they only had to pay 10%. They assumed they could take the 10% to the Sheriff and spring their friend, but the Sheriff doesn't provide discounts -- only a bail bondsman will take a William Morris percentage.

So now Barron's buds are off looking for a bail bondsman. Hey Barron, we hear the meatloaf dinners are excellent. Tastes like chicken.

(Barron Hilton walked out of jail at around 5:50 PM PT, covering his head with a jacket. He got into the back of a silver car, which was escorted out by a Sheriff's vehicle.

As we first reported, his sis told him to take a hike when he called her to help bail him out, so his buddies had to call in a bail bondsman.

Families man, they're all the same!)

Sunday, February 10, 2008

And Maybe FedEx is trying to make amends

because if stuff like this....from gossip rocks:

SPOKESMAN QUIT TEAM FEDERLINE OVER BRITNEY ATTACKS

PR guru MICHAEL SANDS quit as the spokesman for KEVIN FEDERLINE's lawyer this week (ends08Feb08) - because he's sick of attacking BRITNEY SPEARS.

Kevin Federline arrives at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 - Marc Jacobs. New York City, USA - 08.02.08

Sands fears attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan has gone too far in his custody battle with Spears - and he felt he could no longer be part of team Federline.

He explains, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Sands urges Los Angeles authorities to put "bipolar Britney" in hospital "for a year" and let her see her kids.

Thanks to Kaplan's efforts, Spears has been stripped of her custody and visitation rights to her kids by Federline.

And he thinks it's time for Spears' ex to "step up to the plate" and stop hiding behind his attorney.

Michael Sands, who severed ties with Mark Vincent Kaplan earlier this week (ends08Feb08), admits he's disturbed about Federline's reluctance to speak publicly about his ex-wife's health issues.

Sands believes Federline is the best parent to govern the former couple's young sons, but the public relations expert would like to see Britney's ex speak out.

He tells America's Life + Style magazine, "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.'

"He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

KFed caves a bit....

from TMZ:

Posted Feb 10th 2008 7:24AM by TMZ Staff

FedEx is extending an olive branch to his estranged ex-wife. While K-Fed is NYC attending fashion shows this weekend, his children are staying with their grandma, Lynn. Showbizspy says Kevin and Lynn get along so well that the white rapper does not mind if she brings the kids to visit Britney. Kevin knows it is important for the popwreck to get some face time with the kids, even if she is currently a little off.