Spin Sycle Weekend

Hey Syclers!!

So it seems that Blue Ivy luckily looks more like Beyonce


Nice frontlace, Bey

THIS, kids, is why you do not, NOT put naked pictures of yourself up or send them to anyone at all, be it phone or email (besides that fact that you could fuck yourself out of a job)

Madonna's always about the publicity....this time it's courtesy of M.I.A.

Enjoy your weekend!

UPDATE:  Whitney Houston has died at age 48  What did you do to yourself, Whitney?

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy



Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino:

Spin Sycle for January 20 2011

Here you go, Syclers!  Be sure to tell me what you think!

Sasha Baron Cohen to play Saddam Hussein.  This is a pretty brave role to take on.

Sandra Bullock knew all about Jesse James and Kat Von D. engagement.

Beyonce wants you to believe her BS

Kim Kardashian says being a Teen Mom is bad and if you really want to be popular, get taped while having sex....twice....then cry that those tapes were "accidentally" leaked online.  U mad u didn't think of it, Kim?

Another Kardashian, to follow in Kim's footsteps, is about to become a whore.

Don't forget your Starburst


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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  


In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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Happy Thanksgiving Syclers!

I have you to be thankful for, this website is all for you!  Let's get to what's happening, starting with a couple of blind items:

"These celebrity BFF's have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they're good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It's bound to get out soon because we're hearing about it." [BuzzFoto]


*Spin's guess - Rihanna is trying to get away from Katy Perry*


"Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn't surprising given that she hasn't had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn't wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She'll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it's a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival." [Blind Gossip]


*Spin's guesses since this is a three parter - a) general concensus is Xtina but what if it's Katie Holmes?  b) Kim Z.  C) Benjamin Travolta


University of Phoenix is a rip off, if you didn't already know that

John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed their new son

The Mighty Virus Miley Cyrus turned 18 and no1 curr

Angelina Jolie misses the entire point of Thanksgiving.  She should try watching the History channel.

Teen Mom Amber lost custody of her daughter

Spin Sycle for November 18 2010

What's up Syclers!

Teen Mom Amber charged with domestic violence....what's next? Her parents must be so proud.

Sorry potheads!  The Netherlands doesn't want your tourism any longer.

Daft Punk does 3D shoot

TI is sick of prison.....but wasn't too sick of it to get busted with drugs, was he?

Spin Sycle for October 28 2010

Here's what's happening Syclers!!

Howard K. Stern held accountable for Anna Nicole's death

Mariah Carey is actually pregnant

Billy Ray Cyrus tired of wearing his wife's panties, opts to wear new panties

Bitches who got knocked up as teenagers then get their own reality show make a person want to shoot themselves in the head.

If Blohan is really that broke, all she has to do is go vegan and PETA will pay for her rehab.

Teen Mom Post!

Farrah is really annoying....but to the point her mother beat her?  wow....from TMZ:

The mother of one of the stars of MTV's "Teen Mom" was charged with domestic assault today, after she allegedly choked and hit her daughter last weekend.

Court officials tell TMZ Debra Danielson -- the mother of 18-year-old "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham -- was charged this morning in Pottawattamie County court in Iowa ... and is due back in court on February 26 for a preliminary hearing. We're told Debra did not enter a plea today.

According to the Council Bluffs Police Department, Farrah accused Debra of choking her and hitting her on Saturday after a verbal argument erupted between the two over childcare issues and other problems.

When cops arrived at their home, they arrested Debra after observing multiple cuts on the right side of Farrah's lips.

UPDATE: According to Debra's attorney, she's going to plead not guilty.