I'm trying really hard to not laugh as I post this but it's hard not to!!!! What does a girl do who is desperate for attention, has the IQ of a gnat and has her career in the toilet, floating along ready to flush? She goes naked, claiming that she wants to be taken seriously!!! Why not be taken seriously by not acting like a retarded broom?
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Jessica Simpson to go nude for credibility
Newlyweds star Jessica Simpson is so desperate to be taken seriously as an actress that she’s considering a role that requires stripping off.
A source close to the actress Jessica Simpson (don’t laugh!) has claimed she is to agree to full frontal nude scenes if it means she’ll be taken seriously in the industry. "Jessica’s in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.” The insider claimed. “The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."
Way to go Jess, stripping off all your clothes always ensures people will take you seriously!
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maybe she could play Lips in the movie version of America's Most Smartest Model...."name things that are round." "Balls, tires, cherries, balloons"
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