Ashlee Simpson Should Keep Her Yap Shut

But since she can't, let's all make fun of her stupidness! from just jared:

Ashlee Simpson just took to her blog to debunk some ridiculous rumors and to talk about how much she loves being pregnant. Here’s what she wrote:

“Today I read on a blog that I went to the doctor and he said I was overweight and I cried and went to Planet Blue (because I was blue) and bought 6 pair of size 0 jeans. Now it is ridiculous to read such nonsense about oneself so I thought I would address this one…

1. My doctor says I am right on target with my weight gain
2. Have not been to Planet Blue in at least two years
3. Love my maternity jeans ..they have stretchy tops it is awesome!
4. My closet full of size 0’s are being worn by [husband Pete Wentz] right now and he looks hot in them :)

So now that I have cleared that up let me tell you…carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life. My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about. I am only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. People who talk and judge pregnant women’s weight need to get a life!!!

Peace and Love, Ashlee“

*Pete wears her size 0's? O_o

Gay.*

Blind Items!!!

from CDAN and these are fun!!

#1 - So what do you do if you are a C list actor from film and television with B+ name list recognition. You have been through several marriages, one of them extremely high profile, and have suffered through battles with drugs and alcohol and are apparently losing them again. Why, you go on sets and badger co-stars, former co-stars and others to buy Amway or whatever the hell they are calling themselves now. Our actor specializes in victimizing people with bit parts who don't want to upset him and possibly get fired so invariably buy things.

#2 & 3 - Some new information about one of the bigger breakups of the year. It was an A list actor and a wannabe. Apparently the A list actor found out that the wannabe had stopped taking birth control. He found this out when she told him she might be pregnant. Apparently he felt that her purposefully not taking the pill in order to get pregnant violated a rule and showed her the curb.

#4 - This A list actor who had some serious health and emotional issues last year, but was allegedly on the straight and narrow either doesn't care or had a huge slip over the weekend. At the same party that brought us two blinds from yesterday, our actor managed to consume almost an entire bottle of vodka all by himself. Sweet and very quiet was how the spy described him.

Umm, Whut?

David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6

Source: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20222358,00.html

Katie, we need to talk.

I realize accidents happen and shit goes on, hell, I tripped and fell ass backwards into my then-glass coffee table. Now it's wood. But srsly, when shit happens and ppl see bruising, they talk. You know better. You should be slapped for encouraging media and gossip speculation. Why didn't you wear tights or those gawd-awful jeans you have? Are you stupid? Why fuel the machine?

I give you photographic evidence from the Daily Mail:

FUNNY as HALE!!

If you think Matthew McConaughey is a character, wait until you meet his mom.

In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew’s conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her!“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened."I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

The mother — who tells Us, “I would love to be on Oprah!” — also says that her most famous son, 38, was a happy accident.

It was just after she’d married Matthew’s dad for the third time.“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?’” she says. “That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”

from ONTD. Personally, I love his mom!

For Ur LoLz!

And in other news....

Jamie Lynn is still a dumbass, Britney tries to help her. From ONTD:

Britney Spears is allegedly trying to convince her younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears to move in with her. Sources say the pop star has been trying to persuade Jamie Lynn to move to Los Angeles ever since the 17-year-old fell pregnant.

After hearing allegations that Jamie Lynn’s fiancé Casey Aldridge cheated with a woman named Kelli Dawson, the 26-year-old allegedly offered to fly Jamie Lynn and baby Maddie to L.A. in a private jet.

“Brit has assured Jamie Lynn that she’ll build a nursery for Maddie – even promising that when she buys her new place, it will have a special wing for them,” a source claims.

Meanwhile, sources claims Jamie Lynn has moved out of her Mississippi home where she lived with Aldridge and moved in with mother Lynne Spears.

Cha-Ching!

That's the sound that Charlie Sheen's wife's vagina made when they found out she was pregnant. Mission accomplished! She had been leaving her pee sticks around for the world to find and finally, all the effort took. Well, I guess that's all she has left, anyway, is to get pregnant. From foxnews.com:

The actor is expecting a child with wife Brooke Mueller, Sheen announced Monday in a statement.

"Brooke and I are thrilled!" the star of the CBS hit "Two and a Half Men" wrote. "She's the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she'll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us."

Sheen has three daughters: 25-year-old Cassandra Jade Estevez, whose mother is Sheen's former girlfriend Paula Profit, and two girls with ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen and Richards are still embroiled in a bitter custody battle over 3-year-old Sam and 2-year-old Lola.

Sheen and Mueller, a real estate investor, tied the knot in late May.