what the hell did Courtney Love do??

She not only lost custody of a daughter who in less than a year will be a legal adult, but also got slapped with a restraining order to not be near that daughter! If I had to guess, I would go with C Love hitting the hoss hard.....it would explain her crazy rants on facebook. I can't see any other reason for all this, it has to be drugs and maybe Francis just got sick of it. Hold on, Francis, honey, everyone is rooting for you to do well! It won't be long, dearie. Then you can make your own rules.

from TMZ and Courtney Love's facebook page:

"theres not a whole lot i can do about it. this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears, she should go be a writer or an a...rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it."

It just gets depressing from there, Courtney followed it up by saying:

"i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted."

TMZ also reports that on Jan. 5 there will be a hearing to make the restraining order permanent. Damm.

3 Britney Spears.....The Director's Cut

Have a look, I think this version is much much better than the official.

Fire up the Snark Grill!!

Oral Roberts died, let the jokes begin for those of us who have waited a long long time for this! I'll start things off with a few I found on Fark and Gawker....

Jeesus receives Oral

What about his brother Anal?

I call my porn name as Oral Robutts.

Oral Roberts University is now officially Blow Job U

[insert your joke here]

Today's Tidbits

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick.  Let's explore that a moment.  Mason Dash Disik....Mason Dash Dixon.....Mason - Dixon.  And Mason's middle name is from the Kardashian sisters' store in Miami.  Sweet Jessus with a rifle shootin reindeer.  (TMZ)

Courtney Love lost custody of her 17 year old daughter Francis Bean, with 8 months til Francis has total freedom as a legal adult.  What the hell happened?  Courtney has not had a crazy rant about this on Facebook, like when she posted that Britney Spears' father molested her.  Yet.  (Radaronline)

It seems Kate Hudson and A-Rod split, it just isn't official yet.  Did anyone actually expect this to last?    You might have a very hard life.(PopEater)

Kiefer Sutherland loves Christmas:

Get your popcorn!!

This is gonna be a trip, folks!  Houston elected their first lesbian mayor!

Annise Danette Parker was elected mayor of Houston on Saturday, winning her seventh consecutive city election and becoming both the first contender in a generation to defeat the hand-picked candidate of Houston's business establishment and the first openly gay person to lead a major U.S. city.

Parker, Houston's current city controller who first emerged in the public arena as a gay rights activist in the 1980s, defeated former City Attorney Gene Locke on an austere platform, convincing voters that her financial bona fides and restrained promises would be best suited in trying financial times. Parker, 53, will replace the term-limited Mayor Bill White on Jan. 1.

Her victory capped an unorthodox election season that lacked a strong conservative mayoral contender and saw her coalition of inside-the-Loop Democrats and moderate conservatives, backed by an army of ardent volunteers, win the day over Locke, a former civil rights activist who attempted to unite African-American voters and Republicans.

Parker harkened back to her earliest days of involvement in civic issues, when she served as president of Neartown Association, saying that work gave her the insight she needed as she headed into public office, and especially an understanding of the human repercussion of politics.

“Hear me: The city is on your side,” she said. “I learned about the problems and the needs and hopes of our city at the neighborhood level. I understand what needs to be done to move us forward.”

After introducing her family, including her partner, Kathy Hubbard, their three children and her mother, Kay Parker, she made a post-campaign promise to those who live in Houston.

“I promise to give to citizens an administration of honesty, integrity and transparency,” she said. “The only special interest will be the public. We are in this together. We rise or fall together.”

While some voters acknowledged it was a matter of concern, many saw no problem voting for a gay candidate, especially given Parker's assurances that she did not intend to expand gay rights through her position as mayor.

Ray Hill, the dean of Houston's gay activists, saw victory in more ways than one.

“For me, it means 43 years of hard work has finally paid off,” Hill said. “For Houston, it means we have finally reached the point where being gay cannot be used as a wedge issue to divide the community and prevent us from reaching our aspirations. Annise Parker is not our mayor — she is the city's mayor.”

*Banana Man approves*