Spin Sycle for Thursday February 2 2012

Hey Syclers!!!  Thinking about Valentine's Day yet?  Yeah, me neither.

Frances Bean confirms that Courtney Love is just plain crazy.

A Carter sister dies at the age of 25.  And just to horn it in a little more, here's a blind item about it:
[BlindGossip] More than one person in this family has achieved fame and success in the music industry, and several others have been television regulars. One of the members of the family recently passed at a very young age. While it is usual for families to ask for privacy when they are in mourning, this family is doing everything they can to cover upthe cause of de*th. It turns out that several members of the family have had similar struggles and they loathe the thought of having to discuss it in public.

SOLVED!

It’s Leslie Carter, sister of Nick Carter and Aaron Carter. Source: TMZ

We knew that Leslie was having a problem with drugs. TMZ is now reporting that the drug was Xanax., but our source named a different drug. Rather than speculate as to which source is correct, we will wait for the toxicology report. Both Nick and Aaron Carter have sought help for addiction and substance abuse issues in the past.

THIS Nicki Minaj video was banned by BET.  Great PR for her.  Warning for epileptics, lots of strobe, possible trigger



No, Snooki is not pregnant. You can breathe again.

Tilda Swinton signs on to play a vampire.  You know you want to see it.

Are the Travoltas having marriage trouble?

Penelope Cruz is judging you


Think you can make it to the weekend?

The Spin Sycle for Thursday May 26 2011

Are you beating the heat Syclers?  Let's see what's up:

Lights
Kim Kardashian found somebody stupid enough to get in on her attention whoring stunts.  Now comes with cheap ring attachment.  Is Pari$ite jealous?

Jenny McCarthy is still a dumb blonde

Darks
Madonna isn't looking her best and doesn't need you taking her picture, thankyouverymuch

The reclusive Ms. Huguette Clark has passed at 104.  Her story to me, is quite sad.

Needs Bleach
Birtney pulls a stunt like she did with Madonna and people still get pissed.  Lighten up, it's just publicity

Courtney Love is still batshit crazy

Delicates
Crazy Days and Nights writes: "So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out."

Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/59627037.html#comments#ixzz1NPaKYu4M


best guess:  Matthew was born in England and is married to Claudia Schiffer, with whom he has 3 children. His best friend is Guy Ritchie, who was married to Madonna. The creepy guy his wife dated is David Copperfield

Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

Image via Wikipedia

I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

Don't Panic Syclers!

I'm going to be trying out a new format, maybe two....so don't worry that you're at the wrong spot.  Just want to do a little updating and spring cleaning so to speak.

Lights


Alyssa Milano is pregnant!

Justin Bieber gets his hair cut, now Jennifer Aniston.  Conspiracy?

Kylie Minogue to become a mother?

Darks


Rosie O'Donnell is single again.  Run for your life!!!

Men of England, run for your lives and save your wedding tackle!!  Courtney Love is on the hunt!


Needs Bleach


Martin Sheen does the most useless thing he can for Charlie

Weird celebrity phobias

Spin Sycle for November 02 2010

Let's get on with it Syclers!!

So it seems the reason Billy Ray Cyrus and his Groupie Slut wife are divorcing is because Groupie Slut just can't let go of her groupie ways and cheated with none other than ManWhore Bret Michaels.  Let us please take a moment to remember that ManWhore Bret is good buddies with Charlie Sheen.

When they keep saying she's not in rehab for drugs, how much do you want to bet that it is?

Courtney Love did a three way.  You've been warned.

Spin Sycle for October 2 2010

See, if you run your mouth about work, you might get fired

Courtney Love desperately wants your attention

Lady Gaga to get married?

The Who working on a new album

Steve Martin's ideas for banjo tour

Explore Panache Report's blind item archive

Spin Offs 4/21

Courtney Love is not feeling the love....

Rihanna is just fine, she is still in Europe

Marie Osmond's son had no drugs in his system when he died

Sandra Bullock spells relief  D-I-V-O-R-C-E

South Park being threatened because of Prophet poking

Poor Frances....

It seems she's had a rough time. Courtney Love has made an ass of herself abusing her, that's why Frances was pulled out of the house. This makes sense, I could see Courtney in drunken rages doing stupid things. I can't see Kurt being too happy. I don't think he'd be happy about it at all. From Radaronline:

Giving some insight into why Frances Bean Cobain was recently granted a temporary restraining order against her own mother, shocking new documents report accusations of domestic violence by Courtney Love against her daughter.

The documents, filed by an attorney for Frances and the two people seeking permanent guardianship of her, request that the court seal all documents that relate "to a minor and allegations of domestic violence." They also request Frances' medical records be sealed.

In addition the documents read: "In this proceeding, every document reveals details of Frances's (sic) relationship with her mother."

Wendy O'Connor and Kimberly Dawn Cobain have been granted temporary guardianship and are seeking permanent guardianship of Francis, 17.

No specifics are given regarding the domestic violence reference. But a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively: "Frances Bean dealt with a great deal of turmoil from her mother, which falls under Courtney being emotionally abusive towards Frances."

what the hell did Courtney Love do??

She not only lost custody of a daughter who in less than a year will be a legal adult, but also got slapped with a restraining order to not be near that daughter! If I had to guess, I would go with C Love hitting the hoss hard.....it would explain her crazy rants on facebook. I can't see any other reason for all this, it has to be drugs and maybe Francis just got sick of it. Hold on, Francis, honey, everyone is rooting for you to do well! It won't be long, dearie. Then you can make your own rules.

from TMZ and Courtney Love's facebook page:

"theres not a whole lot i can do about it. this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears, she should go be a writer or an a...rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it."

It just gets depressing from there, Courtney followed it up by saying:

"i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted."

TMZ also reports that on Jan. 5 there will be a hearing to make the restraining order permanent. Damm.

Today's Tidbits

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick.  Let's explore that a moment.  Mason Dash Disik....Mason Dash Dixon.....Mason - Dixon.  And Mason's middle name is from the Kardashian sisters' store in Miami.  Sweet Jessus with a rifle shootin reindeer.  (TMZ)

Courtney Love lost custody of her 17 year old daughter Francis Bean, with 8 months til Francis has total freedom as a legal adult.  What the hell happened?  Courtney has not had a crazy rant about this on Facebook, like when she posted that Britney Spears' father molested her.  Yet.  (Radaronline)

It seems Kate Hudson and A-Rod split, it just isn't official yet.  Did anyone actually expect this to last?    You might have a very hard life.(PopEater)

Kiefer Sutherland loves Christmas:

Happy Thanksgiving!!

or Fakesgiving, whatever the kids are calling it these days. Just for you:

and a few tidbits while you mentally digest that!

Courtney Love thinks Jamie Spears molested Britney

The Pussycat Dolls aren't speaking to Nicole S.

Rihanna is being paid large to perform New Year's Eve

OctoMom may squirt out more tadpoles

and a coupla blind items just to make your day:

BuzzFoto – This story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria.

UPDATE: After this crazy Thanksgiving dinner, there was one guest who got very sick. We feel we should mention this so everyone knows (if they didn’t already) that the dinner was a VERY dangerous thing to do and we hope no one in their right mind is crazy or stupid enough to do anything close to it. The celeb apparently has had some fall-out for it, even from those who had participated and has lost some high-profile friends because of it.

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BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is spinning some tall tales this Thanksgiving. They have each told their respective families that they can’t attend Thanksgiving with them because their spouse has a film commitment out of town and they need to accompany them. Not true. Neither of them are working that day. They are actually just turning off their phones and staying home. Just them and the kid/s… and one spouse’s Significant Other. How are they going to keep the kid/s quiet about how they really spent the holiday? Well, these two are such experienced liars, we’ll bet their genes have already been passed down to the next generation.

Courtney Love, WTF?

Is she back on the hoss? shootin the smack? I mean really, how else would she be so damm skinny AND pale like death? She honestly looks like she's ready to step right into her grave.

from Mail Online:

Halloween may be months off, but Courtney Love did a good job of frightening onlookers with her ghoulish appearance in LA yesterday. (6/19)

The singer's deathly pale skin drew gasps as she stepped out for a shopping trip in Malibu in a 1920s see-through lace dress, as did her painfully frame.

Her once Rubenesque figure has been reduced to just skin and bone, sparking concerns over her health.

Love's weight has long been the focus of attention - she lost 52 pounds last year on a strict diet of shakes combined with minimal fish and vegetables.

She denied reports gastric bypass surgery and liposuction aided her initial transformation.
Now it appears emotional strain is to blame - Courtney recently revealed she was feeling suicidal after the ashes of her husband, Nirvana's Kurt Cobain disappeared from her home.