Thursday, September 20, 2007

Kind of sux doesn't it?


When stuff comes back to bite you in the ass, huh Becks? Wait, Becks stuck his dick in that ugly hooker? Gads! and Posh has a pig nose!

off of Hollywood Scoop:

David and Victoria Beckham may be the picture of perfection now, but back in 2004 David's naughty affair with the nanny made international headlines. Looks like scandal is about to find the Beckham's again.

Rebecca Loos, the nanny that David porked is planning on moving to LA in attempt to launch her acting career. Typical right? David's wifey Victoria Beckham is said to be furious about the news.

A source to Posh told Britain's Star magazine: "Rebecca going to Los Angeles is Victoria's worst nightmare." The source continued, "One of the reasons the Beckham's moved there in the first place is because David felt like he owed Victoria after the whole Rebecca scandal. The fact that the past is coming back to haunt them will devastate Victoria.

WTF...

is up with Beyonce's face...hairline......what the hell is that? Is she wearing a mask so we don't see the alien trying to crawl out of her head? Maybe she's really a Klingon?


Thank you, Captain Obvious!

from handbag gossip:

Beckhams are 'overrated'

David and Victoria Beckham have been voted the world's most overrated couple, according to a new magazine poll

'Radar' magazine's Overrated 100 list is 'a scientific survey of the world's most over-hyped people, places and things', the publication claims.

The magazine's readers dubbed Los Angeles Galaxy player David an 'overpaid soccer star' while his fashion-loving Spice Girl wife was branded simply a 'pointless collection of body parts'.
Other celebrities to join the Beckhams on the list included American chat-show host Oprah Winfrey, Hollywood heart-throb Brad Pitt and U2 frontman Bono.

Some of the world's other most overrated things, according to the list, are Botox, Pilates and cocaine.

The news comes as it was also reported that sales of the Beckhams' new his and hers fragrances, Intimately Beckham Night, have flopped in the States despite a high-profile, expensive advertising campaign.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Ew, There's gonna be a Skeletor Jr....

off of Handbag Gossip:

Lopez pregnancy confirmed

A source has confirmed that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with her first child.

The 38-year-old singer's long wait for a baby may finally be over as American publication In Touch Weekly claimed that Jennifer and her husband Marc Anthony found out they were expecting a child together after visiting Beverly Hills fertility specialist Dr Robert Katz.

Jennifer reportedly had an ultrasound performed in a New York office on September 12th.
'The test calculated that she was about 12 weeks pregnant,' an insider told the publication.

Moreover, Jennifer's little bundle of joy could turn out to be double trouble, as she may be expecting twins.

'The way the foetus is lying made it difficult for the doctor to tell if there was more than one baby in there,' the source added.

Marc and Jennifer have been trying for a baby for two years, but Jennifer has had good practice at being a parent from being stepmother to Marc's three children from previous relationships.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Look at his wrist


You can see a scar of a suicide attempt....you know what this means? He didn't mean it. If he did, he would have cut longways up the arm. Owen needs a hug.








how....

fucked up, gay, retarded can this whole thing get?


off of msnbc.com:


No evidence of hit on Kevin Federline

‘There is no current investigation,’ says LAPD spokesperson

Hit placed on Kevin Federline? Sept. 17: Investigators are reportedly looking into an alleged hit placed on Kevin Federline's life. MSNBC's Monica Novotny and legal analyst Susan Filan discuss the Britney Spears child custody case.

Police investigated a possible threat against Kevin Federline earlier this year, but closed the case because of insufficient evidence, authorities said Monday.

The Los Angeles Police Department probed the allegations in June, but later determined there was not enough information to keep the investigation active, LAPD spokeswoman Norma Eisenman said.

“There is no current investigation,” Eisenman said.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

WTF is Posh wearing?


I'm at a loss for words!!! Does the bitch do this on purpose? To confuse us? Too much Cooz juice maybe?