Saturday, July 14, 2007

I'm takin bets!!!!


How long before greasy bear shows up dead for not paying back a debt??

off of the NY Post:

July 14, 2007 -- BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis, grandson to oil billionaire Marvin Davis, is broke.

Several sources said Davis - who once hounded Lindsay Lohan for not having money and called her a "firecrotch" - has been financially cut off by his wealthy family for not being able to get his act together, and pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos aren't taking his calls.

"His family cut him off for using and abusing," our in-the-know spy said. "He had promised to get his act together, but obviously never did."

After Davis was caught railing against Lohan on camera last year, his family sent him to rehab, where he was treated for drugs and booze dependency. But a week after he left the clinic, the oleaginous heir was back out on Los Angeles streets partying, and he hasn't stopped since.

After being cut off by his family last week, Davis flew to Miami to take refuge with puerile music producer Scott Storch.

"He's been staying at Scott's, but shows up every day at Mokai and the Shore Club," snitched our source. Davis went out one night with Caroline Vreeland, but was soon dumped by the leggy blonde.

Another spy said Davis has been calling friends asking them to loan him $2,000 at a time. So far, he's had no takers and is living on credit. His friends remember how he bounced a $10,000 check on "Girls Gone Wild" gazillionaire Joe Francis, and owes some other "friends" for gambling debts.

Last week, to shore up his spirits, Davis showed up at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach, where he called the bar in advance to order six lemon drop shots, six mojitos and six Peronis so they'd be waiting when he arrived. He soon appeared with a blonde and a brunette, and went to work on the drinks.

But things may be looking up. An Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi, seems to have taken pity on Davis and is his new "girlfriend." The two showed up to Opium to hang out with Kim Kardashian,


where they drank for free all night.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Nicky hates Pari$


and I love it!


But I don't wanna be Forty!!!! *cries*


I never ever thought I would turn 40. Never. When I was 12 years old, 20 years old, it was forever away. Now here is 40 staring me in the face and I can't avoid it. That's what sucks. You can't escape except by death. I never wanted to be 40!!! Look how fast those first years went, how fast are the next 40?

Here's to my life, the trials, the happiness, the sadness....I still miss my sweetheart, my black kitty Gimlet. Here's to my new job, my new life...my old friends, my online friends, my new friends....Here's to Sunny (wherever you are, shine on you crazy diamond), to my twin long ago at the computer store....

Here's to the end of my thirties, the beginning of a new decade that I really don't want. Here's to it all because I can't avoid it, I can't make it go away and I can't turn back the clock. To all the regrets and chances that I took...to the strangeness and the zen I've tried to find in every moment.

Fuck it all, here's to forty....a little smarter, a little more wear from the world, a little chance again to get it right and be happy. Here's to you, here's to me....maybe one day we'll all get it right!


Incidentally, here is the face of 49....I sooo want to look this good!




Catwoman is still hawt!