Saturday, March 29, 2008

JUST IN!!!!

EPIC!! from OK! magazine!

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Even though Brad Pitt famously once said that he would get married again when everyone in the United States could also do so, the rumor mill has gone into overdrive this evening with reports that the Fight Club star has said "I do" to gal pal, and mother of his children, Angelina Jolie in a ceremony in New Orleans.

When reached for comment on the rumors, Brad's rep would only say to OK! that she had "no idea" if they were true or not.

If Brangelina, who are expecting at least one more child this summer to add to their already sizeable brood, did indeed tie the knot, it would be the second go-around with wedded bliss for Brad, whose marriage to Jennifer Aniston notoriously dissolved right around the same time he met Angelina.

This would be the third trip down the aisle for the Oscar-winning actress, who had previously been wed to actors Johnny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton, which means this would mark the first time that Angelina married someone without three names.

Stay tuned to OK! as this story develops.

Her Madgesty is not pleased

from 3am girls:

Queen of Pop Madonna is furious that an American radio edit of her new single has been cut by a quarter.

Madge's song, Four Minutes To Save The World, was slashed to barely three minutes, which, she fumes: "It wasn't my idea! That's not enough time to save the world."

Sounds like M, as pals call her, is confusing herself with her Bond namesake..

*did I mention my hot yummy dream that I had about Justin Timberlake?*

Is United Artists doing that badly?





March 28, 2008 -- TOM Cruise and Sumner Redstone are settling their differences and getting ready to work together again. Redstone, the cantankerous head of Viacom and CBS, fired Cruise two years ago after Cruise jumped on Oprah Winfrey's couch to demonstrate his love for Katie Holmes and then went on "Today" to promote "Mission: Impossible III," but instead went on a tirade against prescription drugs. But the two had lunch yesterday at the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel, one of LA's most public places for a rapprochement. "Tom is missing Paramount. He needs a hit," explained one Angeleno.

ALL FORGIVEN? - New York Post

Carrying Brad Pitt's twins not so hot!

from A Socialite's Life:

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

For those of you who have been living in the Mariana Trench, Brad Pitt has impregnated his shadowy mistress Angelina Jolie with twins. This pregnancy isn't going as well as Shiloh's did. Angie is suffering from "edema or swelling, gestational diabetes, fatigue and relentless nausea." Ugh.

"Angie has gestational diabetes," a source says. "She found out about a month ago and has been trying to keep it under wraps. She's been seeing a nutritionist about it -- frequently."

Angelina isn't known for being a hearty eater. After her mom Marcheline Bertrand died last year, Angelina's weight went down to 98 lbs. You hang onto those incredibly expensive babies now, Angie! She's also all kinds of swollen.

"Her feet are so swollen that her shoes have gone up a half size at least. She's constantly tired," says the source. "She's sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak."

Caption this pic!!!

She just didn't want to show her tampon



Jessica Simpson arriving on a dinner date with Eva Longoria

*say what?*

Did Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo secretly get hitched? According to Jess’ mother Tina Simpson they did!

When photogs asked Tina when her daughter was planning on marrying Romo, she laughed and responded, “Jessica is already married to Tony. What are you talking about?”

Jessica later added, “Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!”


Pop Fiction done already?

you know, you can only fool ppl, especially the paps, for so long before they catch on....and it seems Ashton K. already shot his best wad. from Janet Charlton's:

To Ashton Kutcher's dismay, no one was fooled by Audrina Patridge's contrived visit to the Black Wave tattoo shop. To his credit, Ashton did manage to get another publicity hungry celebrity to cooperate for his Pop Fiction show. (He sets up photo ops and hopes gossip mags or websites will jump to conclusions)

A mob of paparazzi followed Audrina to the tattoo parlor and she emerged with an arm full of Asian lettering which will no doubt wash off in the next few days. This time the paparazzi guessed right away it was a set-up, but the photos are fun, anyway. With nobody falling for his lame stunts, what will happen to Pop Fiction?

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Hulk Hogan Drama Gets Worse!

Forget that he had an affair with his daughter's best friend, he's about to get sued! Clearwater? the Cof$ is after him? Hulk doesn't know best!

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Hulk Hogan is being sued by the man who was critically injured in a car crash involving the wrestler's son. John Graziano's attorneys filed a lawsuit Monday in Clearwater against Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea. The lawsuit says he and his estranged wife, Linda, are liable as the parents of 17-year-old Nick Bollea.

Graziano was a passenger in Nick Bollea's Toyota Supra when Bollea lost control and crashed into a tree on a downtown Clearwater street Aug. 26. Lawyers say the Iraq war veteran - who wasn't wearing a seat belt - was left in a semiconscious state and will require care for the rest of his life. An attorney says millions of dollars will be sought.

Nick Bollea is facing a criminal charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury.

