the Stanky Legg

My understanding is that this is a new trend thang outta here in Houston. On behalf of the state of Texas and the city of Houston, I am really, really sorry. But think of the entertainment value of watching this crap.



Ciara splains (gotta houston it up) to Snoop Dogg:

Down for a day or two

Am not able to really blog right now, here's why:





I sliced my hand open this a.m. with a pull tab can of cat food. Hope those spoiled beasts appreciate their breakfast! Had to get 5 stitches, bitch cut deep. I just need a day or two for things to knit back up.

Because it's about dead anyway

I KNOW it's wrong but it still made me laugh....Here's a compilation of Shoot Da Whoop for you. Offended? Don't watch. Blame the intertubes for a boring gossip day.

Single?

I have a chance? I mean, er, trouble at home for Marky Mark? From a socialite's life:

Last we heard, Mark and his girlfriend Rhea Durham were planning an August wedding but now it's rumored that Mark has moved out of the family home and has been living in hotels.

*He can come stay with me*

The saddest news

NEW YORK – Natasha Richardson, a gifted and precocious heiress to acting royalty whose career highlights included the film "Patty Hearst" and a Tony-winning performance in a stage revival of "Cabaret," died Wednesday at age 45 after suffering a head injury from a skiing accident.

Alan Nierob, the Los Angeles-based publicist for Richardson's husband Liam Neeson, confirmed her death in a written statement.

"Liam Neeson, his sons (Micheal and Daniel), and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha," the statement said. "They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time."

The statement did not give details on the cause of death for Richardson, who suffered a head injury when she fell on a beginner's trail during a private ski lesson at the luxury Mont Tremblant ski resort in Quebec. She was hospitalized Tuesday in Montreal and later flown to a hospital in New York.

Family members had been seen coming and going from the New York hospital where Richardson was taken.

Vanessa Redgrave, Richardson's mother, arrived in a car with darkened windows and was taken through a garage when she arrived at the Lenox Hill Hospital on Manhattan's Upper East Side about 5 p.m. Wednesday. An hour earlier, Richardson's sister, Joely, arrived alone and was swarmed by the media as she entered through the back of the hospital.

No they aren't!

E! news is reporting that the rumored duet between RiRi and Chris 'dogshit' Brown is not NOT going to happen, it's just a rumor.

Must have been something leaked by Brown's camp.

MediaTakeOut is reporting that Rihanna has in fact, officially dumped Chris Brown.

Jenna Jameson has a Double

Twin boys that is. She gave birth! It's a good thing she didn't have twin girls....think of the impact on the porn industry! Now all she has to do is teach them how to be producers. From msnbc.com:

Porn star Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin sons Monday morning, according to US magazine. Mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, Jameson's boyfriend of two years, is the babies' father.

“She's very excited to be a mom,” a source told the magazine. “She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas.”

According to US magazine, Jameson suffered a miscarriage in 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma.

brought to you by this bunny:

SCARJO as the BLACK WIDOW

Iron Man 2 is sounding like it almost might be better than the first!! the Black Widow is absolutly awesome and ScarJo playing her will be full of WIN! from E!online news:

Scarlett Johansson is joining the superhero set.

Her rep confirms that the actress has signed on to play Black Widow in the Iron Man sequel opposite Robert Downey Jr. The deal was signed this afternoon.

"Scarlett is thrilled to be a part of Iron Man," her rep, Marcel Pariseau, tells me.

*oh yeah, if anyone cares:*

The Wrestler's comeback kid, Mickey Rourke, has finally sealed a deal to play villain Whiplash, according to Variety.

*I AM STOKED!*

Blind Item!!!

BuzzFoto - This actor has long been a target of speculation about his sexuality. Although he’s had several girlfriends, everyone is generally convinced he is G-A-Y! We have some information that makes us sure that he isn’t. He is indeed very straight. But perhaps his girlfriend should be less concerned about being in public to make him appear straight and pay better attention to his phone bills and who he’s calling for a little kinky conversation. He’s not calling men, if that’s what you’re thinking.

It’s not Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen.

Spin's guess: Toothy Tile.....I mean, Jake Gyllenhaal

Family Guy in trouble again!

I should really watch it more...altho....I do love you so, Seth MacFarlane! We should make babies!! from the live feed:

The Parents Television Council is filing an indecency complaint with the Federal Communications Commission against Fox's "Family Guy" for a March 8 episode that included -- and this is from the press release -- "bestiality, orgies and babies eating sperm."

Since there's nothing hotter than PTC president Tim Winter talking about graphic TV content, let's get right to his quote:

"Fox treated viewers to everything from an ‘eleven-way’ gay orgy to baby Stewie eating a bowl of cereal with horse sperm instead of milk ... if that isn’t enough, the show’s leading character is also shown fanaticizing about his wife and moaning while a horse licks his bare behind. Clearly, the explicit content was not isolated to one instance in one segment of the show; it permeated the entire program."

I know. I can't believe I missed "Family Guy" last week either.

And presumably Winter meant "fantasizing" not "fanaticizing," the latter meaning "to cause to become fanatic."

The PTC is urging its purported 1.3 million members to file FCC complaints against "Family Guy" as well. The organization has a history of taking issue with the show's content and series creator Seth MacFarlane was asked about the PTC last year:

"Oh, yeah. That’s like getting hate mail from Hitler. They’re literally terrible human beings. I’ve read their newsletter, I’ve visited their website, and they’re just rotten to the core. For an organization that prides itself on Christian values — I mean, I’m an atheist, so what do I know? — they spend their entire day hating people. They can all suck my d**k as far as I’m concerned."

