Thursday, June 18, 2009

And your blind item

from, the letter "B" for birth control and our dear sponsor White People Are The Only Folk Stupid Enough To Do Litters Of Kids All At Once:

When most couples divorce, they want it over with as quickly as possible so that they can move on with their lives, or for the sake of the children, or because lengthy divorces cost more money. Not this couple! They are currently negotiating to stretch out the divorce as long as possible. Even though they can’t stand each other - and have lived separately for a while now - as long as the family is somewhat intact, they both make a lot more money than they could with a regular job. Right now they are negotiating for two plus years of continued steady income. Yes, that’s right. He is just as motivated by the money as she.

Hugh Laurie

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