Friday, June 16, 2006

Suri Sighting!


Off of Defamer.com:

Defamer has exclusively received what may be the first* documented sighting of the Miracle Baby, the heretofore suspiciously unseen newborn daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Writes an operative:

Tom brought the Miracle Baby over to the Amblin compound a couple of Fridays ago to take pictures of the baby with Steven Spielberg. Tom brought two giant black SUVs, a couple of REALLY large bodyguards, Katie, and the baby. I saw it (the M.B.) only from afar, but it looks like a regular baby.

Despite this reader's claims that the baby seemed of "regular" size from "afar," we're not yet willing to surrender yesterday's theory that a gene-manipulating accident rendered the child indefinitely unfit for a public viewing. It seems far more likely that Cruise and Holmes merely borrowed a "show" baby (there have to be dozens lying around the lab) to take on a visit to Uncle Steven, momentarily leaving his staff to contend with the 50-foot, diaper-soiling Colossus rampaging through his compound.

[*Unless, of course, someone else has already seen the baby and written about the experience previously. In that eventuality, we still claim that we have exclusively written nearly all of the words you see above.]

Whatever, Britney.


Anything for attention, we know.

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Spears' Rep Denies Namibia Birth Report

NEW YORK (AP) - Britney Spears, through her press representative, denied a report Friday that she was considering a Namibian birth for her next baby.

``Not true,'' Spears' New York-based publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said in an e-mail to The Associated Press. Zelnik did not immediately elaborate.

Earlier in the day, Deputy Environment and Tourism Minister Leon Jooste said officials had received an inquiry on behalf of the 24-year-old pop star, who has a 9-month-old son, Sean Preston, with husband Kevin Federline.

``She has shown interest to come over to Namibia,'' Jooste said by telephone from a conference in neighboring South Africa. ``Nothing has been confirmed yet, but there is a definite possibility of that happening.''
Spears, who recently announced she is expecting a second child, has taken a beating in the tabloids, which have questioned her parenting skills. She has been photographed driving with Sean Preston in her lap, and nearly dropped him when she tripped outside a New York City hotel.
In an interview with NBC's ``Dateline'' on Thursday night, Spears said the criticism has crossed the line and that she feels like a ``target.''

``I know I'm a good mom,'' she said.

Spears also said that reports of marital difficulties with Federline are inaccurate.

``He helps me. He has to. I'm (an) emotional wreck right now,'' she said, referring to the fluctuating hormones of her second pregnancy.

Federline, an aspiring rapper, has signed with Five Star Vintage to be the face of the clothing brand's first advertising campaign, the company announced Friday. The campaign was shot in Los Angeles.

He will appear in magazine ads due for release in the September issue of magazines, company spokesman Kenneth Loo told the AP. Five Star Vintage is a division of Blue Marlin Corp.

Spears would probably appreciate some of the peace and privacy that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie enjoyed when their daughter, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, was born last month in the sleepy southwest African nation.
The Namibian government shielded the Hollywood couple from the paparazzi, insisting that visiting journalists obtain permission in writing to cover them.

On the Net:
http://channels.netscape.com/wrap/linker.jsp?ref=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032600/

Who does Katie have to impress now?

What is driving her? Depression?
I guess that's what happens though, when you don't get to see your newborn baby very much. You feel like you have to do something.

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PALS FEAR FOR SLIMMING HOLMES

New mum KATIE HOLMES has sparked fears for her health after shedding an astonishing two stone (12.7 kilograms) since giving birth to baby SURI on 18 April (06).

The actress' strict diet and exercise regime has been slammed by health experts who insist she should be losing weight more leisurely.
But pals of the former DAWSON'S CREEK star reveal she's desperate to regain her pre-pregnancy figure before marrying TOM CRUISE and will keep pushing herself until she's back to her svelte former self.

A friend tells British tabloid the Daily Star, "Katie has embarked on a hardcore fitness regime and does 200 sit-ups a day, combined with two hours of cardio work before pilates.

"She has eaten healthily since giving birth but now her friends are worried she has dropped two dress sizes in too short a period of time.
"She is rushing around all of the time and is on hand for the baby 24 hours a day.

"Her weight is just rapidly falling off. It can't be good and has got to be very stressful." 06/16/06 20:13 courtesy WENN

I thought she was supposed to be so "GOOD"


I hate midget simpson even more now. She's an idiot. "...From boys..."? What are you, in 9th grade? Does that mean you and your little posse o' pussy had big ol' lesbian sex out there?

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SIMPSON GAVE UP ALCOHOL DURING FILM SHOOT

JESSICA SIMPSON used her recent location shoot in New Mexico to purge her body of toxins.

The pop star/actress asked pals to come with her and make sure she stuck to her tee-total tester.

Simpson was shooting EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH and wanted to take the time during the shoot to get healthy.

She explains, "I didn't drink for, like, three months. My friends and I were like, 'OK, we're out of LA, away from everything. Let's cleanse ourselves from boys and Sidekicks (personal organisers) and email.'
"We worked out all the time and drank so much green tea. I'm definitely a lightweight now."
06/16/06 20:13 courtesy WENN

Angelina and her birth experience



Jolie: Birth Experience Was Frightening

NEW YORK (AP) - Angelina Jolie, in her first U.S. interview since the birth of her daughter last month, says the experience was frightening.

``You know, because you're there for the birth, which I wasn't for my first two kids, you're just suddenly terrified that they're not gonna take a first breath,'' the 31-year-old actress says in an interview to air Tuesday on CNN's ``Anderson Cooper 360'' (10 p.m. EDT).

``That was my whole focus. I just wanted to hear her cry.''

Jolie gave birth to Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt on May 27 at a private clinic in the resort town of Walvis Bay in Namibia. The baby, healthy and weighing 7 pounds, was delivered by Caesarean section.

In excerpts of the interview, released exclusively to The Associated Press on Friday, Jolie says Brad Pitt was in the operating room for the delivery.
``He was in the operating room, yeah, yeah,'' she tells Cooper. ``And we had amazing doctors. And everybody was so lovely.''

Jolie and Pitt, 42, have since left Namibia with their newborn daughter and two older children: 16-month-old Zahara, adopted from Ethiopia, and 4-year-old Maddox, adopted from Cambodia.

Both Maddox and Zahara's surnames have been legally changed to Jolie-Pitt after Pitt announced his intention to adopt the children as well.

The actress also acknowledges to Cooper that she gives a third of her income to charity and jokes, ``Yeah, well, I had a stupid income for what I do.''

The Jolie interview will air Tuesday as part of CNN's entire day of programming devoted to World Refugee Day.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Some people just never leave high school.


You knew it had to happen sooner or later. Paris, bitch, please. You've never had your ass beat then handed to you. You wouldn't like it.

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LOHAN AND HILTON CLASH IN BAR

Arch-enemies PARIS HILTON and LINDSAY LOHAN became embroiled in another public argument on Monday (12JUN06), when the hotel heiress accused the teen star of dating her ex-boyfriend.

Lohan has been romantically linked to Greek shipping heir STAVROS NIARCHOS III since he split from the socialite in May (06), but she insists she's single.

Gossip site PageSix.com reports Hilton stormed up to Lohan at New York City hotspot Butter, shouting, "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!"

After listening to a series of insults, Lohan responded, "That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you," before leaving the nightclub.
Lohan's publicist confirms the report, saying, "Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road." 06/15/06 03:43

Is he THAT desperate for $$?


Does EVERYONE now have a sex tape? Honestly.

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SIMPSON CAUGHT UP IN SEX TAPE SCANDAL

OJ SIMPSON is at the centre of a new sex tape controversy following claims from a porn promoter that he caught the American football star-turned-actor in a threesome.

DAVID HANS SCHMIDT is selling the footage he states features THE NAKED GUN star on the Internet, but Simpson insists the guy in the video isn't him.

While Simpson's lawyer YALE GALLANTER confirms Simpson was with ex-girlfriend CHRISTIE PRODY and Playboy model PATTY KUPRYS on the night the video was shot in March 2001, he insists the tape is fake.
The attorney says, "This tape is garbage and we can prove it. OJ wouldn't do anything like this."

