Guurrrl you in trouble....

Is Andy Dick drinking again? Dr. drew shall not be pleased.  From TMZ.com:

Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia this morning on two counts felony counts of sexual abuse in the first degree.


Dick was taken to the Western Regional Jail in Barboursville, where he was eventually released this afternoon. His bail was set at $60,000 (30k for each charge). We're told the owner of the Funny Bone, where Dick performed last night, posted the bail.

Dick faces 1-5 years in prison if convicted.

According to the criminal complaint, Dick was talking to a guy when he "unexpectedly and without invitation grabbed the victim's crotch, repeatedly groping then kissing him."

Also in the complaint, a security guard at the bar says that Andy Dick "grabbed his crotch and began laughing" when the guard tried to give him an armband.

A press release from the Huntington Police Department says: "Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims' genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree."


Dick is currently on probation over an incident at a chicken joint, where he was arrested for sexual assault. He copped a plea to battery in 2008.

For Ur LOLS

New Gorillaz album!

from digital spy:

Gorillaz have announced details of their upcoming third LPPlastic Beach, which is due for release on March 8.

The animated band's creators Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett told NME that the album is now complete and will feature collaborations with the likes of Lou Reed, Mos Def, Mark E Smith, Snoop Dogg, Bobby Womack, De La Soul and Super Furry Animals frontman Gruff Rhys.

The Clash duo Mick Jones and Paul Simonon will also feature on the record's title track.

"Leeching is the wrong word now, isn't it?" said bassist Murdoc Niccals of the record's guest appearances.

"It's not like I've drawn blood or anything. No, I think the word 'coerced' sings the deal a little better. Although, yes, the coercion did come via chloroform and rohypnol."

Plastic Beach's full tracklisting is as follows:

• 'Orchestral Intro'
• 'Welcome To The World Of The Plastic Beach' (feat. Snoop Dogg)
• 'White Flag (feat. Kano & Bashy)
• 'Rhinestone Eyes'
• 'Stylo' (feat. Bobby Womack and Mos Def)
• 'Superfast Jellyfish' (feat. Gruff Rhys and De La Soul)
• 'Empire Ants' (feat. Little Dragon)
• 'Glitter Freeze' (feat. Mark E Smith)
• 'Some Kind Of Nature' (feat. Lou Reed)
• 'On Melancholy Hill'
• 'Broken'
• 'Sweepstakes' (feat. Mos Def & Hypnotic Brass Ensemble)
• 'Plastic Beach' (feat. Mick Jones & Paul Simonon)
• 'To Binge' (feat. Little Dragon)
• 'Cloud Of Unknowing' (feat. Bobby Womack)
• 'Pirate Jet'

Teen Mom Post!

Farrah is really annoying....but to the point her mother beat her?  wow....from TMZ:

The mother of one of the stars of MTV's "Teen Mom" was charged with domestic assault today, after she allegedly choked and hit her daughter last weekend.

Court officials tell TMZ Debra Danielson -- the mother of 18-year-old "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham -- was charged this morning in Pottawattamie County court in Iowa ... and is due back in court on February 26 for a preliminary hearing. We're told Debra did not enter a plea today.

According to the Council Bluffs Police Department, Farrah accused Debra of choking her and hitting her on Saturday after a verbal argument erupted between the two over childcare issues and other problems.

When cops arrived at their home, they arrested Debra after observing multiple cuts on the right side of Farrah's lips.

UPDATE: According to Debra's attorney, she's going to plead not guilty.

It's OMG Sunday

Kim Kardashian thinks everyone wants to marry her. Everyone but Reggie, honey!

Tila T the craaaazy claims she is pregnant.  Scary thought:  what if she isn't lying? *shudder*

Dexter's having cancer treatment but all is going well.

Easy Rider Dennis Hopper is dying of cancer and wants to divorce his wife.