Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

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Sister Wives' children never learned how to dress themselves


BlindGossip – The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use  words like “promiscuous”, “liar”, “alcohol”, “drugs”, “tattoo” and “golddigger” in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words “committed”, “united”, “devoted”, “happy”, and “generous” (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice.

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It’s Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore! Source: BG

Please note that this item is from September 2010 – a full year ago. Nothing has changed since then. Ashton is still cheating. Except this time he’s going to have a tougher time discrediting the woman/women (yes, you’ll be hearing about more than one) making the allegations.

On Thursday, Kutcher finally broke his silence – sort of – when he tweeted a link to his Spotify account. His current jam? Public Enemy’s song “Don’t Believe the Hype.” Kutcher let the song title speak for itself and did not add any additional commentary.

Well, you should definitely believe the hype. All of it. Ashton Kutcher is cheating dog. Always has been. However, this time, he won’t have Demi Moore backing him up with tweets of love and solidarity and distracting bikini photos.  And he’s going to have a much tougher time convincing people that the girls with whom he had affairs are the golddigging liars and that he is the devoted husband and victim.

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Spin Sycle for Wednesday September 28 2011

What's up Syclers?  Here's a chance for you to tell me what you think!  Gossip is a bit slow these days so tell me in the comments....what would you like to see on the site?

North Ireland farmer tells Rihanna to cover it up!

Are Demi and Ashton in trouble?  or is it a big PR stunt since Ashton started two and a Half Men?

And Jessica Simpson has played the only card she has left to pull from her tired deck:
[BlindGossip] This female star has certainly had her ups and downs. Her career has gone up and down and has expanded over more than one creative medium. She has dated at least three or four famous guys, has been married to and divorced from another celebrity, and is a tabloid staple. Depending on who you talk to and which day it is, she is either gorgeous or ugly. Well, we know one thing for sure: she is pregnant! She is seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it will be good for people to know that she “has a baby on board, rather than a burrito on board.” Both she and her partner are very happy about the pregnancy. Oh, and they will be getting married, although the wedding will now happen after the baby is born.

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It’s Jessica Simpson! Source: BG and Everywhere

and a Blind item for you (easy):

[BlindGossip] The kids of this celebrity couple are not handling the upcoming divorce too well. One is angry and getting into fights at school. Another is crying every day and begging the couple to stay together.  Another is in total denial and keeps cheerfully insisting to friends and relatives that the rumors are all lies and that the marriage is fine. Now that’s an actor in the making! We wonder if they know that Mommy and Daddy have been bearding for each other from the beginning.