But Schmidt, the man behind COLIN FARRELL's recent sex tape controversy, insists, "OJ is welcome to say that's not him on the tape... but there's no question in my mind the real OJ is having sex on this tape." 06/15/06 03:43

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Ah yes, he gets what he deserves.

As any selfish teenager should. Remember this waste of human flesh? The moron who killed his 14-year-old girlfriend's parents? I hope he gets handed around in prison for a pack of cigarettes. There ARE consequences for your actions, so accept the responsibility for them.

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Man Gets Life in Killing of Girl's Parents
By MARK SCOLFORO

LANCASTER, Pa. (AP) - A man who killed his 14-year-old girlfriend's parents last fall and then fled the state with the girl pleaded guilty to murder Wednesday and was sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.

David G. Ludwig, 19, admitted killing Michael F. and Cathryn L. Borden inside their home in Lititz on Nov. 13 following an argument over his relationship with their daughter, Kara Beth Borden.

Ludwig pleaded guilty to two counts of first-degree murder, reckless endangerment, statutory sexual assault and a firearms violation. He told police he shot Michael Borden in the back of the head, a crime witnessed by Kara's sister. Cathryn Borden also was shot in the head.

After making the plea deal, Ludwig was immediately sentenced to two consecutive life sentences for the murder charges, plus 9 1/2 to 19 years on the other charges.

``By your useless and selfish acts, you destroyed and permanently altered the lives of countless people,'' Judge David Ashworth told him.
Lancaster County District Attorney Don Totaro had been seeking the death penalty.

Investigators concluded that Kara Borden joined Ludwig voluntarily but played no role in the shootings.

Ludwig had little to say in court Wednesday, except to answer the judge's questions.

Ludwig and Kara Borden knew each other through a support group for home-schooled students and tried to keep their relationship secret from her parents, who were displeased with their age difference. Prosecutors said the killings occurred after the Bordens confronted Ludwig the morning they discovered he and Kara Borden had been out all night.
A day after the killings, police caught the two in Belleville, Ind., after Ludwig crashed his parents car into a tree during a high-speed chase. Neither was hurt.

Ludwig's attorney James Gratton said Ludwig was concerned about the effect a trial would have on the community, the families and their churches.

He said Ludwig has been tutoring other inmates in prison.

``He retains the potential to do much good in an institutional setting,'' Gratton said.

06/14/06 12:16 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

Maybe she'll grow the hell up while she's at it....


So why didn't she sing on Letterman? Oh yeah, she's not that good live. She needs electronic enhancement.

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HILTON: 'I WANT TO BE ALONE'

Serial dater and socialite PARIS HILTON insists she is through with men and just wants to be by herself.

Hilton appeared on the LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN on Monday (12JUN06) night and insisted she loves being single.
She explains, "I'm single for the first time in my life. I just want to be alone.

"I'm just going out with my sister and my girlfriends. It's cool not having to answer to anyone.

"I've never had time to get to know myself, I always put all of my energy into the man.

"I don't get to spend time on me. I'm just getting to know who I really am, until I can find someone else."

The 25-year-old hotel heiress insists there are no hard feelings between her and former fiance PARIS LATSIS.

She adds, "We're just better as friends. He was a great guy. I just wasn't ready to get married.

"I just want to be single. I love it."
06/14/06 03:49 courtesy WENN

Oh come ON now!


So she ditches Madonna as a mentor...she's going to emulate Angelina now? Does that mean Britney's going to become bi-sexual too? Is Britney totally incapable of thinking for herself at all? Will she be dragging K-Fool along to Namibia? With any luck she'll leave him behind there....maybe he can be eaten by lions.

courtesy chinadaily.com:

Britney Spears going to Namibia to give birth
Updated: 2006-06-14 17:46

Britney Spears has told NBC's Matt Lauer that she will move to Namibia "in the near future" to prepare for the birth of her second child, a daughter who is due in "late September or early November." Breaking down in tears during the interview, which will be broadcast Thursday on the Today show and Friday on Dateline, Ms. Spears said she is "an emotional wreck" right now. She blames the paparazzi and the false tabloids for her fragile state of mind.

During the wide ranging interview, Ms. Spears denied rumors that her husband of twenty-one months, Kevin Federline, is living in their basement. She also said repeatedly that she is a "good mom," despite the fact that she was photographed driving her SUV with her son, Sean Preston, sitting on her lap.

"I did it with my dad," said Ms. Spears. "I'd sit on his lap and I'd drive. We're country."

For some reason, perhaps he was having a Tom Cruise flashback, Mr. Lauer neglected to mention that at the time the incident had occurred, last February, Ms. Spears had said her son was on her lap because she was trying to escape the paparazzi and didn't have time to buckle him in his seat.

Mr. Lauer did ask Ms. Spears why she had chosen Namibia for the birth of her child.
"Kevin has always been a fan of African-American culture," she replied. "I'm sure he'll feel at home there, rapping with all the natives. Besides, there's lots of quiet unpaved roads where Sean Preston and I can go driving."

Ms. Spears also said that Namibia reminds her of California "because it's on the ocean and there's lots of sand. So if Sean Preston fell off his swing and landed on his head, there's less chance he would be hurt and we'd have those snoops from child welfare up our butts all the time."
Finally, said Ms. Spears, "I heard that Namibia has laws that let celebrities say whether or not journalists are allowed in the country. That's so important, even more important than getting the same villa that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had."

In other news, an autopsy conducted at the request of the U.S. military revealed that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had been dead "at least five minutes" before "a few overenthusiastic soldiers" began stomping on his chest and taunting him. (source:pugbus.com)

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

WHERE ARE THE SURI PICTURES???


Is the kid retarded? Deformed? Why have we not seen her yet??? And Tom has followed in the footsteps of...so many other stars!

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CRUISE CONGRATULATES 'COPYCAT' PITT

Hollywood star TOM CRUISE has sent a congratulations card to fellow new dad BRAD PITT - branding him a copycat.

Cruise, who appeared alongside Pitt in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, has playfully accused the parent of SHILOH NOUVEL of starting a family so he can keep up with his former co-star's new life with KATIE HOLMES and daughter SURI.

He writes, "Congratulations! You're doing a fine job following in my footsteps!"

Cruise also sent the two-week-old a stuffed toy.

Suri was born in April (06). 06/13/06 03:54 off of AP news

Now this is REALLY Funny!


Wasn't ol' Mel gonna buy a private island with all that moolah he made off of passion? What happened to that plan? I'm soooo over him.

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GIBSON SELLS MANSION BECAUSE OF SPEARS

MEL GIBSON is selling his Malibu, California, mansion because he is sick of the commotion neighbour BRITNEY SPEARS causes, according to media reports.

The PASSION OF THE CHRIST star lives next door to Spears in a gated community and has put his $18 million (GBP10 million) mansion on the market to get away from the beleaguered pop star.

The TOXIC singer has been visited by police and family services this year (06), and also has a steady stream of fans and paparazzi following her every move.

A source tells Australian newspaper the Sydney Daily Telegraph, "People are always hanging around outside the gates and he is worried his kids might get hurt."

Gibson, his wife ROBYN and their seven children are moving to a new home set on a ranch in the foothills of the Santa Monica Mountains.
The new location is reportedly closer to the $3.7 million (GBP2 million) Catholic church he has built. 06/13/06 03:54 courtesy WENN

The New Drama



RICHARDS GETS HAPPY AMONG ALL THE CONTROVERSY

Former BOND girl DENISE RICHARDS has opened up about her split from CHARLIE SHEEN, and subsequent romance with BON JOVI star RICHIE SAMBORA, insisting she's sick of making other people happy.
The actress split from Sheen earlier this year (06) after a trial separation in 2005 brought the couple briefly back together at Christmas (DEC05).
Divorce proceedings took a nasty turn when papers filed by Richards, documenting Sheen's alleged porn and drug problems, became public.
She then became the target of paparazzi when she started romancing guitarist Sambora, the estranged husband of Richards' pal HEATHER LOCKLEAR.

But the WILD THINGS star insists all the controversy is worth it - because her new life is making her happier.

The mum of two says, "I was always a people pleaser and I just finally got to the point in my life - after having my daughters, and going through a really ugly divorce... my mother (being) sick with cancer - where life is so short and I just want to be happy." 06/13/06 03:54 courtesy WENN