Diddy on Ellen

Frankly, Puffy, P Diddy, Piddly Diddly, whatever he calls himself these days, is a douche. Ellen asks him what's up with loaning his house to Chrianna. Also, if a friend hits somebody, you have just been given a 'FREE TO JUDGE' pass, Twitter or not.

PHUCK these ppl and their bbs. I can't even get out 1

Katie Holmes may be coming to the end of her Purification Rundown diet, but it seems she isn’t stopping there with her commitment to Scientology. I can reveal that the 30-year-old actress resolves problems with her husband Tom Cruise by making weekly written confessions, as laid out in the Scientology code.

‘Katie has to confess to something as minor as forgetting to tell him she has met with a friend,’ says a source. ‘If she commits a transgression against the moral code of their marriage, she has to tell Tom in writing, giving full details of the time and place and what happened.’

Katie is currently filming The Extra Man in New York but will return to Los Angeles in May to try for her second child.

Daddy?

The skeleton of a supposed vampire has been exhumed on Lazzaretto Nuovo Island in Venice.

It was found by Matteo Borrini of the University of Florence, who was excavating the mass graves of plague victims from the Middle Ages.

The skeleton was buried with a brick in its mouth, believed to be an ancient method of preventing plague-spreading "vampires" from passing on disease by chewing their shrouds.

Dr Borrini said: "This idea probably originated from the dribble of blood that often came from the mouths of plague victims when they died."

Peer Moore-Jansen of Wichita State University told New Scientist that while the discovery was exciting, he had found similar skeletons in Poland.

*from digital spy*

Wow...

It's amazing that the C of $ hasn't tried to sink their claws into this huge charitable opportunity....there's an entire army of children to be brainwashed right here and OctoMom could enjoy free publicity and readily available, around the clock stand in parents. Win win for the losers all around.

"This Woman Is Nuts": Octomom Births 2nd Ex Flack
Today 8:30 AM PDT by Jefferson Reid
Thompsett, Wordley, PacificCoastNews.com

They say any publicity is good publicity. But at this point, Octomom Nadya Suleman may be thinking any publicist is a good publicist. That's because she just had a second one quit on her, according to Us magazine.

Victor Munoz tells the mag's online outlet that he quit working for the Octuplet Mom Friday night, saying, "This woman is nuts...What ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons."

He also says, "It just got to be too much. It's pretty much a free for all over there right now. They are freaking out right now."

The Octopulet mom's first publicist reportedly quit due to death threats, but Munoz apparently found the working environment to be be the real job killer.

"Not to sound arrogant, but those people depended on me for everything. You have no idea what I’ve had to do for these people."

*Brought to you by RDJ staring at you in the airport:*

Vince Vaughn proposed!

And it wasn't to Jennifer Aniston! This might be the last time we hear from ol' Vince, his intended is not an actress/actor. He may just go off into the sunset with her! from omg!

Vince Vaughn is engaged.

Weeks after Us Weekly reported that the actor, 38, proposed to Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber, her father confirmed the news Thursday in an interview with the Montreal Gazette. He declined to comment any further.

"She's so happy and excited! They clicked from the beginning," a pal recently told Us of the couple. "Kyla never mentions Jennifer Aniston [Vaughn's famous ex]."

Adds the source, "Vince has met Kyla's whole family in Calgary. And she met his family in Chicago. They loved her!"

And women everywhere wept with joy

B/c hitting someone is wrong. If you're that pissed, take a walk. Srsly. from msnbc.com:

LOS ANGELES - Chris Brown is charged with two felonies, including assault and making criminal threats.
In the early morning of Feb. 8, after attending a pre-Grammy party honoring Clive Davis, Brown allegedly bit and hit his girlfriend, R&B star Rihanna, who was hospitalized for the injuries. Brown turned himself in to police and made bail later that day.

*more to come I'm sure*

Bear Grylls: Phony?

Manly man Bear Grylls will surely break even the most macho of hearts with this:




Thanks to my friend Cooper who pointed this out

LAINEY BLIND ITEM!!!

"And not just the gay ones.

He is happily attached but his entire persona pre-commitment was based on the fact that he was just a dude. An immature funloving dude. An un-Hollywood dude who routinely pointed out the Hollywood hypocrisy of many other Hollywood dudes and douchebags.

Now he’s a big star in an A List relationship. Which of course gives him the right to act like a self important little big twat. But how f&cking spiritual is this?

Photo shoot this weekend for a gadget company he endorses. He too pulls out the primadonna moves:

Shows up 3 hours late. And again – don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t even sneeze in my direction, and yes… it was made clear that he preferred to be alone with the photographer between frames, necessitating a run and gun scramble from the crew, meaning the photographer would have to holler for help in a different room every time an adjustment needed to be made.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine verbalising that order? Don’t look at me and don’t talk to me? When did that become ok?

Word is this is not unusual. It’s actually standard procedure where he’s concerned. On another occasion, he was particularly demanding when it came to his favourite tea, steeped for exactly 6 minutes, always needs to be piping hot even if he doesn’t touch it, can’t be microwaved, and he doesn’t like boiled tap water either. He wanted boiled bottled water. A special brand.
It never, ever stops. And it’s even worse when he’s with her. Apparently her makeup brushes have to be cleaned in special water too."

Spin's guess: Ashton Kutcher

*your JA Publicity Moment of Zen*

From this angle, she looks a little pregnant. What do you think?

EPIC LOL!!

This makes my inner 12 year old laugh: