Spin Sycle for Thursday July 19 2012

Ready for Sycle time?

Let's start with a blind item:
BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.

Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.

We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision.

Actress:

Mom:

Best Friend:

Paris Jackson calls Randy Jackson out publicly

Here's Beyonce with Blue Ivy.  Please tell me that poor girl doesn't favor her father

Madonna will not be going down under

Is Katie Holmes seeing Chris Klein again?

Spin Sycle Tuesday February 21 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Still hungover from the weekend?  Here's what's going on

I really do feel badly for Coco

I agree with the Panache Report on this:
Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral?  He deserved to be there more than Ray J.  Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute?  Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans.  Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother.  The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for.  Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney).  Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!

This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak:  Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.

Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy.  I want those boots.

If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:

The Duggars are still batshit crazy

Have a fab day Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday June 8 2011

What's up Syclers!!  Let's get to it!

Lights
Weiner hot dogged his wife, a baby is supposed to hold them together

Chris Evans bemoans that he's losing his hair

You won't believe Suri Cruise's shoe collection already.

A new Conan the Barbarian movie to be made.  No really, it'll be hot with that Dothraki guy from Game of Thrones


Darks
Kim K lied about something?  When has she ever...oh yeah, that's how she rolls.  So she's cheating on her fiance

Nic Cage's son under mental evaluation after meltdown.  He just got married too.


Needs Bleach
No Doubt getting back together?  oh please yes!!

See for yourself if Matthew McCoaughey is waltzing about commando



Don't forget to get your Tshirt!

The Spin Sycle for March 9 2011

Let's get the wash, Syclers!

Darks
Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr was taken by his demons

Charlie Sheen turns on his costar Jon Cryer (Surprised?)

Suri Cruise not giving up her binkie any time soon

Parents are often in denial about their own children's drug behavior

Lights
STFU and sit down, Megan Fox

Gwen, honey, marriage is always work

Why does Mike Myers even bother?

Needs Bleach
Here's the Disney version about menstruation:

Spin Sycle for October 26 2010

Here's what's happening, Syclers!

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, I love your crazy ass, Charlie Sheen.  Keep shining, you crazy diamond

Enrique thinks marriage is just too much

Madonna is going totally commercial so you can have arms just like hers

and a blind item for you!

A global pop star was left feeling “vulnerable and isolated” after a blackmailer tried to extort thousands of pounds from her in exchange for “highly sensitive” photographs that were stolen from her home.

The “instantly recognisable” celebrity received a series of threatening letters from the blackmailer demanding cash in exchange for 27 images stored on one of two Apple Mac laptops which were taken in a burglary at her London home.

read more here

Spin Sycle for October 13 2010

Here you go, Syclers!

Men in Black 3 on hold, according to Panache:

Feuding between Will Smith on one hand and director Barry Sonnenfeld and the producers on the other has resulted in production of Sony's" Men in Black III," being halted in New York.




Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is now free to marry her




Heidi Klum to be the new face of Ann Taylor


Old news:  Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's husband, admits to gay fling as a teen.  no1curr


Lamar Odom is a dumbass letting his monster-in-law Kris manage him


Ashlee Simpson-Wentz actually looks cute with short hair.  I figure she got sick of her child getting his hands on it and pulling.  Hard.

It's the Spin Sycle for August 17, 2010

Don't text and drive, dearies, it can kill you.

Jessica Simpson wishes she had a big ass.  Not big, smart brains, but a big ass.

No Doubt to finally put out a new album, Gwen is pissed at Gavin and wrote songs all about it

Just sad, Zsa Zsa is to leave us and this world soon.

Laurence Fishburne wants nothing more to do with his pornstar daughter

Khloe Kardashian uses the Vatican Roulette method of birth control.

And I'm back!

Here are your spin offs for 5/12


Gwen Stefani pregnant again?

Matt Lauer has split from his wife

Dana Plato's son committed suicide

Britney Spears' agent quit so they could actually date

Wasn't this a Blind Item?

you know, the one where the wife can't change her haircolor or style for fear the hubs will seek out drag queens looking like her blond self....well, this seems answered from digital spy:

Gavin Rossdale enjoyed a five-year relationship with another man, according to reports.

The Bush singer, who has been married to Gwen Stefani for seven years, allegedly had a love affair with pop singer Peter Robinson, who recorded under the name Marilyn.

According to Entertainment Wise, Robinson claimed that the star "was the love of my life".

"He was just becoming successful in America. I agreed to lie against every grain of my being," he said.

"We were together five years. But it felt like 40."

Boy George previously claimed that the pair were an item in his 1995 autobiography Take It Like A Man.

No Doubt coming back?

It's about goddammm time!



Gwen Stefani is making good on her promise that No Doubt will record a new album and go on tour. I think she made that promise like 3 years ago or some shit, but it's better late than never! On their official website, they posted this picture along with a little iChat conversation between the band members. Basically, they are going to take their shit on the road next year while working on their first album together in seven years. The last time they performed on stage together was in 2004.

Gwen has been busy making babies with funny names, putting out her own albums and working on some fashion shit.

Fuck yes. I can't wait to go to this shit. I just hope there's a bunch of 30-something hos who pay homage to vintage Gwen by wearing zipper pants, furry bra tops, suspenders and Frankenstein boots. Oh and don't forget the rockabilly hair and bindi.

Now if only No Doubt can get Garbage, Alanis Morissette, Joan Osbourne, Paula Cole, Fiona Apple, Tracy Bonham, The Cardigans and Meredith Brooks to perform with them. Actually, I think I went to a show in L.A. in the late 90s where all those bitches performed together. Aw. Those were the days when I was a little homo who really wanted to be an angsty lezzie.


The Return Of No Doubt | Dlisted

Has Gwen Stefani Popped Yet?

Hasn't she been pregnant for about two years now? Has she had the baby yet? DOES ANYBODY KNOW??

Yeah, I know it's soooo gay

but I've been listening to this for a few days in a row, I can't get enough and yeah, I'm a bitter gay man trapped in a woman's body, so what? Here's Hollaback Girl: