At last!

Sooo happy....will be sooo happy when she gets tossed into jail....Blohan turned herself in! Already working the angle of tryin to be responsible and all that crap already!

That is all.

I LOVE JON LOVITZ!!!!

ANDY DICK GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY THE LYING CRITIC!!!! (You remember the Critic and the Liar off of SNL, don't you?)

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July 17, 2007 -- IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.

And off the Good Ol' NY Post...

July 18, 2007 -- WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night . . . *C'mon, you can guess it!!!*

WHICH too-good-to-be-real Hollywood leading man and his hard-bodied wife deserve Oscars for their portrayal of a perfect marriage? They both have secret lives with members of the same sex. *harder, but what do you think?*

This is so disgusting....

off of Splash news. Srsly, I want to throw up each time I hear about it:

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick aka “Ron Mexico” has been indicted on charges he sponsored a dog fighting ring on the property of a home he owns in Virginia.

The charges allege that the operation called “Bad Newz Kennels” was so gruesome that losing dogs either died in the pit or sometimes were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot. Vick is slated to appear in court on July 26th and if convicted could face up to six years in prison, $350,000 in fines and restitution

As it should be dogfighting is illegal in all 50 states in America. I can’t even begin to describe how disgusting this story is - Vick if proven guilty should not only be given the maximum possible sentence for this heinous crime that but he should never be allowed to play football again.

People who fight dogs are on the same level with kid touchers as far as I am concerned.

When Lesbians Attack!!!

off of TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan gal pal Samantha Ronson is suing Perez Hilton and Sunset Photo and News Agency for libel -- to the tune of $20 million!

According to the Daily News, the Sapphic celebrity DJ is miffed that both sites claimed she was making money by tipping off paparazzi on special friend Lohan. She's also taking issue with both sites' reports that Ronson was responsible for the cocaine found in LiLo's car the night of her most recent crash.

Neither Perez nor Sunset have publicly responded to the claims.

and this from Out Zone:

A former bodyguard of star-crossed starlet Lindsay Lohan has spoken out about her post-party lesbian trysts. According to Lee Weaver, a former protector of the troubled redhead who quit when her wild ways became too much for him to bear, Lindsay had a real penchant for girls over the last two years.

“She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills. I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.”

*so that's a former bodyguard selling her out but how did this get leaked?*

PR-Inside.com caught wind of the story that the MySpace page for fully rehabbed Lindsay was hacked into, revealing a lesbian love message.

Lohan was said to be using the popular site to keep in touch with friends during her stint at the Promises rehab centre in Malibu. Allegedly, she also used the page to declare her love for her long though romantic interest DJ Samantha Ronson.

“Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. I want to marry you and have children with you.” To which Ronson is purported to have replied, “Go to bed babe. I love you Lindsay Ronson.”