A personal bitch...

You know, I have been hearing stories about these poeple who own SUV's and mini-vans with the video screens for watching movies, entertaining the kiddies, etc.....I have heard stories about fellow drivers coming alongside these and noticing that porn was being played. I am terribly disappointed to say that despite my efforts to find such vehicles, while seeing the screens, only video games and kiddie shows have been noticed on my part!!! I'm so terribly disppointed and I want this corrected right now!!! I want to pull up alongside a vehilce and be able to enjoy a few seconds of porn, folks! WORK WITH ME HERE!!!! Let's get this taken care of, ok?! I want to see porn playing in every vehicle capable of it!