Saturday, March 10, 2007

About fed up with the ANS drama

And more comes along!!! This is off of SplashNews, who knows how true it is....and how many do we have on the Dannielynn baby-daddy roster now? I lost track. How soon befoer the DNA test?
I have a question....Why is this guy just now coming forward about this instead of 5 years ago when it happened? Looking for a payout maybe?

The Phoenix New Times broke a story yesterday that Anna Nicole Smith had a torrid affair with a Native American man named Johnny Soto during her stay at the Sanctuary Resort and Spa on Camelback Mountain that produced a son, the now 5-year-old Marshall Soto, named after her deceased husband J. Howard Marshall.

I thought this story was fake when i first read, kind of like reading The Onion, since it reads like a bad soft-core romance novel. I have attached a particularly salacious section for you below:

They rarely left the townhouse-style dwelling, having room service bring them champagne, oysters, steak, anything they wanted. At one point, Smith had a yen for fried chicken, so she sent her limo driver in search of a KFC. He returned with five buckets of Extra Crispy, and container after container of mashed potatoes with gravy — a fave of Smith’s. (At one point, she smeared potatoes and gravy all over Soto’s privates and licked them off.) Soto noticed strains of racism in Smith’s attraction to him, but he was having too good a time to refuse her demands.

“At first, it was all in fun,” Soto details. “She’d call my you-know-what her ‘tomahawk,’ her ‘wooden Indian,’ or ‘big wampum.’ Sometimes she’d ask me to do a war dance naked with this feather from one of her dresses stuck in my baseball cap. I tried to tell her that the Tohono O’odham don’t wear feathers, but she didn’t care. She thought it was funny, and it turned her on, so I did it, though I have no idea if our people even have a war dance.”

Being from the South, race-mixing was a no-no for a white woman, but Smith secretly craved crossing the color barrier. She told Soto that sleeping with him was “almost like sleeping with a black man.”

“Sometimes I felt like I was being used, and it left a bad taste in my mouth,” says Soto. “But I was just as guilty as she was. The only whites I’d ever had sex with were prostitutes, and I couldn’t get enough of Anna Nicole. I fell under her spell. I did whatever she asked.”

That meant enduring Anna Nicole’s singing the un-PC Disney song, “What Made the Red Man Red,” from Peter Pan, as they took a bubble bath together. Or complying with her insistence that he perform an “Injun yell,” as she called it, when he climaxed.

If this is true, and I am suspect at the moment since this “Johnny Soto” guy is wearing sunglasses in the picture they have posted, but if it is, that means Dannielynn has a half-brother, an additional heir to the fortune, and could this change the next of kin? This is insane.

You can read the rest of the story HERE.

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