Saturday, January 20, 2007

*WARNING* Stream of conciousness ahead!

Out of boredom or sometime urge to write, I post the thoughts in my head....which usually turn out to be utter babblings on my part. I love to write, I probably should have gotten my degree in journalism...except that I'd be one of the many thousands of the same and in the same spot I'm in today working in a completely unrelated field. Also, I usually find my own writing to be extremely uninteresting so I can hardly imagine subjecting others to my ramblings. I have found so many others to much more masterful with a turn of phrase.

So what was my point? Did I even have one when I began this and now it has faded off with the seconds it took me to type out the above? Well, in my years of life that I have thus far experienced, I have found a few things constant and true:

You can always count on people to disappoint you. But if you expect little to nothing, then you can't be too disappointed! While this may sound terribly pessimistic, what this should lead you to is a deeper gratification of when someone does come through, a greater appreciation of humanity as a whole and a little less criticism of your own self. We are only human and you can only do what you can. Perfection is very overrated at any rate.

Most people spend most of their time lying to themselves. Think about it...they lie to themselves about their weight, that they will go to the gym, do better on their diets...about getting an education for a better job. These are things that look good on paper to them and maybe really sincerely believe that one day they will do these things but really, it's all a lie that should just be let go of to die. Most people will never do what they build up in their minds. If it were true, they would simply do them instead of making long-winded speeches and excuses. Reality is a bitch but it's worse to lie to yourself, it makes you lie to everyone else when you may as well face what is right in front of you. Then you can really take true action and feel much better about yourself.

Getting older sucks and it's a terrible thing to watch people you love fall to the ravages of becoming elderly and frail. You have to stop and think about your own mortality and what you really want out of life. You can't help but wonder if these are the same things that you are destined to, to lose your mind, to lose touch with the world around you. Can you avoid it or put it off? Is there something you can do or take to keep from being a victim of time yourself? One day we may have all the answers to this....I honestly don't know. All I know that I can do is enjoy while I still can and try to take care of me. That's it.

That's all that I really have out of life at this point, these are the few offerings of my observations and experiences that I can give. Sorry if it seems disappointing or rambling. Actually, I'm not. I now need to go wash some laundry and the haircoloring out. I don't have to look my age, after all.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Somehow....


I just figured that James Brown didn't really have anything...and this last woman he was with isn't going to get jack form the courts....she'd be lucky to get any support for her child, if it is proven that the child is James Brown's.....I think she should let the rest of the vultures fight over the few scraps he left and walk away. This could be the best thing that ever happened to her. She was a backup singer once and she could do it again. She should have never depended on someone else to take care of her. Probate suckz.

How long do you think it will be before this crap shows up on Ebay?

Off of TMZ.com:

TMZ has obtained a copy of James Brown's will, and it reads like the will of a guy who didn't have much -- other than knickknacks.The will, which begins by noting that Brown is also known as "The Godfather of Soul," leaves his six children "furniture, appliances, furnishings, pictures, silverware, china, glass, books, jewelry, wearing apparel, boats, automobiles, and other vehicles..."

The document, signed in 2000, does not mention how much cold hard cash the estate is worth.Brown did not include his partner, Tomi Rae Hynie or their 5-year-old child. Hynie is expected to contest the will and could end up inheriting 1/3 of the estate.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Go Posh?


Did I really write that? Anyway...off of ONTD:

All is chummy between Tom Cruise's family and the Beckham clan....so long as filthy money does not figure in between.
Tom is reportedly trying to recruit the Beckhams to the Scientology cult but Victoria has told him: "Hands off our cash!"
The whacky Hollywood megastar is obsessed with the religion and believes David would benefit from joining. But Victoria put her foot down — mostly because members have to make huge, regular cash donations.
A source tells The Sun: "Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money."
Wow -- could it be? Something actually likeable about Posh? Gee, maybe L.A. really is having a change on her after all!

Lindsay Lohan in rehab!!!

Yeah, it's a headline. Is it worth a headline? Probably not.
According to CNN today, Blohan has entered rehab. Will she take it seriously? I doubt it. Great PR move for all the shit happening with her in gossip? You bet. At least this looks better then lameass AA meetings and will keep her attractive for studios to use, at least for a little while longer. Til she fucks up again.


Good luck, Lindsay.

Monday, January 15, 2007

*Frowny Face*

Sorry for not posting recently, it's pretty much just outright laziness on my part....and for the past few days there hasn't been much interesting gossip. I am certain this shall change shortly. I also refuse to post anything about RoboTits Posh and her vocally challenged hubby. Dammit, I just did. Anyhooo...I hope this pic will make up for it until I can find gossip worth posting.

Oh yeah...on the Gossip Rocks forum there is a mad rumor that Blohan went in the hospital this last time for herpes. How did she keep from getting it this long?

In any case, enjoy this vid of Little Kitty Foo Foo talking as well as the internet debut of my feet: