Saturday, August 25, 2007

Orlando Bloom's Japanese hair ad



Enjoy!!!

Don't worry, I'm not Done!!!


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Britney fleeing with her kids?


off of ONTD:

The 'Toxic' singer - who is currently battling ex-husband Kevin Federline to be the primary carer of 23-month-old Sean Preston and Jayden James, 11 months - wants to move to London and begin a new life with the boys.

However, Britney knows she won't be able to take them out of the country without Kevin's permission so she is planning a dramatic TV disappearing act. The troubled star wants to vanish in a spectacular stunt at the end of her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas and re-appear in London.

She hopes the Houdini-style act will confuse everyone, including Kevin, and give her the time she needs to fly to the UK.

The trick, which is due to happen next month, has been arranged by Britney's reported new love interest, magician Criss Angel, and the pair spent two nights last week perfecting the move.A source told America's OK! magazine, "She thinks her only hope is to move to London and start afresh. She wants those boys more than anything in the world and it's heart-breaking."

Despite her attempts to keep Sean and Jayden, Kevin will still be able to claim the children from the UK due to the Hague Convention, which allows parents to seek the return of, or access to, their child.

US divorce lawyer Raoul Felder said, "You can run, but you can't hide. If you go to most foreign countries you come under the Hague Convention."There would be a hearing in London and he would award the father the children."

Britney and Kevin's divorce was finalized last month and they were awarded joint custody of the boys.However, Kevin is now seeking full custody saying Britney - who recently spent time in rehab for alcoholism and alleged post-natal depression - is unfit to care for the children.

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ok, there are better places and ways to vanish with the kids but she'd have to stay vahished. But it does make sense about her talking to Criss Angel (douchebag)...but what wuold he know? My suggestion is for her to go to Dubai, ain't nobody gonna mess with here there, she could be happy and could'nt be touched....or hit that large ship ResidenSea, where ppl live in mulitmillion dollar splendor on a ship that cruises around the world going from port to port. Totally private!
One more question....what about the two kids FederSlime had with Char? Why isn't he pursuing total custody of them or were they just practice kids? Douchebag wants $$$.

82 minutes in the pen


*yawn* but I felt obligated to do the Nicole Richie bit....but she does look better with a little weight on her, even if it is pregs weight!


No, No, no to rehab again

Click on the headline to see the pics of Amy Winehouse and her slacker husband leaving rehab. I hear they were thrown out after having screaming arguements. The pics say a lot, I'm not even sure if that many places were willing to show them. They are pretty shocking. Amy's gonna die.

Do you think they even remember beating the shit out of each other?

courtesy of crazy Days & Nights

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Just a couple quickies....

off of crazy days & nights:

Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sleep in separate bedrooms? Well, it's true, at least according to Star Magazine. I know that probably doesn't come as too big of a shock if you really stop and think about it. What comes as a shock to me though is that Katie decorated her room in pastels with lots of stuffed animals and a miniature horse carousel which she rides when she's sad. I wonder how many engines have been burned out on that thing.

#1 This married, used to be a part of something good, singer has been telling his celebrity wife that he's been working on a new album. In reality what he's been working on has a d**k between his legs even though he promised his wife he was done with that sort of thing.

*poor gwen!*

SRSLY...I am so sorry for not posting!!! Last week at work was from hell, I have never left my work to go home and then gone to my car, sat down and cried because I was soo stressed! I love my job, don't get me wrong....it keeps me challenged and i'm never sure day to day what will happen, it's not quite a set schedule, which i like!! but last week, THE STRESS!!!! Even my boss wandered around wondering out loud what the hell was up with last week! So...I have not abandoned or bailed by any means, I dearly love you all!!!! *kisses!*

WHAT!!??!!!

off of foxnews:

There is a "strong possibility" the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office will not file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests, law enforcement sources told TMZ.com.

Charges may be filed Wednesday, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies, TMZ reported. The D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with Lohan's DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills, the site said.

As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge Lohan with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either, sources told TMZ.

Lohan, 21, was arrested for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence and with a suspended license and felony cocaine possession after last month's pre-dawn chase that ended in Santa Monica.

The starlet is currently a patient at the posh Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah.

Lohan was also arrested May 26 on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing her car into a curb on Sunset Boulevard.

Her arraignment is set for Friday.