Saturday, May 28, 2011

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

What's up Syclers!!!

Darks
Your struggles with life are over. Rest peacefully, Jeff Conway

ARod wants Cameron Diaz to get a boob job....probably so he can ditch her afterwards and laugh his ass off

Lights
Our angelic savior Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is 5 years old today

"Marriage is impersonal"  according to Eva Mendes.  Well it can be if you're whoring around.

Britney Spears wants to get married again and have more babies.....Daddy disagrees

Needs Bleach
Attention whoring from Kim K who does it best.  Her brother has his doubts about any wedding happening

and the party's over in the Netherlands Syclers, from Yahoo! news:


AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – The Dutch government on Friday said it would start banning tourists from buying cannabis from "coffee shops" and impose restrictions on Dutch customers by the end of the year.
The Netherlands is well known for having one of Europe's most liberal soft drug policies that has made its cannabis shops a popular tourist attraction, particularly in Amsterdam.
Backed by the far-right party of anti-immigrant politician Geert Wilders, the coalition government that came into power last year announced plans to curb drug tourism as part of a nationwide program to promote health and fight crime.
"In order to tackle the nuisance and criminality associated with coffee shops and drug trafficking, the open-door policy of coffee shops will end," the Dutch health and justice ministers wrote in a letter to the country's parliament on Friday.
Under the new rules, only Dutch residents will be able to sign up as members of cannabis shops.
Dutch customers will have to sign up for at least a year's membership and each shop would be expected to have only up to 1,500 members, a justice ministry spokesman said.
The policy will roll out in the southern provinces of Limburg, Noord Brabant and Zeeland by the end of the year and the rest of the country next year, the spokesman said.
Amsterdam, home to about 220 coffee shops, is already in the process of closing some in its red light district. Some officials have resisted the measures, saying they will push the soft drug trade underground.
Some Dutch border towns including Maastricht and Terneuzen have already restricted the sale of marijuana to foreigners.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Spin Sycle for Thursday May 26 2011

Are you beating the heat Syclers?  Let's see what's up:

Lights
Kim Kardashian found somebody stupid enough to get in on her attention whoring stunts.  Now comes with cheap ring attachment.  Is Pari$ite jealous?

Jenny McCarthy is still a dumb blonde

Darks
Madonna isn't looking her best and doesn't need you taking her picture, thankyouverymuch

The reclusive Ms. Huguette Clark has passed at 104.  Her story to me, is quite sad.

Needs Bleach
Birtney pulls a stunt like she did with Madonna and people still get pissed.  Lighten up, it's just publicity

Courtney Love is still batshit crazy

Delicates
Crazy Days and Nights writes: "So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out."

Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/59627037.html#comments#ixzz1NPaKYu4M



best guess:  Matthew was born in England and is married to Claudia Schiffer, with whom he has 3 children. His best friend is Guy Ritchie, who was married to Madonna. The creepy guy his wife dated is David Copperfield


Monday, May 23, 2011

Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 24

Did you have a great weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Lights
So Lady Gaga had a threeway? so what?  Who hasn't?

Ashton Kutcher to be on 2 1/2 men for just a year?

Japan has very good taste, bans Russell Brand from entering


Darks
from Panache report:  The media is currently wondering whether Oprah is a scientologist or not-yet they seem to be overlooking M.C. Lyte. It's been rumored that M.C. Lyte has been a discreet Scientologist for several years.  In Related News: Scientologists expect to construct the biggest Scientologist Center (on earth) in Harlem.


Maria Shriver could hit Ahnold in the pocketbook hard if she actually divorces him


Needs Bleach
Ahnold's piece on the side is a self hating Latina

Snoop Dogg to perform at Kate Moss's wedding

Is anybody sick of Taylor Swift yet?

Here's Rihanna's performance with Britney Spears at the Billboard music awards: