Spin Sycle for December 4th 2012

Hey Syclers!! Hope the holidays are treating you well!  I'm back for a moment

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting their first child.  She has severe nausea and is in a London hospital for treatment

Supposedly Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are actually going to get married this time

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts.

Kim Kardashian = herpes, as if you didn't know that

Get your Game of Thrones fix here (March, Syclers!)

Spin Sycle for Monday, August 13 2012

Beware Monday the 13th, Syclers!!

So is Jennifer Aniston finally happy?  Has she gotten what she wanted?

Actually, I like Miley's new hair.  She's at the right age for this sort of thing and she's trying to distance herself from her younger image.  Spin approves.

Crystal Harris must be broke, went crawling back to Hef



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Spin Sycle Holiday Edition

Hey Syclers, have you survived the holidays??  I've finally shaken away my death sickness! Don't forget, if you're gonna buy that fake engagement ring, put clear nail polish on the inside to keep her finger from turning green! Let's see what's happening:

Matthew McConaughey got engaged

He's also to appear as a stripper in "Magic Mike".  will you watch?

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner fight over a dog.

Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing AH-nold?

Selena Gomez tweets after her mother's miscarriage

Here's DJ Earworm's mix for 2011 (be sure to click on the snowflake for extra holiday goodness):



Song List:
- Adele – Rolling In The Deep
- Adele – Someone Like You
- Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough
- Bruno Mars – Grenade
- Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
- Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
- Cee Lo Green – F* You
- Enrique Iglesias – Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
- Foster the People – Pumped Up Kicks
- Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor
- Jeremih feat. 50 Cent – Down On Me
- Katy Perry – Firework
- Katy Perry – E.T.
- Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
- Lady Gaga – Born This Way
- LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
- LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It
- Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On
- Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger
- Nicki Minaj – Super Bass
- OneRepublic – Good Life
- Pink – Raise Your Glass
- Pitbull – Give Me Everything
- Rihanna – S&M
- Rihanna – We Found Love

Spin Sycle for Thursday August 4 2011

Things have been a little crazy the past couple of days, Syclers!  Hope you're having fun!

[CDAN] This married nightly talk show host is perceived to be a goody goody. Truth is that within the past few weeks he had a female guest on his show simply because he was trying to have sex with her. It worked.  *Conan?*


and because nothing is really happening today, here's a pic of Hugh Hefner planking:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday June 15 2011

Still an independent gossip blog, Syclers!  I haven't been bought out by a corporaton so you know it's all what I think and not what someone else wanted!

Lights
Ned Stark got the choppy choppy but Sean Bean got the stabby stabby.  Sean Bean survived his.

Justin Timberlake is a big bong hitter


Darks
Amber Portwood of Teen Mom has gotten to that dark point of attempting suicide.  What's the fame really worth, kids?

Hef and Crystal have called off the wedding.  Hef doesn't really believe in monogamy anyway and it seems neither does Crystal

Ian Curtis' suicide still has ripple effects

Demi Lovato is out of rehab, makes her mom go into rehab, dumps her boyfriend.  Is Wilmer Valderrama  poison?

Needs Bleach
The littlest Duggar goes back to the hospital

Jennifer Aniston's new man has his girlfriend move out.  Guess it's getting serious

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you're fat, will say so to your face

The Spin Sycle for April 5 2011

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Can you believe it's already April, Syclers?  April showers bring good gossip I hope!  What's out on the line?

Lights
Charlie Sheen does better in Chicago than in Detroit, well duh! #Winning!


Can you imagine Kate Gosselin working a real job in the real world?  She'd get eaten alive. Best part is, it might really happen!

Bill & Ted 3 is going to happen.  Excellent.


Darks

Cover of Madonna

Madonna and that damm Kabbalah thing again. Hasn't she become a Jew yet?

Katie Couric is leaving CBS but not officially yet


Needs Bleach
Is Amy Winehouse getting married??  When the hell is her new album coming out?

Hugh Hefner marrying Crystal, it seems, without a prenup.  Now before you get your panties in a bunch, realize that he has a will and that will be honored when he dies.  I'm sure he makes sure he has no real money around and he doesn't carry cash.  He has all his $ in investments and trusts that are going to his children anyway.  So don't fret about Hef getting golddigged.

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son!  How does a skinny stick push out a watermelon?

Whoopi Goldberg was stoned when she won her oscar

Chris Evans gets built up hawt for Captain America


Darks
Liz Taylor laid to rest near her friend Michael Jackson

Hugh Hefner's fiancee caught cheating?


Needs Bleach
Only in Texas:  Poledancing for Jesus.  would you go to church for the ta tas?

Delicates
BuzzFoto – After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release n*de pics of her when she was younger.  *Spin's guess - Jennifer Lopez*

Spin Sycle for January 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Are you having fun?

Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated.  I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image.  Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand.  Think about it!  Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy.  I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise.  He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around.  I'd watch that!  It's a good idea!  Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!

Pot, meet kettle  (Jenna vs. Chelsea)

Rupert Grint to change his haircolor?  Don't do it!!  It's what makes you unique and special!

Will Gayle King be pushed aside?

The Spin Sycle for Dec. 27 2010

Hugh Hefner is engaged to Crystal Harris! U mad, Holly?

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged. I'm sure there's a blind item that this answers.

Alanis Morisette (remember her?)  gave birth to a boy

Teen Mom Amber charged with 3 class D felonies.  Bitch, you dun goofed!!

RIP Teena Marie

Spin Sycle for October 21 2010

What's up, Syclers?  See what's happening!

Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing.  That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.

So Xtina was gettin beat or not?  I'm confused

Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?

Dr. Dre's son died

Deanna Favre talks about Brett

Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$

Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead

Didja Hear?

Hef split up with the twins!  about damm time too!  They were just attention whores and needed to go.  Word is that it was an open secret that the twins were fukking everyone but Hef.

"Speaking about suggesting the move to them, Hugh said: "When they thought about it, they thought it was a good idea. They will now be friends, but they won't be defined as the girlfriends. They've been hanging out with a lot of the other Playmates and they see these girls traveling across the country to do promotion. They would like to be doing that, too."


The twins will now move into the neighbouring Playmate house.  don't worry, Hef still has 23 year old Crystal Harris to keep him warm.


*courtesy of Google*

Playboy For Sale!!!

If you have a spare $300 million, you can own the empire that Hef built and his daughter destroyed....That's right, Playboy started to suck and go downhill when his daughter took the reins. That's when the womne started to look faker and faker and a lot more like plastic. Guess his sons will not be taking the throne!

from reuters.com:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Playboy founder Hugh Hefner changed American pop culture, one centerfold at a time.

With his Playboy Enterprises Inc in talks to be sold for about $300 million, the 83 year-old Hefner will be giving up control over the iconic adult entertainment empire he founded that was instrumental in shaping society's opinions on nudity, sex and free speech.

Playboy magazine also showed men how to enjoy stylish clothing, good liquor, sports cars and other luxuries, and became a standard bearer for that lifestyle -- real or imagined.

"All that kind of stuff just piled up issue after issue -- promoting that idea of consumer abundance as being synonymous with the good life in this country -- and Hefner is very important in promoting that idea," said Steven Watts, author of "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream."

But as Playboy's fortunes waned, some of the symbols of wealth that surrounded Hefner became harder for him to hang on to.

Playboy Enterprises Inc is in talks with Jim Griffiths, a former entertainment president at Playboy, and private equity firm Golden Gate Capital, to sell itself for about $300 million, a source familiar with the matter said Friday.

Playboy declined to comment. Golden Gate Capital, which is in joint talks with Griffiths, were not immediately available for comment.

The company is also in separate talks with Iconix Brand Group to sell itself, sources told Reuters on Thursday.

The company has been looking for a buyer for months, even before the appointment of a new chief executive in June, when Scott Flanders replaced Christie Hefner, the daughter of the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner.

Al Bundy is distraught:

Hef to finally divorce

He sold her house, now he's cleaning out the harem. Sounds like someone's teen sons turned 18.

Nobody could ever accuse Hugh Hefner of rushing into things.

After an 11-year separation, the Playboy founder, 83, has filed for divorce from his second wife, former Playmate Kimberly Conrad, citing irreconcilable differences, Los Angeles court records show.

The pair were married in July 1989 and separated nine years later, but remained legally wed.

Conrad, 47, is the mother of two of Hefner’s four children, and had for years been supported by him in a home next to the Playboy mansion.

*so whadda ya think, will Holly go rushing back?*