Hey Syclers! Enjoy your weekend!
The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all. Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway. Ha Ha. Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?
The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha) for their rip off scam of a credit card
In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season. Because No1curr. Ha ha.
It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments. You know, like boob jobs
This is worthy of spelling out: Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz
UPDATE: I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.
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a place for dirty laundry, hand washings and delicates....
All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
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Saturday, January 8, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
What's happening , Syclers!
If you ever suspected it, cats are assholes. But cute, furry assholes.
Howard K Stern is a free man. Remember him? He's the guy who used to be with Anna Nicole
and here's a not so blind item for you:
BlindGossip – This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter. She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.
Howard K Stern is a free man. Remember him? He's the guy who used to be with Anna Nicole
and here's a not so blind item for you:
BlindGossip – This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter. She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.
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Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Hey Syclers! It's January 5 2010!
Get ready for the latest edition of $citards on Ice! No really, a new book about the inner workings of $cientology is due out, you'll want to get a copy. Just be sure to pay cash.
Here's a blind item for you:
BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.
Autism/vaccinations study deemed a fake.....suck it Jenny McCarthy
Does Eva Longoria have a new man?
Here's a blind item for you:
BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.
Autism/vaccinations study deemed a fake.....suck it Jenny McCarthy
Does Eva Longoria have a new man?
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Monday, January 3, 2011
Welcome to the New Year, Syclers!
What's going on:
Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have split after being together for 8 years
Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab
and here's a solved blind item for you:
Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have split after being together for 8 years
Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab
and here's a solved blind item for you:
BlindGossip – This actor is in more than a bit of trouble. There’s a reason for his cheating and other bad behavior. It’s the bottle. He’s always had a problem, but now it’s out of control. His wife (who is also a big celebrity) will stand by him as long as he agrees to go to rehab, which we hear will happen soon. The plan is to have him disappear over the holidays when everyone will simply be too busy to notice that he’s gone. Personally, we hope the wife will go with him. Rehab can be so romantic.
SOLVED!
It’s David Arquette! Source: BG and LATimes
David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. You already know that Courteney Cox is his celebrity wife. The mistletoe clue was supposed to lead you to the “Never Been Kissed” and “Kiss & Tell”. Hey, it was the holidays and we just couldn’t come up with a good clue that included the phrase “Eight-Legged Freaks”.
When their split was first announced in October, they released a statement reading , “We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.”
Blah, blah, blah. The statement should have read, “We split up and are limiting David’s visitation to Coco because David is a drunk, he’s making everybody miserable, and he refuses to go rehab.”
So, now you know the real story.
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