Hulk Hogan Is Sued Over His Son's Car Crash - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog

Katie Holmes having the life sucked out of her!


But when did you not know that since she got chained to the crazy midget?

from IDLYITW:

The pressure of being a robot wife with no independent thought is apparently too much for Katie Holmes as she has been reportedly suffering from dizzy spells and debilitating headaches for weeks. Although the cause of these blackouts and fainting spells is unknown, sources say that Katie Holmes, even though very thin, wants to be skinnier and is obsessed with dieting. Star Magazine reports:

When Katie recently lunched at her favorite restaurant, L.A.'s Joan's on Third, it was obvious that something was terribly wrong. She seemed exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. "She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door," says an eyewitness at the restaurant. Once outside, a confused and unsteady Katie braced herself against the doorframe before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV."

However, the main reason for Katie Holmes' health problems appears to be Tom Cruise himself. With his high energy and intensity coupled with his exacting nature, Holmes appears to be crumbling under Cruise's unrealistic expectations:

To complicate matters even further, while Tom goes off for days at a time ("His rule is 'You can be with me, but don't ask about it,'" says a source), Katie is overseeing the interior design of their lavish $35 million Beverly Hills mansion. "To him, the home is a status symbol," says a source, "so it's on Katie's shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She's giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick."

Man, poor Katie. Headaches? A $35 million mansion? When oh when will God deliver her from this suffering?

*In other words, "you can be with me but don't ask my pillow-biter about it"*

Here's more from Star Magazine:

Dizzy spells like this have become a frighteningly common occurrence for Katie over the past few weeks. As one source explains to Star, Katie has been suffering from splitting headaches that make her see black spots and feel faint. Another problem? Her weight. Although she's already rail thin, she feels pressure to be even slimmer and is obsessive about dieting.

Katie may never admit it, but sources say her superstar husband may be contributing to the debilitating headaches. His high energy is often hard to keep up with — and that, paired with her intense need to live up to his expectations, is really taking its toll, both mentally and physically.

"Katie doesn't get enough sleep — and hasn't for months now," says one insider. "She's tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can't compete."

*LOL at Joel walking out on Nicole on the cover*

And it just doesn't end

for the Heath Ledger will issue. Seems that sometimes when someone dies, more trouble is stirred up than if they had just lived.

Larry Williams, father of Michelle is set to challenge Heath Ledger’s father Kim over the late actor’s will.

Larry Williams, father of Michelle is set to challenge Heath Ledger’s father Kim over the late actor’s will.Larry Williams, father of Heath Ledger’s ex Michelle has challenged the late actor’s father Kim to publicly state the value of their son's fortune. Williams, a well-known stock market trader, has said he is perplexed by documents filed in a New York court listing Ledger's assets at just £75,000. “It's real simple: just come clean with everything,'' he said. "It's so easy to resolve this. He [Kim Ledger] just has to say where the income went and where the assets are. I'm certain that there is grieving in the Ledger family but (lawyers for) Kim have already filed papers in New York, so it seems like it's time to be transparent about it. I have no idea what Heath Ledger was worth (but) they certainly haven't stated all of the assets to the court.” Williams is now the second person to question Heath’s father Kim’s handling of his assets after the actor’s uncle and godfather Mike Ledger voiced his doubts last week

Believe it or not?

Anybody else read the rumor awhile back on CDAN about the singer who doesn't sing her own stuff? I think he called it Milli Vanilli part 2.....anyhow, I'm done picking at Brit and i just feel badly for her....so I really don't want to believe. Besides, who's to say that Henry Rollins isn't just trying to drum up some PR for himself? from handbag gossip:

Britney Spears has been accused of not singing her own songs by US punk legend Henry Rollins.Britney Spears has been accused of not singing her own songs by punk singer/actor/stand up and author Henry Rollins. During an interview with the Sun Media, Henry recounted stories he’d picked up from different sound engineers on how Britney creates her sound. According to Henry, "They have this chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together.” Rollins added, “Britney gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records."

*click on the headline above to read the CDAN blind item*

Please forgive!

Once again, modem issues! But it seems to be foxed, at least for now.
Robin and Marsha Garces Williams
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Robin and Marsha Garces Williams
Robin Williams, Wife Are Divorcing

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- After nearly 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams and his wife are getting divorced.

Marsha Garces Williams filed a petition for dissolution of marriage on March 21 in San Francisco Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences.

The two met when Garces Williams worked as a nanny for Williams' son Zachary, whom he had with his previous wife, Valerie Valardi.

Robin and Garces Williams also have two children together, Zelda and Cody.

*maybe she's just sick of him? I know I got sick of him a long time ago, somewhere right around Jumanji*

Found this on CDAN:

This aging comic B list actor with a very famous marriage and divorce was so coked out at a party over the weekend that he never stayed in one spot longer than 30 seconds. By the end of the night he was drenched in sweat and had gone through his entire stash.