Spin Sycle for Monday January 28 2013

Are you have a Funday Monday, Syclers?

Chris Brown gets into a fight with Frank Ocean at a recording studio.  Could Chris Brown be charged with a hate crime?

Daft Punk is releasing a new album!

I'm gonna let you judge all over this.  Judge hard:


Ultravox to go back on tour, not sure who's in their lineup though.



See you next time, Syclers!!  I'm going to let my hand heal up after being bitten up by fire ants.  FIRE ANTS MUST DIE

Spin Sycle for October 05 2012

How are you, Syclers?

Read this: This is the last time I shall mention Rihanna or Chris Brown, since they are back together and Rihanna has decided she wants to be beat to death.  I shall not mention them, they are dead to me.  The only time I shall lift this ban is in the event of Chris actually beating Rihanna to death.  I am done with them. No more support or mention from me. (MTO)

Chelsea Clinton wants meaning in her life.  Bitch, become a doctor, midwife, teacher or women's advocate.  You have to think of someone else, you know.

How stupid is Amber Rose?

No, Jessica Simpson is going to milk Weight Watchers for all she can.

Enjoy Adele's Skyfall (new James Bond theme)

Spin Sycle for Thursday, Sept. 27 2012

What's up, Syclers!!

Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger?  Let them!  They deserve each other!  

Tom Cruise leaving $cientology? If only this were true.

I think Russell Brand is trying to say that they were just too different.

I think Ke$ha is high all the time

The Internet thinks Beyonce is pregnant again.

Here's Rihanna's latest, Diamonds:

Spin Sycle Birthday Edition!

One more year down, Syclers!  One more year closer to death



Lainey compares Tom Cruise to Chris Brown.  Really.

Katie Holmes is truly clever

Suri Cruise is now Scout?

Remember Kendra Wilkinson? She wants your attention by trying for another baby with Hank

Penelope Cruz is pregnant again?

I'm off to get shitfaced for my cake day, enjoy!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Have a good weekend going on?

you need to be aware fo the awesomeness of Janet Jackson (Thanks Tiff J)



Brad Pitt lost his cellphone in London, somebody needs to find that STAT

Stephen Hawking likes sex clubs.  Well, why not, what does he have to lose?

Could Drew Barrymore be pregnant?

Amazingly, Abe Vigoda is still alive

There is no warrent for arrest yet for Chris Brown

Fair is fair, now you can convert dead Mormons into teh Ghey!!!  no takie backsies

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 24 2012

What you doing, Syclers?  Getting into trouble, I hope

you need to be aware of The Who and Eminence Front


Chris Brown in trouble yet again?

CM Punk want to wrestle Chris Brown

Jay Z not pleased with Rihanna

DMX wants you to know that he does not like Drake

So Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be squabbling about marriage details

Zac Efron goofed on the red carpet

Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor?  Unscripted?

Pregnancy check ins for Hillary Duff and Jessica Simpson

Kristen Stewart looks good for once

Spin Sycle Tuesday February 21 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Still hungover from the weekend?  Here's what's going on

I really do feel badly for Coco

I agree with the Panache Report on this:
Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral?  He deserved to be there more than Ray J.  Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute?  Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans.  Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother.  The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for.  Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney).  Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!

This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak:  Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.

Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy.  I want those boots.

If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:

The Duggars are still batshit crazy

Have a fab day Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 17 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Ready for the weekend?

 you need to be aware of the awesomeness of Thomas Dolby

WTF is happening with the Colbert Report?

Rihanna and Chris Brown doing a song together?  Can't sure stupid

Jason Bateman welcomes his newborn daughter, Maple Syrup......I mean Maple Sylvie.

Hasn't Hillary Duff been pregnant for like, 2 years now?

Sean Penn is still an idiot, doesn't know when to shut his mouth

Say what you mean in the comments!!

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's up:

72 days, Syclers!  Are you surprised Kim and Kris were married that long?  I'm still convinced it was nothing but an attention whore move

This is why we can't have nice things, Syclers, all because of Chris Brown:


Jessica Simpson shows her bump, I wonder if she wishes it were Nick's


Burt Reynolds to guest on Archer.  Are you kidding me?

A new Amy Winehouse to be released

If you care, here's a bit on the shortest Celebrity marriages

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hello my faithful Syclers!

Sister Wives' children never learned how to dress themselves


BlindGossip – The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use  words like “promiscuous”, “liar”, “alcohol”, “drugs”, “tattoo” and “golddigger” in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words “committed”, “united”, “devoted”, “happy”, and “generous” (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice.

SOLVED!

It’s Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore! Source: BG

Please note that this item is from September 2010 – a full year ago. Nothing has changed since then. Ashton is still cheating. Except this time he’s going to have a tougher time discrediting the woman/women (yes, you’ll be hearing about more than one) making the allegations.

On Thursday, Kutcher finally broke his silence – sort of – when he tweeted a link to his Spotify account. His current jam? Public Enemy’s song “Don’t Believe the Hype.” Kutcher let the song title speak for itself and did not add any additional commentary.

Well, you should definitely believe the hype. All of it. Ashton Kutcher is cheating dog. Always has been. However, this time, he won’t have Demi Moore backing him up with tweets of love and solidarity and distracting bikini photos.  And he’s going to have a much tougher time convincing people that the girls with whom he had affairs are the golddigging liars and that he is the devoted husband and victim.

Chris Brown, RiRi beater, closeted homosexual?

Jennifer Aniston's new man is a real catch? What is Jen really into?

Psilocybin is pretty awesome axtually

Your Spin Sycle for Thursday!

Hey Syclers!  What's happening!

Lights 
Here's how Jennifer Aniston stole her new man.  I always thought that if she really wanted Brad to stay, she'd make it happen....I don't think Angelina "stole" him


Open your mouth about marriage,  even a little and the George shall dump you.  Oh yes he shall.

Destiny's Child reunion in the works to save Beyonce's career?  Just have babies already, Bey, it's all you have left

Darks
Ryan Dunn....very drunk dead man.

Chris Brown is just a douche.


Why Shirley Manson's solo album never happened


Needs Bleach
OctoMom to go on a dating show.  Who would date that mess, really? HOW would you date her?

Mariah Carey doesn't want any more children.....that might be a good thing

Delicates
New York Post trifecta of blinds this time!

[NewYorkPost] Which billionaire has thrown his wife out of their uber-luxury mansion after learning of her cheating, but hesitated on a divorce because it would cost too much? Instead, he’s moved her out to the guest house and gone off to sunnier climates with his nurse.


[NewYorkPost] Which openly gay power publicist has a habit of picking up women once he’s gotten a few drinks in him? He was just seen last weekend propositioning a hot blonde unbeknownst to his smitten boyfriend.


[NewYorkPost] Which polished married female New York socialite is secretly into girls? Her husband doesn’t really seem to mind.


Enjoy Britney Spears' new video "I Wanna Go"

The Spin Sycle for Wednesday, June 1 2011

Image via Wikipedia

Happy Hurricane season, Syclers!!


Lights
Tori Spelling is still pregnant

Comicbook geeks:  DC comics ----> Restarting every superhero comic at #1

Lady Gaga went bankrupt?

Vanessa Paradis sports her engagement ring from Johnny Depp

Darks
No more McDreamy

Needs Bleach
No. Just no.  Stop it with the Hangovers already.

Do we really need any more Star Wars?  Really?


Delicates

BlindGossip – This recording artist has had a very successful solo career for the past few years, and has also collaborated with both black and white artists on other projects. At least one of his albums has been #1 on Billboard, and he has had multiple Grammy nominations/wins. But while he may be a great artist, he’s not a great guy. He has had legal problems in the past, but there are two secrets that he has managed to keep from the public.

The first big secret is that he is in the habit of hiring hookers, having sex with them, and then beating them up. This is one seriously angry guy. The second big secret is that these are male hookers he’s been hiring, not female. Yes, this recording artist is gay.

Not 50 Cent

*Spin's guess - Chris Brown*

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

Image via Wikipedia

Let's bring in the line Syclers and see what's ready!

Darks
Elizabeth Taylor knew everybody's secrets.  Bet she could put the $citards to shame with what she knew.

Madonna's school project in Malawi has been abandoned.  Malawi officials furious, want children returned


Lights
Lindsay Lohan #winning?  and changing her name? seriously?

Cover of Kirstie Alley

Kirstie Alley is awesome

Willow Smith calls out Chris Brown and I swear the top she wears here says "This is Incest"


Needs Bleach
Remember Jessie Slaughter and "You Dun Goofed?"  Seems her dad Goofed her in the mouth and consequences will never be the same.

For some reason I thought Chris Evans was married....

Time for some more Sassy Gay Friend!!

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

Cover of Chris Brown

What's out on the line today Syclers!!

Darks
Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown.  According to the Panache report:

At the beginning of his career, Chris Brown was good at hiding his anger issues, but now, these issues are coming to the surface on a regular basis. He can no longer control the compulsion.

Allegedly, Brown has quite a reputation in his hometown, according to locals, that charm and big smile was always a front, in reality, he's hiding something more sinister.

Before the Rihanna incident, I heard stories regarding brutality (hidden).  When he's angry, allegedly, a dark cloud overcomes his face.

Allegedly, a few women who were involved with Brown (in his hometown) are still afraid of him.

and Breezy continues to be a tool 

Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins

Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died.  The angels weep.

Image via Wikipedia

Lights
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?

Michael Lohan continues to be a tool

Needs Bleach
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

It's Sassy Gay Friend!

Spin Sycle for August 28 2010

Pari$ does it again!  This time arrested for possession of cocaine!  Wonder if she'll bribe her way out of this one like what probably happened in South Africa

WTF is Nutraloaf?

Chris Brown is still bitter.  And Usher won't tour with him.  Stay pressed, asshole

So there will be an Expendables 2

Some strippers are actually smart?

It just doesn't seem like Jennifer Lopez and country clubs would go together

Despite being on a show called Weeds, Mary Louise Parker has never gotten stoned.

Spin Offs for Thursday July 1 2010

CRY MOAR BITCH.  Seems Chris Brown faked it.

Kelsey Grammer is soon to be single.

Megan Fox's father is glad she married her B.A.G.

Enjoy this cat fight:

Recovery

Spin Offs June 30 2010

Top Gun 2?  DO NOT WANT

Those royals sure know how to cat fight

Tom Cruise is over but Movie execs just don't want to admit it

Tank Girl, a personal fav movie, is being remade but Pink isn't playing her


CRY MOAR Chris Douchebag Brown

Spin Offs for May 19 2010

Call the Bay "Hitler" and you get booted from Transformers 3.

Is Lindsay Lohan lying about her passport?

Chris Evans' sexy ass will be filming Captain America in London

Kendra trying to get pregnant again to save marriage.  Insert laughing here.

Meet Sandra Rose.  She called out Chris Brown.

Here's a water birth to make you feel better about your day:

GOOD

If Princess RiRi and Masterfists Brown are going to beat on each other, then that means they don't need to be together anyway. From yahoo!news:

A judge on Tuesday sentenced Chris Brown to five years' probation, six months' community labor for the beating of Rihanna and ordered the R&B singer to stay away from his former girlfriend for the next five years.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told Brown that he could be sent to state prison if he violated any terms of his sentence, including an order to stay 100 yards away from Rihanna unless they're attending music industry events.

Brown will serve his sentence in his home state — Virginia — and his community labor will be overseen by the police chief in Richmond.

The judge said she wanted to ensure that Brown, 20, performs physical labor instead of community service, such as mentoring young people. He will also undergo a year of domestic violence counseling.

Rihanna did not attend Tuesday's sentencing.

At one point, Brown, who was accompanied by his mother, agreed to the terms of the sentence before Schnegg had finished going through them all.

The hearing had been planned for Thursday afternoon, but Brown's lawyer, Mark Geragos, asked to move up the singer's sentencing to Tuesday. A previous attempt to sentence Brown was postponed when Schnegg said she hadn't received adequate assurances that Brown would perform physical labor if allowed to serve probation in Virginia.

The judge said she was satisfied with a letter presented by Geragos that Richmond Police Chief Bryan T. Norwood will directly oversee Brown's labor program.

After Brown pleaded guilty to felony assault in June, Schnegg ordered the pair to stay away from each other and to not contact one another. Her order Tuesday essentially extended that for the next five years.

He said after Tuesday's hearing that Rihanna did not object to to the stay-away order, which allows the former couple to be within 10 yards of each other if they are attending music industry events.

Otherwise, Brown was ordered to remain 100 yards away from Rihanna.

*Think she'll walk around with a 100 yard ruler? Ozymandias is pleased.*

It's a Start....

a good place to start, publicly acknowledging stupidity and saying in public that he's sorry. From yahoo news:

LOS ANGELES – Chris Brown has publicly apologized for his beating of Rihanna (ree-AHN'-ah).

Brown released a two-minute video on his Web site on Monday apologizing to fans and saying he is sad and ashamed of his conduct.

He also says on the video that he has repeatedly apologized to Rihanna.

Brown was arrested Feb. 8 and later charged with assault likely to cause great bodily harm. He pleaded guilty to the assault charge last month and faces sentencing on Aug. 5.

He is slated to serve five years of probation and perform six months of community labor.

Brown says on the video he wanted to speak out earlier, but was advised not to by his lawyer.

The 20-year-old calls his actions "unacceptable."