Saturday, March 27, 2010

1st Legal Male Ho quits

Frankly, I wouldn't touch him with Beyonce's pussy. He shoulda just serviced the gheys. From gawker.com:

Apparently no one would hire him. "Markus" had fewer than 10 clients, ever, which means the New York Post provided over 10 percent of his customers. Between this guy and Ashley Dupre, the Post really is an employer of hos.

America's First Legal Male Hooker Quits Job

Thursday, March 25, 2010

I'm Awesome by SPOSE

get on this bandwagon! He's awesome!! I dedicate this to.....me. The swagger of a cripple!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Chris Evans is Captain America

from Hollywood Wiretap:


Chris Evans has finally been selected to don the star-spangled superhero suit for "Captain America." After weeks of reports flying back and forth as to potential candidates, Marvel made an offer that Evans accepted last week. The deal, reports Variety, calls for the actor to star in at least three "Captain America" movies.
"The First Avenger: Captain America" is set to open on July 22, 2011. Paramount will distribute.
Evans would also reprise the role in "The Avengers," which will unite Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and the Incredible Hulk (Edward Norton) in one pic, notes Variety. That film is set for May 4, 2012.
Joe Johnston will direct "Captain America" from a script by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.
*Ed Norton? Really?  They're really gonna run with that?  That would totally kill it for me....I hate Ed Norton, whiny bitch....and I really hate the Incredible Hulk.  Damm.  Might be a dealbreaker.*

Monday, March 22, 2010

At Last!

Sacha and Isla got married!! from yahoo news:

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have quietly wed, according to Womans Day in Australia.

Cohen, 39, and Fisher, 34, who've been engaged for two years, said "I do" in front of a few close relatives in a private traditional Jewish ceremony in Paris last Monday.

"We did it we're married!" Fisher wrote in an email to friends the following day. "It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.

She added that their relationship works, despite the fact that it's unconventional.

Sacha and Isla

"Instead of 'Hey, honey, did you pick up the dry cleaning?,' it was 'Did you get beaten up? Are you getting sued? Is there a warrant out for your arrest?' " she said of Cohen who, at the time, headlined the controversial comedy, Borat.

Want for Georgey.

If he ever gets on the roof again that is (he hasn't).